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@cerebimbofication.bsky.social

staralert

2 text messages.
the first says, “I know you’re mad at me”
the second says, “But i’m sure your dick isn’t so i should still be able to come over”

June 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM

YOINKY SPLOINKY🌙

@benzshroom.bsky.social

it is what it is (yuri)

#maccadam #redalert #starscream #staralert

Red Alert and Starscream from Transformers. Red Alert looks flustered with the words "top" underneath him, and Starscream looks mischievous with the words "bottom" underneath her.

March 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM

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@benzshroom.bsky.social

my friend sent me that spongebob scene and said "this is starscream and red alert i think" so i had to draw it as them. first time drawing sunstreaker 🥲👉🏽👈🏽

#maccadam #starscream #redalert #sunstreaker #staralert

Four panel comic featuring Starscream, Red Alert, and Sunstreaker.

Panel 1 shows Starscream pinging Red Alert on their private comm with her saying, "Tell him off, Red! Assert yourself"

Panel 2 shows Red Alert and Sunstreaker standing in a desert. Red Alert points to the energon cube in Sunstreaker's hand and has a speech bubble that says, "That's my energon cube!" With Sunstreaker looking confused and annoyed.

Panel 3 shows Starscream clenching her fist and smiling maniacally while having a speech bubble that says, "Now let him have it!"

Panel 4 shows a similar instance of panel 2, but Red Alert has her arms down, looking confused and a bit deflated while saying "...Uh, you can have it..." with Sunstreaker looking unimpressed saying, "Thanks?" Starscream can be seen poking out from behind some rocks in the background yelling a short "No!!!"

March 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM

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@leechylemonz.bsky.social

OOO YOU ALSO LIKE STARALERT?!

June 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM

Starscream Pussy Enjoyer 🔞 🩷🤍🧡❤️

@cerebimbofication.bsky.social

good news- the trine still has my attention so i will not be drawing staralert smut tonight

bad news (but also good news)- they are in my brain. waiting. watching. knowing if i rewatch the scene of starscream confronting red alert the first time, my dick will take over again

Starscream Pussy Enjoyer 🔞 🩷🤍🧡❤️ @cerebimbofication.bsky.social · Jun 5

i’m going to rewatch auto berserk for the 50th time while i draw i sure hope i don’t come back thinking about my other rare pair and draw them fucking

June 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM

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@benzshroom.bsky.social

this came to me while i was getting lunch earlier i think it speaks for itself

#staralert #maccadam #starscream #redalert

a redraw of that madoka rizz you up meme but with starscream and red alert.

panel 1: Shows Starscream looking down saying "can i try rizzing you up?"

panel 2: shows Red alert flustered with her fingers together with two speech bubbles saying "sure" "lol"

the last bit of the page is just several "PLEASE" written behind the two with starscream (who has an energy knife tail thing) on her servos and knees in front of red alert who just looks completely flabbergasted about everything happening in front of him right now.

March 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM

YOINKY SPLOINKY🌙

@benzshroom.bsky.social

last one bc its getting late and i have work in the morning but this is what happened after auto berserk :3c

#maccadam #staralert #starscream #redalert

three panel comic of Red Alert and Starscream from Transformers. The first panel shows Red Alert getting a ping over his comms, and looking stressed. There's a speech bubble from him saying "How did you get on this comm-!"

He's cut off by Starscream appearing in a bubble with the tiniest "hiiiiiiiii" written on the side of it, showing she's over the comm-link, and smiling as she says, "You're cute thinking I'd tell you that. Anyway, you free later? I liked our partnership. Even just for a drink or two, handsome."

The second panel shows Red Alert looking at the viewer, befuddled about what he just heard with an ellipses next to him.

The third panel shows him looking downward, blushing, and saying in a speech bubble, "Wait you think I'm handsome? Wow..."

There's a tiny bubble at the corner showing a little starscream blowing a kiss.

March 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM

YOINKY SPLOINKY🌙

@benzshroom.bsky.social

they still hang out every now and then after auto berserk and its just starscream giving her tips on being more confident

i really like sketching like this on csp rn so i might be doing this for a while and actually draw out all my silly ideas :3

#maccadam #staralert #redalert #starscream

Starscream and Red Alert from Transformers. They're situated in some sort of warehouse. Starscream has a relaxed pose with one arm up and the other on her hip. There's a speech bubble coming from her mouth that says "...And that's how you stay serving CUNT in the face of any failure."

Red Alert is sitting a way's away on some tired, looking downward in deep thought. There's an arrow pointing to her that says "Taking mental notes."

March 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM

Starscream Pussy Enjoyer 🔞 🩷🤍🧡❤️

@cerebimbofication.bsky.social

there are two wolves in me:

the one that likes my cute angsty starscream ships (namely skystar, starop, and my rare pair of staralert)

the one that jacks off to toxic yuri (megastar & my OTHER rare pair of one-sided bombstar which is my delusional bombshell/starscream ship that is eating my brain)

April 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM