The Tesla tango continues. Try not to sprain anything, boys.
June 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Tesla tango continues. Try not to sprain anything, boys.
Civil war? Please, these people sprain their backs picking up a case of Diet Coke at Costco.
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Civil war? Please, these people sprain their backs picking up a case of Diet Coke at Costco.
BREAKING: Justice Samuel Alito hospitalized with finger sprain as a result of repeatedly making air quotes to say “life of the mother”
April 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
BREAKING: Justice Samuel Alito hospitalized with finger sprain as a result of repeatedly making air quotes to say “life of the mother”
Seahawks jack of all trades Nick Emmanwori just said he’s confident he’ll play on Sunday. Low ankle sprain—avoided a major injury.
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Seahawks jack of all trades Nick Emmanwori just said he’s confident he’ll play on Sunday. Low ankle sprain—avoided a major injury.
FOX’s Jay Glazer reports Aaron Rodgers has been playing through several injuries including an ankle sprain, hamstring tear, and an MCL sprain. Allegedly.
December 9, 2024 at 7:05 PM
FOX’s Jay Glazer reports Aaron Rodgers has been playing through several injuries including an ankle sprain, hamstring tear, and an MCL sprain. Allegedly.
First day lifting again since the elbow sprain. Wish me luck ✌️
March 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
First day lifting again since the elbow sprain. Wish me luck ✌️
A high ankle sprain has never been so mild. The ankle might actually be stronger than it was before the sprain.
Report: Tests confirm Patrick Mahomes is week-to-week with a mild high-ankle sprain.
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Report: Tests confirm Patrick Mahomes is week-to-week with a mild high-ankle sprain
The Chiefs host the Texans on Saturday and then travel to Pittsburgh on Christmas.
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December 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM
A high ankle sprain has never been so mild. The ankle might actually be stronger than it was before the sprain.
Glad it's not broken. Sorry you have to endure the sprain.
September 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Glad it's not broken. Sorry you have to endure the sprain.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
Sprain at the Sprump
September 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Sprain at the Sprump
Phillies say left ankle sprain for Luis Arraez. Further eval to come.
September 24, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Phillies say left ankle sprain for Luis Arraez. Further eval to come.
#FlashbackFriday w/ an ankle sprain...
June 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
#FlashbackFriday w/ an ankle sprain...
Tidwell to the IL with “a high grade” UCL sprain.
September 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Tidwell to the IL with “a high grade” UCL sprain.
I have eye sprain from constantly rolling them.
August 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I have eye sprain from constantly rolling them.
Did you know you can sprain your ankle in your sleep
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Did you know you can sprain your ankle in your sleep
It’s a “left ankle sprain” for Luis Arraez, according to the Phillies. He’s undergoing further evaluation.
September 24, 2026 at 11:57 PM
It’s a “left ankle sprain” for Luis Arraez, according to the Phillies. He’s undergoing further evaluation.
May your enemies sprain their ankles dancing on your grave.
October 7, 2023 at 4:45 AM
May your enemies sprain their ankles dancing on your grave.
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September 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Doctor: how did you sprain your wrist?
Me: trying to get the motion sensor faucet to validate me
Me: trying to get the motion sensor faucet to validate me
August 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Doctor: how did you sprain your wrist?
Me: trying to get the motion sensor faucet to validate me
Me: trying to get the motion sensor faucet to validate me
Poet who is explicitly pretending she didn't sprain her ankle and failing at it.
September 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Poet who is explicitly pretending she didn't sprain her ankle and failing at it.
Commanders QB Jayden Daniels (knee sprain) and WR Terry McLaurin have been ruled out for Sunday.
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Commanders QB Jayden Daniels (knee sprain) and WR Terry McLaurin have been ruled out for Sunday.
tfw when you sprain your fuck
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
tfw when you sprain your fuck
Kyrie Irving (right shoulder sprain) and P.J. Washington (knee sprain) are out tonight vs. Jazz. Luka Doncic will play, though, despite his right knee contusion.
November 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Kyrie Irving (right shoulder sprain) and P.J. Washington (knee sprain) are out tonight vs. Jazz. Luka Doncic will play, though, despite his right knee contusion.
not broken but boy do i sprain the fact outta this bitch!!!!!!!!!
live tweeting my broken ankle from the hospital, what’s up chat
September 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
not broken but boy do i sprain the fact outta this bitch!!!!!!!!!