You absolutely have to be kidding me
April 7, 2024 at 10:30 PM
You absolutely have to be kidding me
In 2016, millennials "splurge" on fancy coffee and avocado toast.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
In 2016, millennials "splurge" on fancy coffee and avocado toast.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
In 2026, millennials and Gen Z are "splurge" on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chicken.
In 2036, millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha "splurge" on microplastic-free water and instant ramen.
April 8, 2026 at 7:51 AM
2017: Millennials can't afford houses because they splurge on avocado toast
2026: Millennials can't afford food because they splurge on avocado charts
2026: Millennials can't afford food because they splurge on avocado charts
July 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
2017: Millennials can't afford houses because they splurge on avocado toast
2026: Millennials can't afford food because they splurge on avocado charts
2026: Millennials can't afford food because they splurge on avocado charts
tfw you digest a big splurge
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
tfw you digest a big splurge
Decided to splurge with my birthday card money.
February 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Decided to splurge with my birthday card money.
it means that after we have this patio completed i am going to splurge on an outdoor pizza oven bsky.app/profile/what...
Based on my understanding of your general approach to things from social media over the years, I assume that means it's about time for a new oven?
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
it means that after we have this patio completed i am going to splurge on an outdoor pizza oven bsky.app/profile/what...
Sweden approves defence splurge to fend off Russia, hit NATO target
Sweden approves defence splurge to fend off Russia, hit NATO target
www.euractiv.com
June 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Sweden approves defence splurge to fend off Russia, hit NATO target
Jim Jones stole all that money from people and couldn't splurge the extra 5cents for the good shit.
September 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Jim Jones stole all that money from people and couldn't splurge the extra 5cents for the good shit.
This was the easiest splurge ever.
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This was the easiest splurge ever.
“splurge” is a very sexual word for shopping
June 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“splurge” is a very sexual word for shopping
The only wedding extravagance I would really splurge on is a visit from the Phanatic.
July 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The only wedding extravagance I would really splurge on is a visit from the Phanatic.
Birthday gifts from my family, who I guess banded together to splurge since this is my last birthday living in Texas??
June 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Birthday gifts from my family, who I guess banded together to splurge since this is my last birthday living in Texas??
Have to stay healthy bc they sure can’t afford health insurance. Suppose the WSJ thinks health insurance is also a “splurge”?
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Have to stay healthy bc they sure can’t afford health insurance. Suppose the WSJ thinks health insurance is also a “splurge”?
Splurge before slumber 💤
May 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Splurge before slumber 💤
smh typical splurge from the liberal elitist here
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
smh typical splurge from the liberal elitist here
mid-life crisis continues with splurge on new jazzmaster
October 26, 2023 at 12:41 AM
mid-life crisis continues with splurge on new jazzmaster
I told my wife I we were going to get sushi for dinner, but I’m thinking we might splurge and get Culver’s instead.
June 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I told my wife I we were going to get sushi for dinner, but I’m thinking we might splurge and get Culver’s instead.
I think we should splurge on a guillotine. Looks better on tv.
September 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I think we should splurge on a guillotine. Looks better on tv.
oooh the paycheck just hit, I'm gonna splurge** this week!
**buy groceries
**buy groceries
March 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
oooh the paycheck just hit, I'm gonna splurge** this week!
**buy groceries
**buy groceries