#Sputum
It turns out Sputum Gardner much less popular than Sauce Gardner.
#BillsMafia
#Breaking
‼️ Schultz: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson to be released by the Bills.
November 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Actually they're 38% black bile, 26% yellow bile, 19% blood and 27% sputum.
November 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ain’t no try in sputum
November 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Mine spent a lot of time in trachea before sinuses. Look at this, we are talking like grandparents. So, rethought, no sputum comarisons. Please get well as quickly as possible and continue posting from your sickbed. Best wishes.
November 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
DON'T VOTE FOR ruzzia.
DON'T VOTE FOR sputum.
November 2, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Almost aspirated sputum from gasping in terror and vomiting in my mouth at the same time!
What a great Halloween costume!

I almost didn’t even recognize the MAGA cultist underneath.
October 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The update also covers:

Sputum pooling to make molecular testing more affordable in resource-constrained settings.

Updated concurrent testing strategies to improve TB detection in children and people living with HIV.
November 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What’s new in the 2026 update?

A new class of near-point-of-care molecular tests, including the PlusLife MiniDock MTB Test.

Expanded recommendations for tongue-swab testing in adults and adolescents who struggle to produce sputum.
November 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Programmable Multisite Recognition Enables Amplification-Free Nanopore Detection of Mycobacterium tuberculosis in Sputum and Plasma https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/42917048/
November 2, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Eternal Coughing of the Spotless Sputum
Ah we’ve reached the “Eternal Coughing” stage.

*cough* fuck *hackweaze*
October 29, 2026 at 3:50 AM
sputum pot
October 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
which people tend to scatter about like nobody could be affected by their infectious sputum, saliva, and boogers.

This will likely be the most exciting part of my day.
November 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
🦠 New case report in Viruses: long-term bacteriophage therapy in a cystic fibrosis patient with chronic P. aeruginosa infection — clinical, lung function and inflammatory markers all improved, with complete eradication of P. aeruginosa in sputum culture.
🔗 www.mdpi.com/1999-4915/18...
#PhageTherapy
www.mdpi.com
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
❓ Can pneumonia cause confusion or unusual weakness in older adults?
❓ What are the common respiratory warning signs?

👉 Read the complete guide: healthuseful.com/pneumonia-sy...

#Pneumonia #HealthAwareness
Pneumonia Symptoms: Early Signs & Red Flags
Pneumonia symptoms: cough with sputum, fever >38.5°C, chest pain, breathlessness, fast breathing, chills. Red flags, children, elderly.
healthuseful.com
November 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
After 40 long years I have finally collected enough sputum to make a life size phlegm statue of Daniel Craig. In about two weeks time I will be able to legitimately say:
“I’ve been expectorating you Mr Bond”
October 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Sounds serious.
November 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The roast is only being cooked right when its red/purple and has sputum out its facehole
October 29, 2026 at 8:55 AM
There is no sputum, the bacterial infection is something i can look at
October 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Diagnosis yang Tepat Dimulai dari Tangan yang Tepat: Panduan Pengambilan dan Transportasi Sampel Mikrobiologi Lintas Skenario

Artikel ini menekankan pentingnya pengambilan dan transportasi spesimen mikrobiologi yang tepat untuk akurasi diagnosis. Kesalahan dalam fase pra-analitik menyumbang…
Diagnosis yang Tepat Dimulai dari Tangan yang Tepat: Panduan Pengambilan dan Transportasi Sampel Mikrobiologi Lintas Skenario
Artikel ini menekankan pentingnya pengambilan dan transportasi spesimen mikrobiologi yang tepat untuk akurasi diagnosis. Kesalahan dalam fase pra-analitik menyumbang signifikan terhadap hasil laboratorium yang salah. Panduan praktis dijelaskan untuk kultur darah, urine, sputum, dan lainnya, serta strategi mengatasi tantangan jarak dan fasilitas di Indonesia.
legawa.com
November 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Ja, wir haben gedanklich auch schon Briefkastenaufkleber entworfen: "Bitte keine Werbung und kein Sputum"oder ein kleined, Comic-Sputumröhrchen, das sagt "Ich muss leider draußen bleiben" o.ä.😅
October 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
55% of 146 BDQ-R cases in Western Cape were primary. 35% died; 86% converted sputum in 97 days. Acquired BDQ-R had worse outcomes (12.5% vs 47.9%). 🚨
Prevalence and outcomes of primary bedaquiline resistance in adults with rifampicin-resistant pulmonary tuberculosis
Bedaquiline resistance (BDQ-R) is increasing worldwide, but the contribution of primary BDQ-R remains unclear in countries with a high burden of RR-TB and widespread bedaquiline use. We aimed to estimate the prevalence of primary BDQ-R and to describe treatment outcomes amongst adults with primary BDQ-R in the Western Cape province, South Africa.MethodsWe conducted a retrospective cohort study of patients with BDQ-R identified through routine phenotypic bedaquiline susceptibility testing. Among patients with baseline BDQ-R (defined as resistance detected in those on no RR-TB treatment or with <1 month of treatment exposure), BDQ-R was categorised as primary (no prior bedaquiline exposure) or acquired (prior bedaquiline exposure). Drug resistance profiles, treatment outcomes, and time to culture conversion were analysed.ResultsAmong 146 patients with baseline BDQ-R, 81 (55%) had primary BDQ-R. Resistance to other RR-TB drugs was common (except for linezolid). Of 80 patients with baseline BDQ-R and a treatment outcome, 28 (35%) died at a median of 276 days (IQR 129–459) after BDQ-R diagnosis. 117/136 (86%) achieved sputum culture conversion in a median of 97 days (IQR 89 –116). Acquired BDQ-R was associated with a lower hazard of culture conversion (adjusted HR: 0.37; p<0.001) and fewer favourable treatment outcomes (12.5% vs 47.9%; P=0.001) than primary BDQ-R.ConclusionOver half of BDQ-R cases were due to primary transmission. Outcomes were poor, but better in primary than acquired BDQ-R. Optimized susceptibility testing and treatment strategies are urgently needed to limit BDQ-R transmission.
academic.oup.com
November 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Bloody sputum, you're probably right.
Sorry if you were eating...
October 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I think that AI is going to provide a safe place for white women to be just be peaceful.

Dealing with this woman today. I did an honest out reach. All I got back was AI sputum.

Fuck Y’ all
October 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
(1) EN: This first Italian multicenter study prospectively followed 82 children and young adults with Primary Ciliary Dyskinesia (PCD) for 12 months, using quarterly sputum cultures.
October 27, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Sorry if this is nosy or TMI, can I ask if you cough up sputum every day? Have you gotten a CT scan yet? I ask because this was similar to my experience being diagnosed with bronchiectasis, I went in for pneumonia repeatedly but it was actually a physical condition with infections as a complication.
October 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM