it’d be really helpful if you used a sphygmomanometer that worked. no pressure .
June 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
it’d be really helpful if you used a sphygmomanometer that worked. no pressure .
Sphygmomanometer [sfig-moh-muh-NOM-ih-tur]
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that’s not the propper appendage to check your blood pressure—and in any case, we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for it.”
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that’s not the propper appendage to check your blood pressure—and in any case, we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for it.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Sphygmomanometer [sfig-moh-muh-NOM-ih-tur]
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that’s not the propper appendage to check your blood pressure—and in any case, we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for it.”
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that’s not the propper appendage to check your blood pressure—and in any case, we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for it.”
She forgot the part about pumping the sphygmomanometer cuff so high that the pain is excruciating...
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
She forgot the part about pumping the sphygmomanometer cuff so high that the pain is excruciating...
Arztbesuch auch hinter mich gebracht, die Befunde bekomme ich dann morgen mitgeteilt.
September 15, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Arztbesuch auch hinter mich gebracht, die Befunde bekomme ich dann morgen mitgeteilt.
“Almost no one had hypertension 150 years ago, 6 years before the invention of the sphygmomanometer.”
August 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Almost no one had hypertension 150 years ago, 6 years before the invention of the sphygmomanometer.”
Any time I spell sphygmomanometer, my blood pressure rises
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Any time I spell sphygmomanometer, my blood pressure rises
sphygmomanometer: "mmhg"
yeah, same,, 🥺
yeah, same,, 🥺
September 20, 2026 at 7:55 AM
sphygmomanometer: "mmhg"
yeah, same,, 🥺
yeah, same,, 🥺
Almost fifteen years later, I'm reminded on monthly checkups that my brain is still stuck referring to a sphygmomanometer as a "pressure cuff", because we weren't allowed to use "sphygmomanometer" for a kids' Doc McStuffins app, but we also weren't allowed to say "blood" in literally any context.
September 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Almost fifteen years later, I'm reminded on monthly checkups that my brain is still stuck referring to a sphygmomanometer as a "pressure cuff", because we weren't allowed to use "sphygmomanometer" for a kids' Doc McStuffins app, but we also weren't allowed to say "blood" in literally any context.
The belt with the sphygmomanometer
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The belt with the sphygmomanometer
Sphygmomanometer [sfig-moh-muh-NOM-ih-tur]
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that is not appendage upon which to be checking your blood pressure; we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for that!”
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that is not appendage upon which to be checking your blood pressure; we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for that!”
May 27, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Sphygmomanometer [sfig-moh-muh-NOM-ih-tur]
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that is not appendage upon which to be checking your blood pressure; we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for that!”
(n.)
- An instrument used for the measuring of one’s blood pressure.
Used in a sentence:
“Sir, that is not appendage upon which to be checking your blood pressure; we don’t even have a sphygmomanometer cuff small enough for that!”
Dr. Bulldozer, PharmD, BCPS, AAHIVP, hands-on sphygmomanometer.
September 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Dr. Bulldozer, PharmD, BCPS, AAHIVP, hands-on sphygmomanometer.
rolling up to the function with my sphygmomanometer to practice manually taking everyone’s blood pressure >:) give me your arm >:)
May 22, 2026 at 10:59 PM
rolling up to the function with my sphygmomanometer to practice manually taking everyone’s blood pressure >:) give me your arm >:)
Any excuse to use "sphygmomanometer"
July 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Any excuse to use "sphygmomanometer"
It’s a Sphygmomanometer
November 25, 2024 at 8:23 AM
It’s a Sphygmomanometer
Do you think his wife keeps a sphygmomanometer at home?
July 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Do you think his wife keeps a sphygmomanometer at home?
Stepping into the function wearing a sphygmomanometer
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Stepping into the function wearing a sphygmomanometer
just spelled “sphygmomanometer” correctly on the first try (even Microsoft Word was impressed) so all those years of studying Greek have finally paid off
June 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
just spelled “sphygmomanometer” correctly on the first try (even Microsoft Word was impressed) so all those years of studying Greek have finally paid off
I did it!
Just gotta keep this up. Relaxing, exercising, eating low sodium. I can do eeet!
Just gotta keep this up. Relaxing, exercising, eating low sodium. I can do eeet!
March 16, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I did it!
Just gotta keep this up. Relaxing, exercising, eating low sodium. I can do eeet!
Just gotta keep this up. Relaxing, exercising, eating low sodium. I can do eeet!
I use an XL sphygmomanometer as a cock ring.
June 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I use an XL sphygmomanometer as a cock ring.
At the Dr. - my favorite medical device word.
September 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
At the Dr. - my favorite medical device word.
If you think sorry can be hard to say - try sphygmomanometer
June 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If you think sorry can be hard to say - try sphygmomanometer
a manual sphygmomanometer
July 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
a manual sphygmomanometer
cuff holders for the sphygmomanometer and probably some other welch allyn branded accessories that got lost 25 years ago and the company doesn't sell anymore lol
December 3, 2024 at 7:38 PM
cuff holders for the sphygmomanometer and probably some other welch allyn branded accessories that got lost 25 years ago and the company doesn't sell anymore lol
sphygmomanometer
August 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
sphygmomanometer
My latest annual checkup was Thursday and my labs have come back today. H1C is lower, blood numbers are mostly good, and weight is lower than last visit three months ago. A nice result.
April 24, 2026 at 9:40 PM
My latest annual checkup was Thursday and my labs have come back today. H1C is lower, blood numbers are mostly good, and weight is lower than last visit three months ago. A nice result.