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Duolingo’s new bird is significantly more aggressive about missed lessons.

#DuolingoAfterDark #SpanishOrSuffering #TheOwlHasEscalated #BirdWithBoundariesIssues #PeregrinePerversion #YourStreakIsInDanger #FeatheredFelony #BirdTok #Duolingo #LanguageLearning #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A parody book cover attributed to Jean Craighead George features a large peregrine falcon against a mountainous landscape. The title reads “I’ll Shit Right in Your Goddamn Mouth,” with smaller text saying “Fucking dare me.” A second bird flies in the background. The Duolingo owl has been placed on administrative leave for making the threats too specific.
October 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM