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Internal memo from the Department of Physics: we can explain dark matter, but not whatever happened in Stall 3 at 8:17 AM.

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A black-and-white photo of a famous physicist stares into the distance while a heavily censored quote suggests humanity discovered a fifth fundamental force somewhere between breakfast and Stall 3. The janitor has been subpoenaed three times.
June 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM