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ratatosk.bsky.social
I still can’t believe that a #WorstBear Panda legitimately defeated a Malabar Giant Squirrel in #2016MMM.
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#SquirrelEnemies
#2026MMM
February 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Finally, humans are realizing that you #CantTrustElves, as I have been posting for over a decade.
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#SquirrelEnemies
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jongraywb.blacksky.app ✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · Apr 14
*elves*
*leader actively practices deep magics*
*new one is born only under the light of a blue moon*
*sexless — only created by the above method or thru simulacrums*
*hidden villages can only be entered through magic*
*lives in oversized flora*

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The Smurfs are fae & the fae are not to trusted.
February 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“Remember kids: don’t let the #RomanDownerGod Saturn ruin your weekends! The day after Friday is always Ratatoskday.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod!
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#SquirrelEnemies
A gre squirrel relaxing on a tree branch looks down and says “Saturday? Why have a week of days named after fun Norse gods, then ruin it all by having a day named after the most depressing of Roman gods?”
April 25, 2026 at 2:23 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“Have I mentioned lately that you #CantTrustPigeons?” Thus remindeth the #NorseSquirrelGod.
#SquirrelEnemies
A statue of a giant pigeon pecking the ground. The statue is on a lawn. A man is on the ground on the lawn beneath the pigeon, his arms up and a look of fear on his face. (This is a photo I was emailed years ago.)
September 8, 2023 at 8:01 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Now I may be able to joke now about how the Malabar Giant Squirrel was robbed by #WorstBear almost a decade ago in #2016MMM, but make no mistake, the Panda is still on my official #SquirrelEnemies list.
🐼 ⚔️🐿️ #2025MMM
April 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I would like to thank Scaredy Squirrel for acknowledging that you #CantTrustElves — especially during the Christmas season.
🧝🏼‍♂️⚔️🐿️ #SquirrelEnemies #squirrels
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Acorn weevils are the greatest villains of squirrels! Their rostrum is like a acorn murder weapon. #SquirrelEnemies youtu.be/rVYlWiFKXEg
This Weevil Has Puppet Vibes But Drills Like a Power Tool | Deep Look
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September 19, 2024 at 1:01 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“West African Folk Tales: The Squirrel and the Spider”
🐿️⚔️🕷️ #sqrlpix #SquirrelScrolling #SquirrelEnemies youtu.be/ZDeV8N31rWM?...
West African Folk Tales: The Squirrel and the Spider
West African Folk Tales (FULL Audio Book)by William H. Barker (1882-1929)A collection of folk tales mostly centred around Anansi. In West African lore Anansi...
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September 15, 2023 at 8:06 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
#DeathFromAbove for all #SquirrelEnemies!
🐿️ #SquirrelScrolling bsky.app/profile/chri...
chriswhittier.bsky.social Chris Whittier @chriswhittier.bsky.social · Aug 1
OTD in '24- continuing the squirrels at weird angles w/ this gray vaulting off the top of the camera.

🦊 #trailcam #cameratrap #NewEnglandWildlife #MAwildlife #backyardwildlife #EGS #squirrel
Camera trap photo of the underside of a gray squirrel as it jumps off the camera in front of the lens.
August 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Boo! Boo! Not the first time this particular pigeon has cheated its way to victory in a Twitter contest. #CantTrustPigeons #BestOfCrest #2024MMM
🐿️⚔️🐦 #SquirrelEnemies bsky.app/profile/petn...
petnoodle.bsky.social petnoodle @petnoodle.bsky.social · Mar 19
And we're back! Now it's Nicobar Pigeon (most psychedelic pigeon) vs a Himalayan Monal, or danphe (most psychedelic pheasant).

Pigeon shows up in Nepal, where it alarms the Monal with its strange vocalizations, which then FLEES IN TERROR

** Psych Pigeon advances! **

#2024MMM
March 19, 2024 at 12:47 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“They also serve who only stand in airport lounges passing time by posting silliness about squirrels and their #SquirrelEnemies.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod!
⚡️🛬🐿💺✨ #SquirrelWisdom #SqrlPix
A squirrel in a tree says “The louder you bark, dog, the longer I laugh!”
September 21, 2023 at 12:48 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Worst Bear really is the worst. #2024MMM @mmmletsgo.bsky.social 
🐿️⚔️🐼 #WorstBear #SquirrelEnemies #panda c.im/@norsesquirr...
Ratatosk™ (@norsesquirrelgod@c.im)
Attached: 1 video #WorstBear really is the worst. #2024MMM @Mammals_Suck@mastodon.social 🐿️⚔️🐼 #SquirrelEnemies #panda
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March 17, 2024 at 4:30 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“It’s not so much gossip as an academic podcast tracking #SquirrelEnemies and squirrel allies.” Thus spake the multicultural #NorseSquirrelGod!
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February 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
That the Red Panda is not a Panda Panda, a.k.a. #WorstBear.
🐿️⚔️🐼 #SquirrelEnemies
September 16, 2023 at 4:20 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
#15FactsAboutMe (12) There are no squirrels in Iceland but there are elves, which is why the #NorseSquirrelGod is slandered in their sagas! Look at their ridiculous picture of me — made by someone who had never seen a squirrel! Remember, #IcelandNeedsSquirrels!
🇮🇸🐿️ #CantTrustElves #SquirrelEnemies
August 2, 2023 at 1:02 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
No wisdom can come the mouth of a pigeon. At least nothing you could rely on.
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#CantTrustPigeon #SquirrelEnemies
A pigeon on grass says “Yes, I am totally evil.”
May 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Remember, no matter how good their cover story and excuses are, you can’t trust pigeons.
🐦⚔️🐿️ #CantTrustPigeons #SquirrelEnemies
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Remember, no matter how good their cover story and excuses are, you can’t trust pigeons.
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April 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“Then you’ll join me in refusing to use the name of the #RomanDownerGod for the day after Friday?” Thus asketh the #NorseSquirrelGod.
🐿️⚔️🪐 #SquirrelEnemies
September 15, 2023 at 11:19 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“Squirrels will be nice to pigeons when pigeons stop being the embodiment of orc-like evil.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod!
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#CantTrustPigeons
#SquirrelEnemies
A pigeon says “Yes, I am totally evil.”
August 14, 2023 at 12:10 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
No matter where you are, you #CantTrustPigeons
🐿️⚔️🐦 #SquirrelEnemies
A pigeon eating a baguette says « Je suis vrai méchant. » The pigeon is standing beside (and on) a brick wall.
April 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Oh yes! Saturn himself used the element of surprise to commit deicide.
🐿️ ⚔️ 🪐 #SquirrelEnemies
October 21, 2023 at 4:24 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“Once again, please do not feed the #RomanDownerGod’s ego in the weekend.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod, who graciously agreed to allow the day before Sunday to be called #Ratatoskday.
🐿️⚔️🪐 #SquirrelEnemies
A scene from the animated TV show Bob’s Burgers where Gene Belcher says “At least he wasn’t a Roman god. Those guys are jerks.”
September 8, 2023 at 9:20 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
#15FactsAboutMe (9) As #NorseSquirrelGod, I urge all squirrels to join the #SquirrelArmy and do daily training to stay fit & battle-ready! We must be ready to defeat all #SquirrelEnemies, whether pigeons, #WorstBear or evil elves.
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July 31, 2023 at 5:06 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
#15FactsAboutMe (8) Asgard kicked the #RomanDownerGod Saturn out of the weekend & renamed the day after Friday #Ratatoskday in honour of the #NorseSquirrelGod!
🐿️⚔️🪐 #SquirrelEnemies
July 31, 2023 at 5:00 PM