Wenn dich vormittags plötzlich die Energie packt, splittest du eben die Mittagspause und putzt in der ersten Hälfte die halbe Wohnung.
January 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Wenn dich vormittags plötzlich die Energie packt, splittest du eben die Mittagspause und putzt in der ersten Hälfte die halbe Wohnung.
Announcers mentioned Josh Harris being "in enemy territory" and for the splittest of seconds I thought "wait is this game actually in Philly?"
April 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Announcers mentioned Josh Harris being "in enemy territory" and for the splittest of seconds I thought "wait is this game actually in Philly?"
Just for the splittest of seconds, I thought this was announcing Britney Spears was now in charge of the letters and numbers on Countdown.
May 5, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Just for the splittest of seconds, I thought this was announcing Britney Spears was now in charge of the letters and numbers on Countdown.
Chat. Someone said the word “puppy” in the work group chat and for the splittest, smallest fractions of a second, I thought it was about me. I’m so cooked. Please end me
May 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Chat. Someone said the word “puppy” in the work group chat and for the splittest, smallest fractions of a second, I thought it was about me. I’m so cooked. Please end me
For the SPLITTEST of seconds I forgot this was about rivals.
January 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
For the SPLITTEST of seconds I forgot this was about rivals.
For the splittest of split seconds I thought this was The Craft
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
For the splittest of split seconds I thought this was The Craft
In dem Fall ist es völlig egal, ob du splittest oder nicht. Nur deine Zweitstimme ist überhaupt relevant.
February 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
In dem Fall ist es völlig egal, ob du splittest oder nicht. Nur deine Zweitstimme ist überhaupt relevant.
Being a sports announcer is not an easy job, but I did a double take when I just heard the announcer on the FC Naples/Orlando City game say the referee had to make a decision "in the splittest of seconds."
April 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Being a sports announcer is not an easy job, but I did a double take when I just heard the announcer on the FC Naples/Orlando City game say the referee had to make a decision "in the splittest of seconds."
AB-splittest see who attracts the most simps!
November 12, 2024 at 5:39 PM
AB-splittest see who attracts the most simps!
For the splittest of seconds I thought this was a new version of THE SHADOW.
First Photos: Chastain, Hedlund In “Heartland”
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August 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
For the splittest of seconds I thought this was a new version of THE SHADOW.
in pseudo-KJV:
Which is the way of the beetles, and whither outwards shall they move?
Knowest thou the place of their birth, and who their wetnurse be?
Splittest thou the cycles of the sun, to set rule upon heaven?
Swimmest thou to the pool in thy days, at the time of drying clothes?
Which is the way of the beetles, and whither outwards shall they move?
Knowest thou the place of their birth, and who their wetnurse be?
Splittest thou the cycles of the sun, to set rule upon heaven?
Swimmest thou to the pool in thy days, at the time of drying clothes?
June 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
in pseudo-KJV:
Which is the way of the beetles, and whither outwards shall they move?
Knowest thou the place of their birth, and who their wetnurse be?
Splittest thou the cycles of the sun, to set rule upon heaven?
Swimmest thou to the pool in thy days, at the time of drying clothes?
Which is the way of the beetles, and whither outwards shall they move?
Knowest thou the place of their birth, and who their wetnurse be?
Splittest thou the cycles of the sun, to set rule upon heaven?
Swimmest thou to the pool in thy days, at the time of drying clothes?
holy shit i thought this was in response to a machine gun kelly post for the splittest of seconds due to notification proximity and the SOUND OF ANGUISH i made
August 4, 2024 at 1:56 AM
holy shit i thought this was in response to a machine gun kelly post for the splittest of seconds due to notification proximity and the SOUND OF ANGUISH i made
same for the splittest of seconds 🫂
June 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
same for the splittest of seconds 🫂
i was SO mad for the splittest of seconds!
July 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
i was SO mad for the splittest of seconds!
I kinda thought it missed for the splittest of seconds.
March 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I kinda thought it missed for the splittest of seconds.
read this too quickly and for the splittest second thought u said "jerma's playing ffxiv" and i was so hfyfyvugjbk???..... again, for the splittest second
February 27, 2026 at 10:47 PM
read this too quickly and for the splittest second thought u said "jerma's playing ffxiv" and i was so hfyfyvugjbk???..... again, for the splittest second
Everything's technically a boat for the splittest of seconds.
March 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Everything's technically a boat for the splittest of seconds.
Nicht wirklich. Aber du könntest es so machen, wie ich es zuerst geplant hatte. Zuerst nach Japan und dann nach NZ. Dann splittest du die Flugzeit.
February 7, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Nicht wirklich. Aber du könntest es so machen, wie ich es zuerst geplant hatte. Zuerst nach Japan und dann nach NZ. Dann splittest du die Flugzeit.
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
for the splittest second i thought that was Calamitas
February 14, 2024 at 2:05 PM
for the splittest second i thought that was Calamitas
Ridley for the splittest of seconds when Jack refused to sit next to her: Bitch.
March 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ridley for the splittest of seconds when Jack refused to sit next to her: Bitch.
On Wednesday during their run-in, I actually thought Kyle was Cody for the splittest of seconds.
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
On Wednesday during their run-in, I actually thought Kyle was Cody for the splittest of seconds.
Wie lange am Tag geht dein Workout? Und splittest du?
Frage für einen Freund… 😏😸
Frage für einen Freund… 😏😸
March 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Wie lange am Tag geht dein Workout? Und splittest du?
Frage für einen Freund… 😏😸
Frage für einen Freund… 😏😸
for the splittest of seconds I thought maybe ali would light it again whoops
July 26, 2024 at 8:25 PM
for the splittest of seconds I thought maybe ali would light it again whoops
I have so much Dutch in my head that when a friend invited us (in English) over to see a mutual friend and his brood, I wondered for the splittest of seconds what was so special about that friend’s bread
October 30, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I have so much Dutch in my head that when a friend invited us (in English) over to see a mutual friend and his brood, I wondered for the splittest of seconds what was so special about that friend’s bread