PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE REWRITE
SPOILER: WE LET THE WICCANS DO IT
SPOILER: WE LET THE WICCANS DO IT
November 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE REWRITE
SPOILER: WE LET THE WICCANS DO IT
SPOILER: WE LET THE WICCANS DO IT
SPOILER!!!🙉
Needy Penis here
Needy Penis here
November 3, 2026 at 5:56 AM
SPOILER!!!🙉
Needy Penis here
Needy Penis here
Just as some want to believe spoiler candidates—or their own spoiler votes—are about principle, others see an opportunity to conflate the spoiler with a position and thus that’s position’s rottenness. But for the spoiler, all positions are secondary. That’s how you get Tulsi, or RFK. Or Stevens.
November 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Just as some want to believe spoiler candidates—or their own spoiler votes—are about principle, others see an opportunity to conflate the spoiler with a position and thus that’s position’s rottenness. But for the spoiler, all positions are secondary. That’s how you get Tulsi, or RFK. Or Stevens.
A "spoiler-proof" Dem majority is a very cute notion to have
NBC calls North Carolina for Roy Cooper.
That's one flip.
Four to go to a Fetterman-proof majority.
That's one flip.
Four to go to a Fetterman-proof majority.
November 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
A "spoiler-proof" Dem majority is a very cute notion to have
palpatine busy recruiting for a BINKS (I) spoiler run in the background
November 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
palpatine busy recruiting for a BINKS (I) spoiler run in the background
Ok, but who the fuck is spoiler ass Ty Pinkins?!?
With 97% of the vote in, Democrat Scott Colom leads the Missisisppi US Senate race by just *28 VOTES.*
Y'ALL.
Live results here: www.mississippifreepress.org/live-2026-u-...
Y'ALL.
Live results here: www.mississippifreepress.org/live-2026-u-...
November 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Ok, but who the fuck is spoiler ass Ty Pinkins?!?
spoiler: it worked
summoning circle, hope this works
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November 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
spoiler: it worked
Spoiler candidates may end up costing Democrats two Senate seats this cycle (in Mississippi and Montana), yet all the spoiler discourse of the last week has been about Alaska, where ranked-choice voting makes a spoiler effect all but impossible.
November 4, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Spoiler candidates may end up costing Democrats two Senate seats this cycle (in Mississippi and Montana), yet all the spoiler discourse of the last week has been about Alaska, where ranked-choice voting makes a spoiler effect all but impossible.
Mississippi and Montana might well be Senate pick-ups, too, had it not been for spoilers. Spoiler plus main independent in Montana is even, Dem + spoiler -- both Black men -- beat Cindy Hyde-Smith in Mississippi.
November 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Mississippi and Montana might well be Senate pick-ups, too, had it not been for spoilers. Spoiler plus main independent in Montana is even, Dem + spoiler -- both Black men -- beat Cindy Hyde-Smith in Mississippi.
Spoiler : oui
Spoiler again : contrairement à ce qu’a déclaré solennellement Laurent Nunez
Still spoiler : pas qu’à Montpellier
Le bilan de Nunez devient plus qu’indéfendable. Il devient fascisant.
Démissionne vite
Spoiler again : contrairement à ce qu’a déclaré solennellement Laurent Nunez
Still spoiler : pas qu’à Montpellier
Le bilan de Nunez devient plus qu’indéfendable. Il devient fascisant.
Démissionne vite
October 31, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Spoiler : oui
Spoiler again : contrairement à ce qu’a déclaré solennellement Laurent Nunez
Still spoiler : pas qu’à Montpellier
Le bilan de Nunez devient plus qu’indéfendable. Il devient fascisant.
Démissionne vite
Spoiler again : contrairement à ce qu’a déclaré solennellement Laurent Nunez
Still spoiler : pas qu’à Montpellier
Le bilan de Nunez devient plus qu’indéfendable. Il devient fascisant.
Démissionne vite
Spoiler pra amanhã hein
October 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Spoiler pra amanhã hein
palpatine recruiting a gungan spoiler named jay jay binks
NABOO SENATE:
🟦 AMIDALA: 51%
🟥 VALORUM: 49%
AMONG GUNGANS:
🟦 AMIDALA: 56%
🟥 VALORUM: 44%
n=1,200 RV
reminder that Palpatine carried 55% of the Gungan vote on Naboo in 22 BBY
🟦 AMIDALA: 51%
🟥 VALORUM: 49%
AMONG GUNGANS:
🟦 AMIDALA: 56%
🟥 VALORUM: 44%
n=1,200 RV
reminder that Palpatine carried 55% of the Gungan vote on Naboo in 22 BBY
Should just start putting out fake polls for fake states and see if anyone notices
November 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
palpatine recruiting a gungan spoiler named jay jay binks
Spoiler alert: They surely did.
NEW: Judge Reyes says she will appoint a special master to investigate whether DOJ and DOI officials made misrepresentations in the East Potomac golf course case
October 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Spoiler alert: They surely did.
Spoiler: Jay and Arsenio wouldn’t stay chums forever.
November 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Spoiler: Jay and Arsenio wouldn’t stay chums forever.
November 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Spoiler alert: He's going to claim that everyone who lost didn't support Trump enough, and those who won, did.
Sometimes, if I reach a certain threshold of anger, my body reacts by just napping. I kinda feel that’s what happened to Trump tonight. And I guess he just woke up.
November 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Spoiler alert: He's going to claim that everyone who lost didn't support Trump enough, and those who won, did.
Spoiler:
Beten ist keine sinnvolle Klimaschutzmaßnahme.
Beten ist keine sinnvolle Klimaschutzmaßnahme.
Biobauern im Mühlviertel nach Hitzesommer:
"Jetzt können wir nur um Regen beten"
www.nachrichten.at/oberoesterre...
Wie geht es Familie Rammer auf ihrem Biobauernhof im Aistbergthal drei Monate nach dem ersten OÖN-Lokalaugenschein?
Ried in der Riedmark
"Jetzt können wir nur um Regen beten"
www.nachrichten.at/oberoesterre...
Wie geht es Familie Rammer auf ihrem Biobauernhof im Aistbergthal drei Monate nach dem ersten OÖN-Lokalaugenschein?
Ried in der Riedmark
Biobauern im Mühlviertel nach Hitzesommer: "Jetzt können wir nur um Regen beten"
RIED IN DER RIEDMARK. Wie geht es Familie Rammer auf ihrem Biobauernhof im Aistbergthal drei Monate nach dem ersten OÖN-Lokalaugenschein?
www.nachrichten.at
October 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Spoiler:
Beten ist keine sinnvolle Klimaschutzmaßnahme.
Beten ist keine sinnvolle Klimaschutzmaßnahme.
fenómeno barrial, Milei en Boedo
(acaba preso, spoiler)
(acaba preso, spoiler)
Boedo recibieron a Mierdei al grito de "hijo de puta". El tipo se apareció en otro templo evangelista para participar de algo llamado "celebración por Israel".🤌🏾
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
fenómeno barrial, Milei en Boedo
(acaba preso, spoiler)
(acaba preso, spoiler)
Spoiler: no quiero ir a trabajar y voy de camino. Perdonen mi cara de sobada
Buenos días
Buenos días
November 3, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Spoiler: no quiero ir a trabajar y voy de camino. Perdonen mi cara de sobada
Buenos días
Buenos días
Spoiler candidate Mike Truk is pulling 3% on the constitution party line
November 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Spoiler candidate Mike Truk is pulling 3% on the constitution party line
SETLIST SPOILER 👀👁
November 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
SETLIST SPOILER 👀👁
Trump explains the difference between incumbent Dan Sullivan and Spoiler Dan Sullivan #Trump #DanSullivan #Peltola #Alaska #MAGA
October 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Trump explains the difference between incumbent Dan Sullivan and Spoiler Dan Sullivan #Trump #DanSullivan #Peltola #Alaska #MAGA
Spoiler alert: I'm in the OOT remake
November 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Spoiler alert: I'm in the OOT remake