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Yes. It is.
Yes. It is.
Simi 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (@simi486793)
Canada’s National Post is not conservative news; it is US owned maga trash, a mouthpiece for the SprayTan regime.
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September 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Yes. It is.
Yes. It is.
German-Scottish with the Bavarian spraytan fetish.
September 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM
German-Scottish with the Bavarian spraytan fetish.
What is the Spraytan Moon?
September 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
What is the Spraytan Moon?
Repeating as necessary.
From an actual American President, not some spraytan imposter.
From an actual American President, not some spraytan imposter.
September 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Repeating as necessary.
From an actual American President, not some spraytan imposter.
From an actual American President, not some spraytan imposter.
It's like his own spraytan but in goldie look. It's as hideous as he is
September 22, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's like his own spraytan but in goldie look. It's as hideous as he is
The trash that actually needs to be removed from the WH is SprAyTAN.
September 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The trash that actually needs to be removed from the WH is SprAyTAN.
spraytan satan thinks you don’t know elon bought him the election
September 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
spraytan satan thinks you don’t know elon bought him the election
Just Monday I remarked to some friends about what a horrible person he must have been for his family to allow this to happen. How many people in this country have sold their souls to spraytan satan?
September 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Just Monday I remarked to some friends about what a horrible person he must have been for his family to allow this to happen. How many people in this country have sold their souls to spraytan satan?
Dignity and spraytan. They go together like raisins and potato salad.
Cat Gagging After Eating Food
ALT: Cat Gagging After Eating Food
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September 12, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Dignity and spraytan. They go together like raisins and potato salad.
It has been a ton of fun, though, seeing Andy Biggs' cute little microsigns with their totes adorbs microfont about his spraytan endorsement. Little signs. Little words. Little men.
September 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It has been a ton of fun, though, seeing Andy Biggs' cute little microsigns with their totes adorbs microfont about his spraytan endorsement. Little signs. Little words. Little men.
Irgendwie ... accidentally cute.
Als hätten sie Bernd das Brot in Trump-Spraytan gecovert und mit MDMA gegen die Social Anxiety gefüttert, es kickt aber nur so halb.
Als hätten sie Bernd das Brot in Trump-Spraytan gecovert und mit MDMA gegen die Social Anxiety gefüttert, es kickt aber nur so halb.
Geschäftsführerin Xenia Daum über die neue "Kleine Zeitung Welt", für wen Maskottchen Koini erdacht wurde und wie sich das Haus künftig finanzieren wird.
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"Kleine Zeitung" Relaunch: Frau Daum, was ist das?
Geschäftsführerin Xenia Daum über die neue "Kleine Zeitung Welt" und für wen Maskottchen Koini erdacht wurde.
www.horizont.at
September 4, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Irgendwie ... accidentally cute.
Als hätten sie Bernd das Brot in Trump-Spraytan gecovert und mit MDMA gegen die Social Anxiety gefüttert, es kickt aber nur so halb.
Als hätten sie Bernd das Brot in Trump-Spraytan gecovert und mit MDMA gegen die Social Anxiety gefüttert, es kickt aber nur so halb.
MapQuest apparently doesn't follow the orange spraytan idiot pedo rapist in charge of the US's exec orders.
August 30, 2026 at 12:46 PM
MapQuest apparently doesn't follow the orange spraytan idiot pedo rapist in charge of the US's exec orders.
Lennart har hatt utdrikningslag, jeg hentet en glad mann med spraytan i halve ansiktet iført Jojo Siwa-tskjorte, og da han kom hjem så sovnet han mellom rumpeballene mine under dyna fordi han ville kose…. 😂😂😂
August 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Lennart har hatt utdrikningslag, jeg hentet en glad mann med spraytan i halve ansiktet iført Jojo Siwa-tskjorte, og da han kom hjem så sovnet han mellom rumpeballene mine under dyna fordi han ville kose…. 😂😂😂
Jeg har fået spraytan i dag for første gang. For sjov. For at se lidt sun-kissed ud.
Da jeg kommer ud siger damen at hun lige skriver navnet på farven på et kort til næste gang.
Så nu sidder jeg med et kort hvorpå der står Ultra Dark og har lidt et Ross moment.
Farven er færdigudviklet om 3 timer
Da jeg kommer ud siger damen at hun lige skriver navnet på farven på et kort til næste gang.
Så nu sidder jeg med et kort hvorpå der står Ultra Dark og har lidt et Ross moment.
Farven er færdigudviklet om 3 timer
August 29, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Jeg har fået spraytan i dag for første gang. For sjov. For at se lidt sun-kissed ud.
Da jeg kommer ud siger damen at hun lige skriver navnet på farven på et kort til næste gang.
Så nu sidder jeg med et kort hvorpå der står Ultra Dark og har lidt et Ross moment.
Farven er færdigudviklet om 3 timer
Da jeg kommer ud siger damen at hun lige skriver navnet på farven på et kort til næste gang.
Så nu sidder jeg med et kort hvorpå der står Ultra Dark og har lidt et Ross moment.
Farven er færdigudviklet om 3 timer
Meanwhile...the spraytan regime pulled billions of dollars from US students and educators when they failed to renew critical grants to community colleges. But have some fancy Murder Mittens, sure.
August 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Meanwhile...the spraytan regime pulled billions of dollars from US students and educators when they failed to renew critical grants to community colleges. But have some fancy Murder Mittens, sure.
Idk if your Greens are the same as our Greens but here they don't crawl out until an important election is nigh so they can third party us into the spraytan era.
August 28, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Idk if your Greens are the same as our Greens but here they don't crawl out until an important election is nigh so they can third party us into the spraytan era.
It’s the Gulf of Mexico.
It’s Lake Ontario.
It’s the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
SprayTan ShitPants can blow his “orders” straight out his soon to be dead 80 year old ass. #politics
It’s Lake Ontario.
It’s the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
SprayTan ShitPants can blow his “orders” straight out his soon to be dead 80 year old ass. #politics
August 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
It’s the Gulf of Mexico.
It’s Lake Ontario.
It’s the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
SprayTan ShitPants can blow his “orders” straight out his soon to be dead 80 year old ass. #politics
It’s Lake Ontario.
It’s the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
SprayTan ShitPants can blow his “orders” straight out his soon to be dead 80 year old ass. #politics
If the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts is in such shit condition as claimed that they would need to tear it down, why does SprayTan ShitPants want his name on it so bad?
August 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
If the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts is in such shit condition as claimed that they would need to tear it down, why does SprayTan ShitPants want his name on it so bad?
The Great Spraytan.
August 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The Great Spraytan.
Oh, an African American woman would be terrible for our country. We're so much better off having the country run by White Christian Male Billionaires. And the ones who eat roadkill.
And the one who IS roadkill in a wig and spraytan.
And the one who IS roadkill in a wig and spraytan.
August 25, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Oh, an African American woman would be terrible for our country. We're so much better off having the country run by White Christian Male Billionaires. And the ones who eat roadkill.
And the one who IS roadkill in a wig and spraytan.
And the one who IS roadkill in a wig and spraytan.
Spraytan Caligula ne serait pas content🙂
August 25, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Spraytan Caligula ne serait pas content🙂