#Spitball
my spitball for a vyper redesign
February 25, 2026 at 6:53 AM
btw @pawberry.bsky.social helped me spitball this thanggg
March 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Back in Trump 1, my EP and I used to spitball every now and then on the first question I'd ask Trump. We settled on "how do tariffs work?"
Just once, just absolutely once, I would like someone to ask Trump on camera how he thinks international trade works. Like, maybe, do an experiment with monopoly money and toy cars. "Ok, Donald, let's pretend I'm Canada and you're the US."
Trump: “If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word ‘Deficit’ is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS.”
September 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I assume it was a ... spitball

I'll be here all week, tip your servers
August 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Felt possessed to redraw the first Youkai ever and also spitball outfit patterns

(2018 - 2025)

#MewgleArt
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Like, "Hey, what's the most out of touch thing we could do at this hinge moment in history? No bad ideas, this is an open roundtable, let's just spitball here."
March 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Having passed up the opportunity years ago to run DOJ’s Civil Division, I’ve never run a large organization, let alone at DOJ.

So I’m no expert.

But I’m gonna spitball that if hundreds of your subordinates want to tell you to “go fuck yourself,” you might, perhaps, have a management problem.
Just to underscore the tension at DOJ at the moment, here's what one federal law enforcement official told me about the acting deputy attorney general:

"I, along with other career FBI and DOJ personnel that I’ve spoken with, really have one message for him and that is, “go fuck yourself, traitor.'"
Trump’s feared DOJ enforcer has a secret: He, too, investigated Jan. 6
The acting DOJ official behind a potential witch hunt against prosecutors and FBI agents who investigated the Capitol riot worked on Jan. 6 cases himself.
www.nbcnews.com
February 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Making more captions later today and tomorrow, spitball some ideas!
September 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It's Monday!

as a wizard, you cast:

- Fireball?
- Ectoplasmic Spitball?
- VRRat?
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Aaron Sorkin: Lets spitball this first.
July 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I'm on spitball duty.
July 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Does he throw a spitball?
September 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“The Last Manager” wins Casey Award as best baseball book of 2025. Awarded annually by Spitball, America’s best literary baseball magazine. I loved getting the call: “John, this is Mike Shannon, editor of Spitball Magazine…”
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
okay so clearly we didn’t spitball hard enough here
hey so (and I’m really just spitballing here) what if it like…didn’t snow??
February 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Yes sometimes you get on the phone and spitball story ideas / plot and design, but that’s really it!
September 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Trump and Fox News are determined to say that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is *not* a “Maryland man”

It’s part of the Nazi-style process of dehumanization.

It’s just one little spitball but I intentionally wrote the lede to my story today like this.

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
April 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hey guys, just spitball in here, but what if we don't let Donald Trump do this shit to anyone.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 AM
chat, spitball me some ideas on what costume I can throw my sona in for spooky month
October 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
honestly im so relieved im not running thinkpiecebot anymore. how the fuck could i compete with the newspaper of record bringing on the west wing guy to spitball tv solutions
July 21, 2024 at 1:44 PM
this mario is a couple days old and spitball-y but people found him charming so i’ll share here too
April 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
there should be some kind of freelancer slack where people just spitball forever and editors can just drop in and be like “yes, good idea, commissioned”
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
You got a helluva spitball, kid
July 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Trying to spitball ideas for her combat/pilot suit, dunno if I’ll keep any of this but I haven’t been drawing so here you go!
April 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM