This is why the Spitehouse banned CNN.
For reporting factual polling.
For reporting factual polling.
"Trump makes George W Bush look popular by comparison" -- Enten unpacks Trump's -42 approval rating on foreign affairs and how "it's the lowest any president has ever had on foreign affairs"
September 22, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is why the Spitehouse banned CNN.
For reporting factual polling.
For reporting factual polling.
That didn't stop him destroying ⅓ of the Spitehouse 🤷♀️
September 18, 2026 at 12:59 PM
That didn't stop him destroying ⅓ of the Spitehouse 🤷♀️
Oh, he's already promised to demolish it if he can't have his name CARVED into the stone.
⅓ of the Spitehouse was torn down with zero notice or approval so anything goes in Trumplethinskin's USA.
⅓ of the Spitehouse was torn down with zero notice or approval so anything goes in Trumplethinskin's USA.
September 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Oh, he's already promised to demolish it if he can't have his name CARVED into the stone.
⅓ of the Spitehouse was torn down with zero notice or approval so anything goes in Trumplethinskin's USA.
⅓ of the Spitehouse was torn down with zero notice or approval so anything goes in Trumplethinskin's USA.
Canadian post-hardcore band #SPITEHOUSE just announced their ‘Desertion’ 2026 EU/UK tour! #PRIZEHORSE will join the band on all dates. #WRONGMAN will support them from Berlin until Ludwigshafen!
Tickets are now on sale via
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Tickets are now on sale via
toutpartout.be/spite-house/
August 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Canadian post-hardcore band #SPITEHOUSE just announced their ‘Desertion’ 2026 EU/UK tour! #PRIZEHORSE will join the band on all dates. #WRONGMAN will support them from Berlin until Ludwigshafen!
Tickets are now on sale via
toutpartout.be/spite-house/
Tickets are now on sale via
toutpartout.be/spite-house/
Um.... it seems to be his Spitehouse now.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
August 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Um.... it seems to be his Spitehouse now.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
He's a demented octogenarian with a shaky grasp on reality and needs rooms to be named at the Spitehouse dementia care unit.
August 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
He's a demented octogenarian with a shaky grasp on reality and needs rooms to be named at the Spitehouse dementia care unit.
It's SO bad.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
July 24, 2026 at 11:17 AM
It's SO bad.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
Aye, because it's now his Spitehouse and he's zero intentions of leaving alive.
July 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Aye, because it's now his Spitehouse and he's zero intentions of leaving alive.
Apparently he was on the plane, it was stopped and he was removed to a meeting at the Spitehouse to be yelled at.
Not sure that's going to slow his party roll.
Not sure that's going to slow his party roll.
July 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Apparently he was on the plane, it was stopped and he was removed to a meeting at the Spitehouse to be yelled at.
Not sure that's going to slow his party roll.
Not sure that's going to slow his party roll.
He's labelled everything in gold in the Spitehouse so he knows what room is what.
Standard support for dementia patients.
Standard support for dementia patients.
The White House has become Dollar Store Caesar’s Palace.
Donald Trump has always been an extraordinarily tacky man. I remember when they first showed the inside of his Trump Tower condo on “The Apprentice.” We were supposed to marvel at the luxury. I laughed at the vulgarity.
Donald Trump has always been an extraordinarily tacky man. I remember when they first showed the inside of his Trump Tower condo on “The Apprentice.” We were supposed to marvel at the luxury. I laughed at the vulgarity.
July 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
He's labelled everything in gold in the Spitehouse so he knows what room is what.
Standard support for dementia patients.
Standard support for dementia patients.
I wonder what cheap gold tat they'll add to the Spitehouse to try to salve Trumplethinskin after today's Court losses?
June 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I wonder what cheap gold tat they'll add to the Spitehouse to try to salve Trumplethinskin after today's Court losses?
Knew Trumplethinskin's latest ornament on the Spitehouse felt familiar....
June 30, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Knew Trumplethinskin's latest ornament on the Spitehouse felt familiar....
16% of Americans approve of this Spitehouse circus.
34% of Republicans approve.
They set this entire testosterone-fueled redneck-clichéd in motion to try to rally his dwindling base.
It's not going to work.
And tomorrow when it's all over and he's nothing to fill the narcissistic wounds will be bad.
34% of Republicans approve.
They set this entire testosterone-fueled redneck-clichéd in motion to try to rally his dwindling base.
It's not going to work.
And tomorrow when it's all over and he's nothing to fill the narcissistic wounds will be bad.
June 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
16% of Americans approve of this Spitehouse circus.
34% of Republicans approve.
They set this entire testosterone-fueled redneck-clichéd in motion to try to rally his dwindling base.
It's not going to work.
And tomorrow when it's all over and he's nothing to fill the narcissistic wounds will be bad.
34% of Republicans approve.
They set this entire testosterone-fueled redneck-clichéd in motion to try to rally his dwindling base.
It's not going to work.
And tomorrow when it's all over and he's nothing to fill the narcissistic wounds will be bad.
Thought it was happening live at the Spitehouse today?
June 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Thought it was happening live at the Spitehouse today?
The Redneck Spitehouse is looking frucking ridiculous 🤣
June 14, 2026 at 7:29 AM
The Redneck Spitehouse is looking frucking ridiculous 🤣
The Redneck Spitehouse, still ⅓ a demolition zone, another ⅓ this sh!t, the rest tacky, paved-over gold-plated, Versailles-lite.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
Bud Light branding is up on the White House grounds ahead of Sunday's UFC fight
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
June 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Redneck Spitehouse, still ⅓ a demolition zone, another ⅓ this sh!t, the rest tacky, paved-over gold-plated, Versailles-lite.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
And I'm pretty sure 70 nillion of them want to again.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
June 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
And I'm pretty sure 70 nillion of them want to again.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
We're about to have all the best independent media on a Spitehouse hit-list now they own and control the legacy media.
Congrats Rick Wilson on the White House shout out 🏆
https://www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-reporter/rick-wilson/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-reporter/rick-wilson/
June 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
We're about to have all the best independent media on a Spitehouse hit-list now they own and control the legacy media.
Who is running the Spitehouse Instagram?
For those not in the know, this is a p!sstake of the Drake's Iceman Album cover posted on Insta.
Drake is not known as a MAGA clown, more a philanthropist.
I guess his response to this will be our answer to that question.
For those not in the know, this is a p!sstake of the Drake's Iceman Album cover posted on Insta.
Drake is not known as a MAGA clown, more a philanthropist.
I guess his response to this will be our answer to that question.
May 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Who is running the Spitehouse Instagram?
For those not in the know, this is a p!sstake of the Drake's Iceman Album cover posted on Insta.
Drake is not known as a MAGA clown, more a philanthropist.
I guess his response to this will be our answer to that question.
For those not in the know, this is a p!sstake of the Drake's Iceman Album cover posted on Insta.
Drake is not known as a MAGA clown, more a philanthropist.
I guess his response to this will be our answer to that question.
Bravo Fernando Mendoza.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
Trump: "Fernando Mendoza, the reason he's not here -- he was so nice -- he called -- because actually, JD, he's a big fan of ours. You wouldn't believe it, because he didn't show up. I'm not happy. He's at spring training, right?"
May 12, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Bravo Fernando Mendoza.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
The Correspondants Dinner isn't part of the Whitehouse so WHY would they hold it at the Spitehouse?
Why did Susie Wyles not request full security?
Why was Trumplethinskin and the entire cabinet and wives and girlfriends there?
Why was Erikka there?
You will never convince me they didn't stage this.
Why did Susie Wyles not request full security?
Why was Trumplethinskin and the entire cabinet and wives and girlfriends there?
Why was Erikka there?
You will never convince me they didn't stage this.
April 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The Correspondants Dinner isn't part of the Whitehouse so WHY would they hold it at the Spitehouse?
Why did Susie Wyles not request full security?
Why was Trumplethinskin and the entire cabinet and wives and girlfriends there?
Why was Erikka there?
You will never convince me they didn't stage this.
Why did Susie Wyles not request full security?
Why was Trumplethinskin and the entire cabinet and wives and girlfriends there?
Why was Erikka there?
You will never convince me they didn't stage this.
The Spitehouse released it, so this is as good as it got this instance.
Wild.
Wild.
April 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The Spitehouse released it, so this is as good as it got this instance.
Wild.
Wild.
EVERYONE held to a higher standard than the r@pey paedophile rotting in his half-demolished Spitehouse.
April 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
EVERYONE held to a higher standard than the r@pey paedophile rotting in his half-demolished Spitehouse.
The Spitehouse itself put out this photo of Dear Leader.
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣
April 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The Spitehouse itself put out this photo of Dear Leader.
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣