According to Standard & Poors, poor is the new standard.
March 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
According to Standard & Poors, poor is the new standard.
Standard and Poors is now Standard and Poorer.
April 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Standard and Poors is now Standard and Poorer.
Standard and Poors skriver det rett ut: DET ER KUTTET I EIENDSOMSSKATTEN. Høyre og Venstre fører uansvarlig politikk, og skylder på alle andre.
May 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Standard and Poors skriver det rett ut: DET ER KUTTET I EIENDSOMSSKATTEN. Høyre og Venstre fører uansvarlig politikk, og skylder på alle andre.
Standard AND Poors? In *this* economy?
June 26, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Standard AND Poors? In *this* economy?
The Standard and Poor's 500? More like the Standard and Poors' 500. Because everyone is poor now.
March 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Standard and Poor's 500? More like the Standard and Poors' 500. Because everyone is poor now.
Standard classism from a media hack - "None of those ignorant poors could possibly know anything about politics"
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
May 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Standard classism from a media hack - "None of those ignorant poors could possibly know anything about politics"
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
You've had the Standard, get ready for the Poors.
May 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
You've had the Standard, get ready for the Poors.
Trump: "We hit 50,000 on the Dow…Then we had 7,000 on the Standard and Poors, the S&P. So it was 7,000 and we did that in the first year too."
The Dow closed at 46,565 and the S&P closed at 6,575 today.
The Dow closed at 46,565 and the S&P closed at 6,575 today.
April 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Trump: "We hit 50,000 on the Dow…Then we had 7,000 on the Standard and Poors, the S&P. So it was 7,000 and we did that in the first year too."
The Dow closed at 46,565 and the S&P closed at 6,575 today.
The Dow closed at 46,565 and the S&P closed at 6,575 today.
standard and poors rebranding to poors
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
standard and poors rebranding to poors
Standard & Poors is taking on a whole new meaning now.
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Standard & Poors is taking on a whole new meaning now.
I can't believe that woke Standard & Poors has come out warning that rates capping will worsen financial strains on local government.
"Either way, councils may postpone essential investments or be driven to borrow more."
"Either way, councils may postpone essential investments or be driven to borrow more."
March 30, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I can't believe that woke Standard & Poors has come out warning that rates capping will worsen financial strains on local government.
"Either way, councils may postpone essential investments or be driven to borrow more."
"Either way, councils may postpone essential investments or be driven to borrow more."
Stuart Varney (FNC) used to regularly rail about the poors having "flat-screen" TVs well after old standard-def TVs and tuners were obsolete and no longer being sold.
Like whinging about unhoused folks having mobile phones, apparently not understanding that home phones generally require... homes.
Like whinging about unhoused folks having mobile phones, apparently not understanding that home phones generally require... homes.
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Stuart Varney (FNC) used to regularly rail about the poors having "flat-screen" TVs well after old standard-def TVs and tuners were obsolete and no longer being sold.
Like whinging about unhoused folks having mobile phones, apparently not understanding that home phones generally require... homes.
Like whinging about unhoused folks having mobile phones, apparently not understanding that home phones generally require... homes.
Be the Standard & Poors 500 index
How are you going to drop 1500 points on a Sunday
April 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Be the Standard & Poors 500 index
Dow Jones is a media company. The Dow Jones Industrial Average is a stock index published by said company. Similarly the Standard & Poors 500 is a stock index published by financial information provider Standard & Poors.
July 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dow Jones is a media company. The Dow Jones Industrial Average is a stock index published by said company. Similarly the Standard & Poors 500 is a stock index published by financial information provider Standard & Poors.
it's called the standard and poors 500 index
April 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
it's called the standard and poors 500 index
They should make an S&M 500 that the rest of us standard & poors can finally get behind
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
They should make an S&M 500 that the rest of us standard & poors can finally get behind
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE STANDARD.
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT FOR THE POORS.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED...[checks notes]
STANDARD AND POORS
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT FOR THE POORS.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED...[checks notes]
STANDARD AND POORS
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE STANDARD.
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT FOR THE POORS.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED...[checks notes]
STANDARD AND POORS
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT FOR THE POORS.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED...[checks notes]
STANDARD AND POORS
wie die das schaffen dtufe ich standard & poors runter auf ramsch
March 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
wie die das schaffen dtufe ich standard & poors runter auf ramsch
Prime Minister, I have Mr. Standard and Mr. Poors here and they would like a word.
November 29, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Prime Minister, I have Mr. Standard and Mr. Poors here and they would like a word.
Removing the "Standard &" from "Standard & Poors"
For efficiency
For efficiency
March 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Removing the "Standard &" from "Standard & Poors"
For efficiency
For efficiency
hi im looking for the *checks notes* standard poors?
August 13, 2026 at 11:51 AM
hi im looking for the *checks notes* standard poors?
Whew Wellington City Council has retained our Standard & Poors AA+/A-1+ credit rating (the highest credit rating of any local authority in Aotearoa). Our next budget will still be tough but this is good news for the capital.
November 28, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Whew Wellington City Council has retained our Standard & Poors AA+/A-1+ credit rating (the highest credit rating of any local authority in Aotearoa). Our next budget will still be tough but this is good news for the capital.
Standard and Poors? Nah it’s just poors now
March 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Standard and Poors? Nah it’s just poors now
'As the bloke from Standard and Poors indicated, New Zealand’s ratio of government debt-to-GDP is freakishly low by world standards. It is our private sector/household debt that is alarming;' ...
February 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
'As the bloke from Standard and Poors indicated, New Zealand’s ratio of government debt-to-GDP is freakishly low by world standards. It is our private sector/household debt that is alarming;' ...