#Statician
O boy oboy! I hav reseived early Grismouse present from my frend and statician @kelskels06.bsky.social ! Thare is chiggen toy fore an snak, corn toy to repersent her hombstate of Nebarsker, and an hellocobber just fore me! Thamkyu, Kelsey, lov yu lots!
December 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
“Crack Statician”
August 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
if i wasn't so attached to statician pikachu this would be my banner
March 31, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I think more people showed up in Sarasota than to the Facist parade. I decided to stay local since I'm so unfamiliar with the St Pete area. It was absolutely worth it. I'm no statician, but I would put 5,000 at the number that showed up

youtu.be/qYucBr6duXE?...
No Kings Protest in Sarasota, FL. MAGA can't bring these kinds of numbers
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June 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well, Trump just fired the statician that produces these reports, so you may be on to something there.
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This statician has been interviewed by multiple Medias Touch podcasters to. Everyone look it up please
March 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Average statician not found burst open. This guy is an outlier adn should not be considered "mean".
January 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Good ending, PSP, and it was very good (once I actually started making stacked Statician weapons, oops)
February 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Like, you know how Nate Silver is a statician, but somehow he double jumped his understanding of probability and devolved a gambling addiction where he’s wrong most of the time? It’s like that.
January 31, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Statician 101; flagrantly cooking the books.
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
According to every statician. Globally.

Not just Reich.
March 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Well cut out my heart and feed it to a statician.

The polls MUST be sated. There is NO other way. The polls cannot save if they are hungry!!
May 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When a President fires a statician for producing results he doesn't like, to replace them with a sycophant he can control, you need to question all the information he produces? No longer a President now a Dictator. USA not USSR!
August 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What we need is a good economic jobs statician to keep track of these job losses.
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
15 ICE guys testifying about uncontested comments, 6 expert witnesses on cannons of judicial conduct, a statician re the 2020 election, and the court security head's 3rd grade teacher.
a man driving a car with 55 burgers written on the side
ALT: a man driving a car with 55 burgers written on the side
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
They paid a statician for a good work, enought for silence but not for static banner don't randomly poping everywere...
March 30, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I think he's just a hollow shill at this point. He wants to become Nate Silver 2.0 without remembering the crank arc happened after he became established as a statician
March 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
...and ultimately...

...if an LLM can genuinely write a MSc Dissertation, it didn't do that on first prompt. So there is a case for learning to use the tools to do the job.

You'd not expect a statician to use pen and paper to do your p values. We need to accept the world changed even if we don't 💔
May 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
1950s MLB statitcian: Ted Williams is the pnly guy to ever have an over .400 BA for a season
1950 guy: what really?
50s statician: sure yeah lets go with that whatever.
August 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Weird that all my best teachers either had a coke problem or a gambling problem, except the gambling one was a statician he made more money from poker than teaching.
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Also, just gonna toss this out there freely too... If I had $5 for every stupidass comment that someone holding a PhD tossed out, i'd be fucking rich just from a couple Facebook groups i'm in. 😂 Seriously, one dipshit with a Math PhD from the 1980s likes to pretend she's an epi statician. 🙄
February 5, 2024 at 11:36 PM
LESSENING INJUSTICE WILL LEAD TO MORE INJUSTICE says famed statician clearly displaying innate inability to conceptualize caring about anyone outside of your own identity's severely limited margins
Okay, now I somehow hate Nate Silver even more than I did before

Dear God, these quotes
August 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Could be worse. There's an even more fucked up universe where Gygax was a Statician and had you determine the mean/expected value of guards via normal distribution:
August 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I remember that a statician explained in 2015 that the chance that trump flipped the 3 of the "blue wall" states by the smallest number of votes that was over the mandatory recount,

was so small as to be impossible.
December 8, 2024 at 4:18 PM