#Squidmobile
It’s their squidmobile now
August 19, 2026 at 7:06 PM
At the drive in with the squidmobile 💙💙💙
June 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
For those asking what the hell a squidmobile is, this is her. She's still looking a bit rough from winter, but much better than she did this morning.

cc: @thornwolf.bsky.social @kitty-wampus.bsky.social @caperlady1969.bsky.social @futacvlt.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Filled the squidmobile to the absolute brim with native plants for this weekend’s plant sale. There was a minute there where I was worried they weren’t going to fit lmao
May 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I was picking up my buddy Ian to go to the pool in the SquidMobile this morning. A man walking by asked what the deal with the squidmobile was. We chatted for a minute and he asked how I fund Skype a Scientist and I said "Well... $5-20 donations at a time, mostly" and he handed me $20!

Good exists.
February 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Back at the beach with my girl (the squidmobile).
September 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Somebody tied this balloon to the squidmobile. Wonder who it was.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My buddy is borrowing the SquidMobile to take a gal on a date and SURELY that will help his chances.
May 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Flu and Covid vaccines loaded into the system
September 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Filled the squidmobile to the absolute brim with native plants for this weekend’s plant sale. There was a minute there where I was worried they weren’t going to fit lmao
May 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The Squidmobile's alternator is shot, which is fine, we can fix that. Nobody tell my dad. He's been telling me I need to get rid of the Squidmobile for years, and I will not today, I will not tomorrow, I will not abandon the squidmobile until she putts her last putt.
July 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Well it only took me witnessing about 100 people say “honk if you squid” out loud before I finally added the word love to this dang car
September 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I literally changed the clock in the Squidmobile on Tuesday. I didn't realize it was almost time to change them again. I am slow-moving time change Sisyphus.
March 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Pennsylvania when. Pennsylvania please.

The squidmobile is still doing okay, but when she bites the dust, I want something no larger than these things.
February 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I took the squidmobile to the shop. The mechanic parked her a couple of blocks away, and on my walk home I went past where she was parked. This dude was walking in the middle of the street on the other side of her, and said to himself “The Squidmobile. Heh heh. Yeah. I love calamari.”
July 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Sometimes when I’m making a left turn and I see a driver taking in the squidmobile and smirking, I give ‘em a little wink just to give them a little something extra to talk about.
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@realsquiddays.bsky.social this one is for you
July 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s the semiannual squidmobile makeover day
March 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Requesting a “toot toot” hand motion from a pedestrian while stuck in traffic and getting a toot toot hand motion back? Yep. That’s good stuff.
June 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is in fact a photoshopped image of the squidmobile
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I realize it’s already kinda a lot to be driving a squidmobile. The addition of having a geriatric lizard riding rack, I fear, is tipping the whole situation into “too much” territory. But our boy Teak needs a check up, so it must be done!
July 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Happy New Year. Let’s agree on what’s in/out

In!
📞Texting ur crush. We’re doing it all the time, it’s sometimes ill advised, who cares

🚙 Borrowing your friend’s squidmobile. It’s chill. She doesn’t need it every day.

🐈‍⬛ Adopting another cat from the shelter. Hey! Someone’s got to!
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
July 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Today in the squidmobile I had:
- 1 gaggle of drunk girls
- 1 family
- 1 man crossing a long cross walk
- 1 single person in a car
all honk for squid.

The people of Philadelphia are in a GOOD. MOOD.
March 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Update: I don’t know if the man who helped me was named Anthony but he was both helpful and handsome, so I’m marking this review as True
July 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM