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juliezebrak.bsky.social
Making sure folks realize that Alex Spiro is both Musk’s attorney and Eric Adams’ attorney.
February 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex says "I have no idea what to do for hormones... better consult the dolls online." One Discord message says "you gotta get on the Spiro or else yr a fucking chump." Another says "Spiro? What are you? An asshole? Only fucking chumps do the Spiro." Alex looks exhausted.
October 14, 2024 at 1:15 PM
katie.bzky.team
katie tightpussy "spiro really sucks you should avoid spiro" recommendation testimonials
stablestrategys.bsky.social stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · Apr 29
also i stopped taking spiro after reading your posts and. god i shoulda done that months ago
April 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Even Spiro Agnew would marvel at the levels of alliteration here.
May 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
Spiro the Dragon meme, with Spiro labeled “The Sea”. Caption: “I’m so full of [FIGHTER JETS] YUM”
May 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Alex Spiro, super lawyer
wiseposter.bsky.social nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · Apr 8
that musk deposition is funny but the funniest part is how it became public
April 8, 2024 at 9:50 PM
stephencollins.bsky.social
The real reason we have January
Ancient Rome. KING POMPILIUS, the second king of Rome, is reclining dramatically on his chaise longue, fingers on temples, near to an amphora of WINE. His slave, SPIRO, is nearby. 1 POMPILIUS: Hey, Spiro... 3 POMPILIUS: Hey, *Spiro*… SPIRO: Yes, King Pompilius? 4 POMPILIUS: I was just thinking like… I hope you’re not planning on giving me any of that *wine*… 5 SPIRO: Would you like some wine, sir? POMPILIUS: NO! 6 POMPILIUS: Haven’t I told you Spiro, I’m *doing dry January*? SPIRO: Quite a few times, sir. 7 POMPILIUS: I mean it’s doing my head in but I feel sooo healthy for it y'know? SPIRO: Yes sir you’ve mentioned that too 8 SPIRO: Sir - may I ask… what is dry January? 9 POMPILIUS: It’s a thing where you don’t drink all January. SPIRO: and what is… January? POMPILIUS: It’s a new month I made up. 10 SPIRO: You made up a new month POMPILIUS: Yeah, two actually. 11 [Pompilus produces a scroll with the Roman two-faced god JANUS drawn on it] POMPILIUS: This one’s January, I named it after Janus who has two faces 12 POMPILIUS: so he can tell as many people as possible that he’s- SPIRO: …doing dry January, yes [ends]
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 AM
emptywheel.bsky.social
One note: In her letter to Bondi, Sassoon strongly implies that Alex Spiro proposed a quid pro quo, immigration enforcement for dismissal of the charges.

legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

Know who else Spiro represents?

Elon Musk.
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legacy.www.documentcloud.org
February 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
anaugi.bsky.social
MY T SO LOW THEY CALL ME SPIRO THE DRAGON
March 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
goldengateblond.bsky.social
the ghost of spiro agnew is somewhere right now going "are you fucking KIDDING me"
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ericcolumbus.bsky.social
Interesting shutdown politics thread by health policy expert and former OMB official Topher Spiro.
Topher Spiro & @TopherSpiro X.com Agree with @ezraklein: Democrats must not be party to a government funding bill that does not meet key demands. As a former OMB official, here's what Democrats could demand: Opinion | Stop Funding Trump's Takeover From nytimes.com 10:26 AM • 9/7/25 • 3.3K Views Topher Spiro & @TopherSpiro • 1h 9 ... 1. Restore Medicaid cuts, or increase other Medicaid funding, so that no one loses Medicaid coverage (as certified by CBO). 172 0 5 ill 401企 Topher Spiro & @TopherSpiro • 1h Democrats have the upper hand politically on this. And this demand leaves a lot of flexibility for negotiation, while fulfilling a core, popular principle. . ... 11 08 il1 345只 Topher Spiro & @TopherSpiro • 1h 2. An iron-clad requirement to spend congressionally-appropriated funds. 09 ill 333只企 Topher Spiro & @TopherSpiro • 1h .... The Impoundment Control Act (ICA) already prohibits the president from withholding funds. The problem is judicial enforcement is too slow. il1 315只企 Topher Spiro @@TopherSpiro •1h Amend the ICA to give the appropriations committees (chair or ranking member) an express cause of action to bring an action in federal district court to enforce the ICA. 9 ... Topher Spiro @TopherSpiro • 1h Require the court to hold a hearing and issue a ruling within 30 days, and allow for direct appeal to the Supreme Court within 10 days. セマ Ill 374 贝 Topher Spiro @TopherSpiro •1h In addition, make the OMB Director personally liable (civil penalty up to $50,000) for withholding funds. 172 il1 381贝企 Topher Spiro & @TopherSpiro • 1h g... Ban "pocket rescissions." Under the ICA, the president can propose rescissions (cancellation of funds) and withhold the funds for 45 days; but if the proposal is transmitted <45 days from the expiration of funds, the funds will expire! This is a pocket rescission. 17 ill 859工 Topher Spiro & @TopherSpiro • 1h 3. Provide for fast-track congressional review of tariffs that increase prices for consumers (as determined by the CBO). This can be modeled after the Congressional Review Act (i.e., disapproval can't be filibustered). Topher Spiro @@TopherSpiro •34m 4. Require insurance coverage of all vaccines recommended by the CDC as of September 1, 2025. Parents and doctors must retain choice. E71 il1 840贝工 Topher Spiro &@TopherSpiro • 12m 5. Provide funding for states and localities to hire and train local police officers, and prohibit the president from deploying the National Guard for local law enforcement purposes.
September 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
taniel.bsky.social
Democrat Barbara Drummond & Republican Spiro Cheriogotis will face off in late September.
August 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
vice president with less sparkling charm than Spiro Agnew.
February 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The mainstream media, too. They're still afraid Spiro Agnew is going to yell at them.
kedwards.bsky.social Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25d
The Dem leadership internalized the conservative “silent majority” lie and have been basing their decisions on that false assumption for 40 years now.
September 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app
dr pepper flavored estrogen and spiro
August 30, 2026 at 2:58 AM
sethcotlar.bsky.social
Temu Spiro Agnew says what now?
thebulwark.com The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · Mar 26
Hegseth: "This is stuff for the history books…However, you wouldn't know it if you listened to the dishonest hate Trump media…They have a choice, you're either informing the American people of the truth or you're not…My message to the media is get it right."
March 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
johnwdean.bsky.social
Donald Trump has made Richard Nixon a choirboy. JD Vance is making Spiro Agnew a respectable vice president.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
dolphindiaries.bsky.social
something something long-term effects of taking fucking spiro (you don't have to take spiro)
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
daviddarmofal.bsky.social
JD Vance is like Spiro Agnew…except with even less intellect & character.
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
kenwhite.bsky.social
Adams’ lawyer Alex Spiro has hotly denied there was a quid pro quo, if you were doubting even a little that there was a quid pro quo.
February 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
aaronschatz.com
Spiro Dedes just referred to "wreck yards."
September 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
foxglove.bsky.social
no trust me bro this strain of spiro is mellow as hell. its cool dawg just try this strain. people who usually dont like spiro love it bro
April 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
joshuajfriedman.com
Alex Spiro letter to Judge Dale Ho: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Alex Spiro letter to Emil Bove:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM