listen I did this with $20 imagine what I could do with funding
May 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
listen I did this with $20 imagine what I could do with funding
U.S. Alcohol Consumption Falls To Record Low
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August 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
U.S. Alcohol Consumption Falls To Record Low
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Elon Musk was a splicer the whole time
April 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Elon Musk was a splicer the whole time
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
January 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
from my splicer costume haha. the hook was a real baling hook from my parents' barn haha
September 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
from my splicer costume haha. the hook was a real baling hook from my parents' barn haha
its always two dumb bitches doing the overheard splicer dialogue from bioshock at each other
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
its always two dumb bitches doing the overheard splicer dialogue from bioshock at each other
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
September 18, 2024 at 3:02 PM
sorry I lied actually it's this one
September 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
sorry I lied actually it's this one
Messy + Chastity comm for Splicer!
June 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Messy + Chastity comm for Splicer!
Beyond Light --> Splicer
March 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Beyond Light --> Splicer
October 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
wheeljack? splicer?
even greatness has synonyms.
even greatness has synonyms.
May 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
wheeljack? splicer?
even greatness has synonyms.
even greatness has synonyms.
Playing Bioshock for the first time and encountering a Splicer.
March 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Playing Bioshock for the first time and encountering a Splicer.
[WIP] She'd be a splicer of course
August 22, 2026 at 10:00 AM
[WIP] She'd be a splicer of course
October 19, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Splicer Looter scored him some booty 😏.
Reminder that the new Pure Onyx release is up (includes the first Looter H scene)!
Reminder that the new Pure Onyx release is up (includes the first Looter H scene)!
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Splicer Looter scored him some booty 😏.
Reminder that the new Pure Onyx release is up (includes the first Looter H scene)!
Reminder that the new Pure Onyx release is up (includes the first Looter H scene)!
=Third member of team Hackross Zero the splicer=
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October 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
=Third member of team Hackross Zero the splicer=
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