#Statoil
LightNews LightNews
eivindtraedal.bsky.social
Pinlig grep av Statoil.
March 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
kristianhaug.bsky.social
Jeg kommer nok fortsatt til å kalle dem Statoil
March 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
xoiqy.bsky.social
Uooo mój rozmarynie, to tera Żabka będzie Statoil ?
July 31, 2026 at 6:55 PM
elmindo.bsky.social
Equinors 'energiomstillingsplan' er en vits. Bytt tilbake til Statoil og slutt med grønnvaskingen! #equinor #statoil #grønnvasking

e24.no/norsk-oekono...
Make Statoil great again!
Equinors plan for energiomstilling er en vits, en dårlig vits. La selskapet bytte navn tilbake til Statoil, og slutt å forlede befolkningen med et navn som skulle reflektere grønne ambisjoner.
e24.no
March 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
herrluehmann.bsky.social
Das ist doch in Bezug aufs Handwerk kompletter Nonsens. Und, Achtung, festhalten, der Reichtum der "Sozialistischen Republik Norwegen" kommt daher, dass Statoil wem gehört mehrheitlich. Eben.
October 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
durnyzparcieva.bsky.social
a wy pewnie bipi i statoil
June 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
kaikoppel.bsky.social
Keset raekoja platsi peaks olema üks Statoil, kust saab bensiini ja kabanossi.
July 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
miiajoamiaska.bsky.social
Statoil.
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
litterat.party
Elsker lekeapparater på vestlandsbygden
En hjemmesnekret "bensinpumpe", komplett med påmalt Statoil-logo
February 20, 2024 at 1:32 PM
ketanjoshi.co
Today I learned that Equinor, Norway's state-owned fossil fuel company, had to buy the name from a horse vet when they rebranded from 'Statoil'

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Oil majors aren’t famed for their pranks, but Statoil ASA had analysts checking it wasn’t April Fool’s Day when it announced a new name that turned out to have been acquired from an Oslo veterinary practice specializing in horses. “We checked the calendar,” SpareBank 1 Markets analyst Teodor Sveen Nilsen said in a note to clients. “It’s not April 1.” Should shareholders back the change at its annual general meeting in May, Statoil will be called Equinor, a name intended to reflect the Norwegian oil company’s commitment to cleaner energy sources. Initial reactions on Twitter suggest not everyone is convinced by a rebranding exercise that Chief Executive Officer Eldar Saetre said could cost as much as 250 million kroner ($32 million). “I don’t expect Equinor to be love at first sight for everyone,” the CEO told reporters in Oslo on Thursday. “Give it a little time, let it mature. I feel very confident that this is right and important for the company to do.” Statoil declined to disclose how much it paid the veterinarian, who will soon be offering services from equine dentistry to castration under the name of Equina.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
ianbetteridge.com
BNOC was created by Harold Wilson's government in 1975, specifically to give the British state a direct stake in North Sea extraction rather than leaving it entirely to private multinationals like BP and Shell. It was our equivalent of Norway's Statoil, established around the same time.
March 15, 2026 at 11:23 AM
hackemf.bsky.social
Det enda man ville ha när man var liten på sommaren var en sån uppblåsbar båt man kunde köpa på typ Statoil för 300kr. Tack för ord!
July 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
baretraet.bsky.social
Det er nede ved Statoil
April 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
ad41berto.bsky.social
Só faltou dizer como o Campo de Carcará, descoberto pela Petrobras, foi "vendido" à Equinor (a estatal norueguesa Statoil q mudou de nome pq pega mal confessar q é estatal) por ½ garrafinha de Coca por barril e mudou de nome para Bacalhau (por deboche).

Rebobine: golpe, Temer.
October 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
smilo998.bsky.social
She really is a thick as mince. Norway have world’s biggest wealth fund and Statoil, formerly an oil company, is now an energy company, producing from different sources inc wind🤔👏🏻
March 14, 2026 at 9:59 AM
ketanjoshi.co
Just turned around at the gym and someone was just flat out scowling at me, and they were wearing a shirt that says STATOIL
A selfie of me in the gym mirror wearing a shirt that says I LOVE SOLAR
September 16, 2024 at 10:31 AM
volvo240.bsky.social
Tenk at inntil 2010 hadde vi Statoil bensinstasjoner eid av oss. Regulert av oss.

Hadde vi hatt det nå kunne Statoils bensinstasjoner regulert og dermed tvingt ned prisen hos de kommersielle konkurrentene. Og pengene gått til oss.

Men suksessen solgte vi så klart ut av landet som alt annet.
April 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
metal.ee
Haigekassa, Hansapank, Statoil, EMT ...

#ajastud
July 29, 2026 at 8:34 AM
kjetilhav.bsky.social
Det heter Statoil.
March 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
ansgarad.bsky.social
TIL: Statoil heißt gar nicht mehr Statoil.
July 25, 2024 at 9:13 AM
jonlien.bsky.social
21. Etter tre år med sentrumseksperiment så ble det endelig nyliberalisten over all i norsk politikk, Jens Stoltenbergs tur i sjefsstolen. I 2000 ble Telenor børsnotert, i 2001 gikk Statoil samme veien, begge deler var store Ap-prosjekter.
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
kolbjorn.se
Om ni inte minns
Statoil bytte namn – tvingas byta flaggor
I veckan påbörjade Statoil omskyltningen till det nya namnet Circle K. Men det tog inte lång tid innan de tre flaggorna på rad med nya logotypen, K i en cirkel,
www.aftonbladet.se
August 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
bgarba.bsky.social
Klimabevisste Torsby kritiserer Statoil.

Twitter:
May 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
phastidio.net
L'azienda norvegese pubblica dell'energia, Equinor, che sino al 2018 si chiamava Statoil e che cambiò nome per enfatizzare la fuoriuscita dal fossile, inverte la rotta e dimezza gli investimenti in rinnovabili. Zeitgeist. Ma sempre nel paese primatista di auto elettriche
www.ft.com/content/be71...
February 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM