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Allstate called it an act of God. God called it a 4 lb Pomeranian with bald tires.

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A fluffy tan dog in a white I heart hydroplaning shirt sits in the rain while a red PT Cruiser plows through standing water. Bold text reads Don't Worry Bro and I Got This. AAA sent a tugboat and still charged a deductible for the haircut.
August 24, 2026 at 4:04 AM