Instantly clocking this guy as a Habsburg
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Instantly clocking this guy as a Habsburg
Looking forward to the Habsburg Rematch today when Spain plays Austria.
May the largest chin win!
May the largest chin win!
July 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Looking forward to the Habsburg Rematch today when Spain plays Austria.
May the largest chin win!
May the largest chin win!
winner of spain v austria gets custody of the habsburg crown prince/endurance driver
Yup, this is who they face as things currently stand
Spain would draw Austria
Uruguay would be out completely
I would really love for Cabo Verde to get their first World Cup win for many reasons tonight
Spain would draw Austria
Uruguay would be out completely
I would really love for Cabo Verde to get their first World Cup win for many reasons tonight
Did Telemundo just say that if this result holds, Cabo Verde goes through and faces ARGENTINA???
June 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
winner of spain v austria gets custody of the habsburg crown prince/endurance driver
I do hope Austria v Spain is known as the Habsburg Derby. Whoever loses, I’m sure they’ll take it on the chin.
July 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I do hope Austria v Spain is known as the Habsburg Derby. Whoever loses, I’m sure they’ll take it on the chin.
Margarita Teresa of Spain, painted by Juan Bautista Martinez del Mazo. She would die at age 21 during her 7th pregnancy. One child survived her. Life of a Habsburg woman!
February 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Margarita Teresa of Spain, painted by Juan Bautista Martinez del Mazo. She would die at age 21 during her 7th pregnancy. One child survived her. Life of a Habsburg woman!
really funny that fifa won't let spain play anything except habsburg derbies this world cup
July 10, 2026 at 9:58 AM
really funny that fifa won't let spain play anything except habsburg derbies this world cup
Joanna of Castile and Philip the Fair, a Habsburg before the jawlines. Parents of Charles V. Painted by Juan de Flandes, a Flemish painter in Spain, in 1500.
August 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Joanna of Castile and Philip the Fair, a Habsburg before the jawlines. Parents of Charles V. Painted by Juan de Flandes, a Flemish painter in Spain, in 1500.
Lookin' like the Habsburg family tree
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Lookin' like the Habsburg family tree
2/2 Eighteen years old, King, Habsburg all the way, and painted by Velazquez: Philip IV of Spain. It's his birthday.
April 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
2/2 Eighteen years old, King, Habsburg all the way, and painted by Velazquez: Philip IV of Spain. It's his birthday.
2/2 Eighteen years old, King, Habsburg all the way, and painted by Velazquez: Philip IV of Spain.
April 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
2/2 Eighteen years old, King, Habsburg all the way, and painted by Velazquez: Philip IV of Spain.
10. USA 🇺🇸 vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦 - Battle of countries that do not care much for Serbia
11. Spain 🇪🇸 vs. Austria 🇦🇹 - Battle of the Habsburg Restoration
12. Croatia 🇭🇷 vs. Portugal 🇵🇹 - Battle of sideshow invasions during ill-fated Crusades
(4/x)
11. Spain 🇪🇸 vs. Austria 🇦🇹 - Battle of the Habsburg Restoration
12. Croatia 🇭🇷 vs. Portugal 🇵🇹 - Battle of sideshow invasions during ill-fated Crusades
(4/x)
June 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
10. USA 🇺🇸 vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦 - Battle of countries that do not care much for Serbia
11. Spain 🇪🇸 vs. Austria 🇦🇹 - Battle of the Habsburg Restoration
12. Croatia 🇭🇷 vs. Portugal 🇵🇹 - Battle of sideshow invasions during ill-fated Crusades
(4/x)
11. Spain 🇪🇸 vs. Austria 🇦🇹 - Battle of the Habsburg Restoration
12. Croatia 🇭🇷 vs. Portugal 🇵🇹 - Battle of sideshow invasions during ill-fated Crusades
(4/x)
Alex SF6 be like:
March 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Alex SF6 be like:
Joanna of Castile and Philip the Fair, a Habsburg before the jawlines. Parents of Charles V. Painted by Juan de Flandes, a Flemish painter in Spain, in 1500.
August 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Joanna of Castile and Philip the Fair, a Habsburg before the jawlines. Parents of Charles V. Painted by Juan de Flandes, a Flemish painter in Spain, in 1500.
Always wild to be reminded that she looks exactly like Carlos II Habsburg, “The Bewitched” of Spain, the most grotesquely inbred monarch of early modern Europe.
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Always wild to be reminded that she looks exactly like Carlos II Habsburg, “The Bewitched” of Spain, the most grotesquely inbred monarch of early modern Europe.
I have so many folders in My Pictures from like 15 years ago I've completely forgotten about. This one's just titled "hideous historical figures"
May 24, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I have so many folders in My Pictures from like 15 years ago I've completely forgotten about. This one's just titled "hideous historical figures"
Margarita Teresa of Spain, painted by Juan Bautista Martinez del Mazo. She would die at age 21 during her 7th pregnancy. One child survived her. Life of a Habsburg woman!
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Margarita Teresa of Spain, painted by Juan Bautista Martinez del Mazo. She would die at age 21 during her 7th pregnancy. One child survived her. Life of a Habsburg woman!
He looks like the last Spanish Habsburg en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...
Charles II of Spain - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
June 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
He looks like the last Spanish Habsburg en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...
Because I was at last night's WT20 semifinal, I completely missed that Spain beat Austria in the Habsburg Derby.
July 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Because I was at last night's WT20 semifinal, I completely missed that Spain beat Austria in the Habsburg Derby.
gig of chad or smth idk im not a guy
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
gig of chad or smth idk im not a guy
The World Cup looks like it is morphing into March Madness geographic regions:
The Francais region (France vs Morocco)
The North Germanic region (Norway v England)
The Habsburg region (Spain v No Jinx but I’ll say they like Waffles)
And likely South America (Argentina v Colombia)
The Francais region (France vs Morocco)
The North Germanic region (Norway v England)
The Habsburg region (Spain v No Jinx but I’ll say they like Waffles)
And likely South America (Argentina v Colombia)
July 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The World Cup looks like it is morphing into March Madness geographic regions:
The Francais region (France vs Morocco)
The North Germanic region (Norway v England)
The Habsburg region (Spain v No Jinx but I’ll say they like Waffles)
And likely South America (Argentina v Colombia)
The Francais region (France vs Morocco)
The North Germanic region (Norway v England)
The Habsburg region (Spain v No Jinx but I’ll say they like Waffles)
And likely South America (Argentina v Colombia)
Gutted to have missed the Habsburg Bowl. Spain hammering the Austrians at the football just as they hammered them at the inbreeding in the 17th century.
July 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Gutted to have missed the Habsburg Bowl. Spain hammering the Austrians at the football just as they hammered them at the inbreeding in the 17th century.
How long until we're here
February 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
How long until we're here
Austria v. Spain … the Habsburg Humdinger
June 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Austria v. Spain … the Habsburg Humdinger