He's Starmy, sorry.
July 5, 2024 at 3:06 PM
He's Starmy, sorry.
A Sir Keir fan club called the Starmy Army
June 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
A Sir Keir fan club called the Starmy Army
Here's How The Starmy Can Still Relaunch:
September 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Here's How The Starmy Can Still Relaunch:
Heckuva job, Starmy
🚨 Starmer, the shortest-serving Labour PM of all time, leaves office with a net approval rating of -44.
✅ Approve: 20% (-20)
❌ Disapprove: 64% (+32)
He began his tenure with a net rating of +8 🤣
+/- vs July 2024 x.com/LeftieStats/...
✅ Approve: 20% (-20)
❌ Disapprove: 64% (+32)
He began his tenure with a net rating of +8 🤣
+/- vs July 2024 x.com/LeftieStats/...
June 22, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Heckuva job, Starmy
March 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
March 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It was a dark and Starmy night when Britain consigned thr conservatives to the rubbish bin of history there you go Beeb, that's your header
July 5, 2024 at 3:07 PM
It was a dark and Starmy night when Britain consigned thr conservatives to the rubbish bin of history there you go Beeb, that's your header
I have created something truly cursed but happy birthday @stormycharger.bsky.social I got your favorite character Sanic the Hedgehog to say "Happy Birthday" to you!
#stormyarters
#stormyarters
July 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I have created something truly cursed but happy birthday @stormycharger.bsky.social I got your favorite character Sanic the Hedgehog to say "Happy Birthday" to you!
#stormyarters
#stormyarters
Wanna swap secret docs Starmy?
February 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Wanna swap secret docs Starmy?
finished rewatching the main series with starmy yesterday, gonna continue onto the movie and future rewatch soon
July 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
finished rewatching the main series with starmy yesterday, gonna continue onto the movie and future rewatch soon
THE STARMY RELAUNCHES
April 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
THE STARMY RELAUNCHES
the problem with the economy was always people paying £2 for the bus and students, nice on Starmy!
November 4, 2024 at 1:58 PM
the problem with the economy was always people paying £2 for the bus and students, nice on Starmy!
(To the Status Quo tune)
"Stand up and fight!
You're in the Starmy now"
"Stand up and fight!
You're in the Starmy now"
it's genuinely funny how accurate the term "Starmtrooper" is becoming
Yeah, I find it deeply funny when people go “the evidence of social media harm is overstated”. You’re literally posting on the same app as people who are coming dangerously close to murderous ideation in defence of *Keir Starmer*!
June 16, 2026 at 1:28 PM
(To the Status Quo tune)
"Stand up and fight!
You're in the Starmy now"
"Stand up and fight!
You're in the Starmy now"
Oh god when things start to go wrong in like a month the UK headlines are going to be “Starmy Weather” oh god
July 5, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Oh god when things start to go wrong in like a month the UK headlines are going to be “Starmy Weather” oh god
Starmy here thinks that the great drubbing he and his party received at the Local Elections is confirmation that they’re “moving in the right direction” — just not hard and fast enough. FFS! 🤣🤦🏻♂️
May 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Starmy here thinks that the great drubbing he and his party received at the Local Elections is confirmation that they’re “moving in the right direction” — just not hard and fast enough. FFS! 🤣🤦🏻♂️
heckuva job, Starmy
March 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
heckuva job, Starmy
Daily Star: Starmy loves nice beavers! #TomorrowsPapersToday
February 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Daily Star: Starmy loves nice beavers! #TomorrowsPapersToday
heyyy Starmy-Daddy,, i hear you have such a big, powerful state apparatus,,, , would u wanna maybe ... enact austerity measures on me 🥺👉👈
July 5, 2024 at 2:59 PM
heyyy Starmy-Daddy,, i hear you have such a big, powerful state apparatus,,, , would u wanna maybe ... enact austerity measures on me 🥺👉👈
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"Tax evasion? Oh don't make me laugh Starmy."
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"Tax evasion? Oh don't make me laugh Starmy."