I heard a radio ad the other day where Kristi Noem was speaking for No Kid Hungry. She also built a fancy fence around her place to make it look like Southfork. She’s planning a comeback and probably wouldn’t mind seeing a Dem win somewhere to give her an opening next time.
September 28, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I heard a radio ad the other day where Kristi Noem was speaking for No Kid Hungry. She also built a fancy fence around her place to make it look like Southfork. She’s planning a comeback and probably wouldn’t mind seeing a Dem win somewhere to give her an opening next time.
Pray for Southfork.
September 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Pray for Southfork.
My Top 5 Favorite DALLAS Characters:
Honorable Mention: Kristin Shepard (first played by Colleen Camp in S02, then by Mary Crosby in S03-04).
Sue Ellen's kid sister was as conniving as they come, and yep, she shot J.R.
While she would only appear in 46 eps, every poolside scene was a GIFT.
Honorable Mention: Kristin Shepard (first played by Colleen Camp in S02, then by Mary Crosby in S03-04).
Sue Ellen's kid sister was as conniving as they come, and yep, she shot J.R.
While she would only appear in 46 eps, every poolside scene was a GIFT.
September 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My Top 5 Favorite DALLAS Characters:
Honorable Mention: Kristin Shepard (first played by Colleen Camp in S02, then by Mary Crosby in S03-04).
Sue Ellen's kid sister was as conniving as they come, and yep, she shot J.R.
While she would only appear in 46 eps, every poolside scene was a GIFT.
Honorable Mention: Kristin Shepard (first played by Colleen Camp in S02, then by Mary Crosby in S03-04).
Sue Ellen's kid sister was as conniving as they come, and yep, she shot J.R.
While she would only appear in 46 eps, every poolside scene was a GIFT.
You’d probably need a Lego Southfork Ranch from Dallas too
September 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
You’d probably need a Lego Southfork Ranch from Dallas too
Ever been to Southfork, Mr Hipster?
September 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Ever been to Southfork, Mr Hipster?
Home again (hope to stay put for a good long while), and working on photos I took while away. Here's some Sandhill cranes up the Southfork outside of Cody, WY.
September 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Home again (hope to stay put for a good long while), and working on photos I took while away. Here's some Sandhill cranes up the Southfork outside of Cody, WY.
Southfork Ranch vibes. Palpatine in the shower at the beginning of Rise of Skywalker "Good morning".
September 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Southfork Ranch vibes. Palpatine in the shower at the beginning of Rise of Skywalker "Good morning".
🚨 *Burst Water Main* in *Southfork* - *Closed*
📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM - Sep 5, 7 PM
Water streaming down both sides of the road. Motorists to exercise caution. Maintenance team has conducted repairs.
For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
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📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM - Sep 5, 7 PM
Water streaming down both sides of the road. Motorists to exercise caution. Maintenance team has conducted repairs.
For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
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September 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
🚨 *Burst Water Main* in *Southfork* - *Closed*
📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM - Sep 5, 7 PM
Water streaming down both sides of the road. Motorists to exercise caution. Maintenance team has conducted repairs.
For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
Content […]
📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM - Sep 5, 7 PM
Water streaming down both sides of the road. Motorists to exercise caution. Maintenance team has conducted repairs.
For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
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🚨 *Burst Water Main* in *Southfork*
📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM
Water streaming down both sides of the road. Motorists to exercise caution. Maintenance team conducting repairs ASAP.
For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
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📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM
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For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
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September 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
🚨 *Burst Water Main* in *Southfork*
📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM
Water streaming down both sides of the road. Motorists to exercise caution. Maintenance team conducting repairs ASAP.
For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
Content generated […]
📍 Houston Square
⏰ Sep 4, 6 PM
Water streaming down both sides of the road. Motorists to exercise caution. Maintenance team conducting repairs ASAP.
For more info, contact the City on 0860 103 089
#waterandsanitation #capetown
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Absolutely shameful. Unless he is suddenly found having a shower at Southfork. It wouldn't be the first time.
August 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Absolutely shameful. Unless he is suddenly found having a shower at Southfork. It wouldn't be the first time.
Just wire Southfork up to the lampost .
August 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Just wire Southfork up to the lampost .
Después cayó el comunismo y el empresario Ilie Alexandru decidió construir cerca de Slobozia SU PROPIO SOUTHFORK.
Casa, hotel, caballos, piscinas, zoo y una Torre Eiffel, porque alguien había perdido ya el mando de aquello.
Larry Hagman (aka J.R.) acabó visitándolo.
CHOCHESCU DIMICIÓN.
Casa, hotel, caballos, piscinas, zoo y una Torre Eiffel, porque alguien había perdido ya el mando de aquello.
Larry Hagman (aka J.R.) acabó visitándolo.
CHOCHESCU DIMICIÓN.
August 25, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Después cayó el comunismo y el empresario Ilie Alexandru decidió construir cerca de Slobozia SU PROPIO SOUTHFORK.
Casa, hotel, caballos, piscinas, zoo y una Torre Eiffel, porque alguien había perdido ya el mando de aquello.
Larry Hagman (aka J.R.) acabó visitándolo.
CHOCHESCU DIMICIÓN.
Casa, hotel, caballos, piscinas, zoo y una Torre Eiffel, porque alguien había perdido ya el mando de aquello.
Larry Hagman (aka J.R.) acabó visitándolo.
CHOCHESCU DIMICIÓN.
Pero Rumanía...
Ceaușescu permitió Dallas pensando que aquellos ricos corruptos, adúlteros y obsesionados con el dinero enseñarían la podredumbre del capitalismo.
Vieron Southfork, los coches, la piscina y la abundancia y dijeron:
Dar așa trăiesc oamenii?*
*¿Pero así vive la gente? (en rumano)
Ceaușescu permitió Dallas pensando que aquellos ricos corruptos, adúlteros y obsesionados con el dinero enseñarían la podredumbre del capitalismo.
Vieron Southfork, los coches, la piscina y la abundancia y dijeron:
Dar așa trăiesc oamenii?*
*¿Pero así vive la gente? (en rumano)
August 25, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Pero Rumanía...
Ceaușescu permitió Dallas pensando que aquellos ricos corruptos, adúlteros y obsesionados con el dinero enseñarían la podredumbre del capitalismo.
Vieron Southfork, los coches, la piscina y la abundancia y dijeron:
Dar așa trăiesc oamenii?*
*¿Pero así vive la gente? (en rumano)
Ceaușescu permitió Dallas pensando que aquellos ricos corruptos, adúlteros y obsesionados con el dinero enseñarían la podredumbre del capitalismo.
Vieron Southfork, los coches, la piscina y la abundancia y dijeron:
Dar așa trăiesc oamenii?*
*¿Pero así vive la gente? (en rumano)
Los Ewing vivían en Southfork y tenían petróleo, dinero y una relación familiar que habría hecho pedir una excedencia a cualquier trabajador social.
Bobby era el hermano bueno. Pamela, su mujer, era una Barnes: la familia rival.
Todo empezaba fenomenal, como cualquier dictadura.
Bobby era el hermano bueno. Pamela, su mujer, era una Barnes: la familia rival.
Todo empezaba fenomenal, como cualquier dictadura.
August 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Los Ewing vivían en Southfork y tenían petróleo, dinero y una relación familiar que habría hecho pedir una excedencia a cualquier trabajador social.
Bobby era el hermano bueno. Pamela, su mujer, era una Barnes: la familia rival.
Todo empezaba fenomenal, como cualquier dictadura.
Bobby era el hermano bueno. Pamela, su mujer, era una Barnes: la familia rival.
Todo empezaba fenomenal, como cualquier dictadura.
Si tienes cierta edad (qué tontería, estás aquí) no necesito decirte qué es esto.
Probablemente ya estés oyendo la música antes de darle al play, y tu mente ya resuena.
Dallas. Southfork. Ewing.
Petróleo, y una familia que convirtió hacerse putadas entre parientes en
EPÍGRAFE DEL IAE DE TEXAS.
Probablemente ya estés oyendo la música antes de darle al play, y tu mente ya resuena.
Dallas. Southfork. Ewing.
Petróleo, y una familia que convirtió hacerse putadas entre parientes en
EPÍGRAFE DEL IAE DE TEXAS.
August 25, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Si tienes cierta edad (qué tontería, estás aquí) no necesito decirte qué es esto.
Probablemente ya estés oyendo la música antes de darle al play, y tu mente ya resuena.
Dallas. Southfork. Ewing.
Petróleo, y una familia que convirtió hacerse putadas entre parientes en
EPÍGRAFE DEL IAE DE TEXAS.
Probablemente ya estés oyendo la música antes de darle al play, y tu mente ya resuena.
Dallas. Southfork. Ewing.
Petróleo, y una familia que convirtió hacerse putadas entre parientes en
EPÍGRAFE DEL IAE DE TEXAS.
Special Weather Statement issued August 22 at 6:19PM EDT by NWS Jackson KY
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August 22, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Special Weather Statement issued August 22 at 6:19PM EDT by NWS Jackson KY
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oh! I assumed that would be spelled “southfork”!
August 22, 2026 at 5:02 AM
oh! I assumed that would be spelled “southfork”!
I called the Reagon years, the Dallas/Southfork years….everything in excess except the betterment of ordinary American lives
August 18, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I called the Reagon years, the Dallas/Southfork years….everything in excess except the betterment of ordinary American lives
Special Weather Statement issued August 17 at 12:58AM EDT by NWS Jackson KY
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August 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Special Weather Statement issued August 17 at 12:58AM EDT by NWS Jackson KY
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August 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Special Weather Statement issued August 12 at 7:05PM EDT by NWS Jackson KY
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Links und Rechts davon überall Brutzonen; seltene Arten, Schmetterlinge auf dem Weg, Frösche,...
Ich muss irgendwie an 'Dallas', J.R. Ewing und Sue Ellen denken, die im Cabrio über ihre Southfork Ranch fahren.
Mein Bike ist hinten platt.
Und der Sattel verdreht...
Was die wohl so wählen!? 🤔
⁷
Ich muss irgendwie an 'Dallas', J.R. Ewing und Sue Ellen denken, die im Cabrio über ihre Southfork Ranch fahren.
Mein Bike ist hinten platt.
Und der Sattel verdreht...
Was die wohl so wählen!? 🤔
⁷
August 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Links und Rechts davon überall Brutzonen; seltene Arten, Schmetterlinge auf dem Weg, Frösche,...
Ich muss irgendwie an 'Dallas', J.R. Ewing und Sue Ellen denken, die im Cabrio über ihre Southfork Ranch fahren.
Mein Bike ist hinten platt.
Und der Sattel verdreht...
Was die wohl so wählen!? 🤔
⁷
Ich muss irgendwie an 'Dallas', J.R. Ewing und Sue Ellen denken, die im Cabrio über ihre Southfork Ranch fahren.
Mein Bike ist hinten platt.
Und der Sattel verdreht...
Was die wohl so wählen!? 🤔
⁷
Guessing that since there are more Texans who didn’t hang out with J.R. Ewing, which Paxton aims to be, it is hoped Talarico will prevail! (Not that J.R. had any property beyond Southfork!).
August 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Guessing that since there are more Texans who didn’t hang out with J.R. Ewing, which Paxton aims to be, it is hoped Talarico will prevail! (Not that J.R. had any property beyond Southfork!).
Special Weather Statement issued August 5 at 5:55PM EDT by NWS Jackson KY
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August 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Special Weather Statement issued August 5 at 5:55PM EDT by NWS Jackson KY
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Was Wyatt referencing Will eating so much Chinese food?
It's starting to remind me of Cliff Barnes on Dallas who always seemed to be eating Chinese out of to-go containers.
It's starting to remind me of Cliff Barnes on Dallas who always seemed to be eating Chinese out of to-go containers.
August 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Was Wyatt referencing Will eating so much Chinese food?
It's starting to remind me of Cliff Barnes on Dallas who always seemed to be eating Chinese out of to-go containers.
It's starting to remind me of Cliff Barnes on Dallas who always seemed to be eating Chinese out of to-go containers.
Here at Southfork, a feathered visitor sat a spell on the back porch.
August 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Here at Southfork, a feathered visitor sat a spell on the back porch.