April 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Do not split
the hong kong protestors used the phrase "do not split" to mean that the radical protest and peaceful protest arms of the movement should refuse to criticize each other.
June 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Do not split
A cat with fur and eyes that are split into two distinct colors.
January 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A cat with fur and eyes that are split into two distinct colors.
banana split miku lol 🍨
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
banana split miku lol 🍨
banana split miku (this is an old drawing)
April 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
banana split miku (this is an old drawing)
>parents split up
>theyre not looking for clues
>theyre not looking for clues
July 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
>parents split up
>theyre not looking for clues
>theyre not looking for clues
Split screen. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦
August 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Split screen. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
March 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’
March 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’
Quite the split screen in NYC today
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Quite the split screen in NYC today
May 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
her split face is cool but she also has an excellent moustache
December 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
her split face is cool but she also has an excellent moustache
this is why split screen was invented
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
this is why split screen was invented