word sponge in head too squozen need fill more new words in?
October 13, 2026 at 11:07 AM
word sponge in head too squozen need fill more new words in?
Sorry, that was me. I was just makin' sure them fish was fully squozen.
October 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Sorry, that was me. I was just makin' sure them fish was fully squozen.
I have a possibly daft idea for pressure-related migraine havers.
Run a dehumidifier.
Warmer air can hold more moisture. Wring the additional moisture out of it, and maybe it'll reduce the extra pressure on your head?
It seemed to help with my head feeling all squozen today.
Run a dehumidifier.
Warmer air can hold more moisture. Wring the additional moisture out of it, and maybe it'll reduce the extra pressure on your head?
It seemed to help with my head feeling all squozen today.
October 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I have a possibly daft idea for pressure-related migraine havers.
Run a dehumidifier.
Warmer air can hold more moisture. Wring the additional moisture out of it, and maybe it'll reduce the extra pressure on your head?
It seemed to help with my head feeling all squozen today.
Run a dehumidifier.
Warmer air can hold more moisture. Wring the additional moisture out of it, and maybe it'll reduce the extra pressure on your head?
It seemed to help with my head feeling all squozen today.
@Squozen @joncounts @edfoc.bsky.social 5/6ths I guess, but there are other cities too, though they aren't Paris.
October 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
@Squozen @joncounts @edfoc.bsky.social 5/6ths I guess, but there are other cities too, though they aren't Paris.
Duncan was a lover at heart, an enthusiastic flirt, a loyal dedicated friend + one of the best huggers ever to be squozen by. He had a great laugh + ever present smile, it made his eyes twinkle. He loved dogs + a good steak, + felt at home, valued + of purpose in our community. I love you, Dunkie. 🤍
October 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Duncan was a lover at heart, an enthusiastic flirt, a loyal dedicated friend + one of the best huggers ever to be squozen by. He had a great laugh + ever present smile, it made his eyes twinkle. He loved dogs + a good steak, + felt at home, valued + of purpose in our community. I love you, Dunkie. 🤍
Duncan was a lover at heart, an enthusiastic flirt, a loyal dedicated friend + one of the best huggers ever to be squozen by. He had a great laugh + ever present smile, it made his eyes twinkle. He loved dogs + a good steak, + felt at home, valued + of purpose in our community. I love you, Dunkie. 🤍
October 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Duncan was a lover at heart, an enthusiastic flirt, a loyal dedicated friend + one of the best huggers ever to be squozen by. He had a great laugh + ever present smile, it made his eyes twinkle. He loved dogs + a good steak, + felt at home, valued + of purpose in our community. I love you, Dunkie. 🤍
Duncan was a lover at heart, an enthusiastic flirt, a loyal dedicated friend + one of the best huggers ever to be squozen by. He had a great laugh + ever present smile, it made his eyes twinkle. He loved dogs + a good steak, + felt at home, valued + of purpose in our community. I love you, Dunkie. 🤍
Duncan was a favorite of mine on tour, and we always always were sure to say how much we loved each other.
Tell your friends you love them every time you want to, you may never get to again.
Thank you for every shared sweetness, Duncan. I love you always. You are already missed. 🤍
Tell your friends you love them every time you want to, you may never get to again.
Thank you for every shared sweetness, Duncan. I love you always. You are already missed. 🤍
Terrible news this morning. Taper Duncan Oldham, a beautiful soul with loyal friends and family, was killed by a car while walking post-show in AC last night. First-hand brief account by @charliemiller87.bsky.social on FB. Duncan was one of the good guys. (!) Hug your friends and fam.
October 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Duncan was a lover at heart, an enthusiastic flirt, a loyal dedicated friend + one of the best huggers ever to be squozen by. He had a great laugh + ever present smile, it made his eyes twinkle. He loved dogs + a good steak, + felt at home, valued + of purpose in our community. I love you, Dunkie. 🤍
Really horrible. All those young people being squozen out.
When the regime falls, we have to fix this.
When the regime falls, we have to fix this.
October 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Really horrible. All those young people being squozen out.
When the regime falls, we have to fix this.
When the regime falls, we have to fix this.
Plane. Freshly squozen
September 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Plane. Freshly squozen
Asters squozen between this tree and my parking spot...
September 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Asters squozen between this tree and my parking spot...
With the highest quality artisan honeys, the bees' bums are squozen by hand, helping them poo out that delicious honey without the need for harmful bee laxatives.
September 23, 2026 at 10:24 AM
With the highest quality artisan honeys, the bees' bums are squozen by hand, helping them poo out that delicious honey without the need for harmful bee laxatives.
Gosh, being able to enable some actual purring is highly convincing on its own.
To think how it seemed like being immersed in those sounds before. Let alone having their sound waves run right through you from two sources simultaneously, whilst squozen and clutched tightly within their source... 💦
To think how it seemed like being immersed in those sounds before. Let alone having their sound waves run right through you from two sources simultaneously, whilst squozen and clutched tightly within their source... 💦
September 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Gosh, being able to enable some actual purring is highly convincing on its own.
To think how it seemed like being immersed in those sounds before. Let alone having their sound waves run right through you from two sources simultaneously, whilst squozen and clutched tightly within their source... 💦
To think how it seemed like being immersed in those sounds before. Let alone having their sound waves run right through you from two sources simultaneously, whilst squozen and clutched tightly within their source... 💦
mmmm fresh squozen coconut milk
September 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
mmmm fresh squozen coconut milk
Somewhere along the line, some woman, any woman, should have grabbed Trump by his nuts and squozen real hard!
August 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Somewhere along the line, some woman, any woman, should have grabbed Trump by his nuts and squozen real hard!
Top five Simpsons lines I quote the most:
1. They love the sweet taste
2. I wash myself with a rag on a stick
3. Have all the donuts in the world! Ahahahaha!
4. The toppings contain potassium benzoate
5. We have squozen our whole supply
Honorable mention: My name is Guy Incognito
1. They love the sweet taste
2. I wash myself with a rag on a stick
3. Have all the donuts in the world! Ahahahaha!
4. The toppings contain potassium benzoate
5. We have squozen our whole supply
Honorable mention: My name is Guy Incognito
top five Simpsons lines i quote the most:
1. I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-AR-T!
2. Let them have their tartar sauce
3. I just think they're neat!
4. Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!
5. Everything's coming up Millhouse!
1. I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-AR-T!
2. Let them have their tartar sauce
3. I just think they're neat!
4. Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!
5. Everything's coming up Millhouse!
The 5 Simpsons lines I utter the most, off the top of my head
1. Enjoy your death trap, ladies
2. I said watch out 🤷♀️
3. I DEFINITELY shouldn't have said it was illegal / it's too hot today
4. The goggles, they do nothing!
5. [muttered] yeah that'll be the day
1. Enjoy your death trap, ladies
2. I said watch out 🤷♀️
3. I DEFINITELY shouldn't have said it was illegal / it's too hot today
4. The goggles, they do nothing!
5. [muttered] yeah that'll be the day
August 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Top five Simpsons lines I quote the most:
1. They love the sweet taste
2. I wash myself with a rag on a stick
3. Have all the donuts in the world! Ahahahaha!
4. The toppings contain potassium benzoate
5. We have squozen our whole supply
Honorable mention: My name is Guy Incognito
1. They love the sweet taste
2. I wash myself with a rag on a stick
3. Have all the donuts in the world! Ahahahaha!
4. The toppings contain potassium benzoate
5. We have squozen our whole supply
Honorable mention: My name is Guy Incognito
they sent me a free shot of orange juice in a condiment vessel and i was like “lol i know what a freshly squozen orange tastes like but ok” but the thing is it worked and i want more
August 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
they sent me a free shot of orange juice in a condiment vessel and i was like “lol i know what a freshly squozen orange tastes like but ok” but the thing is it worked and i want more
It looks like Vlado has squozen all the juice out of the Orange Mob Boss???
August 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It looks like Vlado has squozen all the juice out of the Orange Mob Boss???
While I have been “thrilled” for some time enduring this I am now no longer and yawn.
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Squarepusher - Come On My Selector
YouTube video by Squozen Oranges
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August 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
While I have been “thrilled” for some time enduring this I am now no longer and yawn.
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Well I happen to like my peaches squozen
August 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Well I happen to like my peaches squozen
Usually when they're getting squozen by the cage.
July 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Usually when they're getting squozen by the cage.
Squeeze, squoze, squozen
Squish, squash, squosh
Squish, squash, squosh
July 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Squeeze, squoze, squozen
Squish, squash, squosh
Squish, squash, squosh
@Squozen @virtualbri I ted what I ted, but yeth
July 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
@Squozen @virtualbri I ted what I ted, but yeth