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kristyyyyyyyyyyn.bsky.social
Another week deep in the Steotch mines, but it’s coming together.

#crossstitch #stitchsky #fiberarts #craftsky #steotch #crafts
Embroidery of some groovy flowers and the distinct words “what” and “now” plus a shrugging emoji.
September 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
badstitch.bsky.social
WIP Wednesday
Hey! It's me, trying to see what you're stitching! Share your cross stitch projects below! Maybe find a new stitchy friend.

Who is ready for the Steotchalong?? It starts this Saturday! I picked the Santa Fe palette.

#crossstitch #StitchSky #WIPWednesday #FiberArts #steotch
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A photo showing the materials for a cross stitch project. A hooped piece of white aida, a heart shaped, Steotch branded needleminder, a pile of embroidery bobbins, and a plastic storage box with a Steotch sticker on it. Work in Progress Wednesday.
September 2, 2026 at 1:04 PM
badstitch.bsky.social
It's finally Steotchalong time!!!!!11!!
Check your email, or request Discord access and see the FAQ here: www.steotchalong.com

#CrossStitch #Craftivism #Needlework #Steotch #Steotchalong
Steotchalong
www.steotchalong.com
August 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
dynamoe.bsky.social
15. "Bless this House" cross stitch sampler by Steoch
www.etsy.com/shop/steotch

#fromthearchive
an old fashioned cross-stitch sampler by Etsy user steotch showing Hugh Laurie as House MD surrounded by butterflies and a decorative border with the phrase BLESS THIS HOUSE
June 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
badstitch.bsky.social
Did you hear that @steotch.bsky.social is having a warm-up for their upcoming Steotchalong in 2026? I stitched my ornament using one of my favorite characters ever, Trogdor the Burninator. 🔥🔥🔥

#CrossStitch #Trogdor #StitchSky
A hooped cross stitch project showing the meme that says "Really? Right in front of my Trodgor?" with a figure with a scowl on their face and holding a tiny Trodgor the Burninator. 2025. Pattern by Steotch.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
tropicalchrome.bsky.social
I am pretty sure I know what the steotch is going to say when the top half is done and I am actively considering snarky endings 😄
September 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
badstitch.bsky.social
*secret Steotch handshake*
March 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
debova.bsky.social
@cross-stitcher.bsky.social
Where is everybody? Not sure who I saved this from, one of the snarky designers but not Steotch. Seems apropos.
November 17, 2024 at 1:46 PM
badstitch.bsky.social
Thank you, Nandor. You're right, we'll never give up.
Pattern by @steotch.bsky.social
Read my interview with Steotch here:
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#crossstitch | #stitchsky | #wwdits
A finished cross stitch project on white fabric that depicts floral and leaf borders. The stitched text says, "If at first you don't succeed, never relent." Much smaller stitched text says "Not you, Guillermo." An intricately stitched portrait of Nandor the Relentless from What We Do in the Shadows snarls on the left.
February 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
kristyyyyyyyyyyn.bsky.social
Still no idea what Steotchalong 9 is but it would look right at home in a bright 70s kitchen. #steotch
Embroidery of some floral shapes and the words uhhh and um, plus a shrugging emoji.
September 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
debbied42.bsky.social
Started a new fall project yesterday and will continue today. It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!

I have yet to start this year’s Steotch, as I’m caught in decision paralysis. I do plan to jump on soon!
Cover picture of a cross-stitch pattern. Text reads, “ It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.” The bottom edge features a bunch of colored gourds commonly used for fall decor. Cross-stitch WIP on hand-dyed evenweave fabric in shades of brown. Text so far reads, “It’s decorative gourd season.” Needleminder in the upper left corner features the grim ripper.
September 30, 2026 at 2:57 PM
taniapdx.bsky.social
When I need a break from crochet, I quite like doing little cross stitch projects. My favourites come from #Steotch. Here's one I did ages ago. #ImaTakeYourGrandpasStyle #Macklemore
December 19, 2024 at 10:12 AM
crankyfacedknitter.bsky.social
New Steotch-along started yesterday, so I had to finish up the Stardew Valley cross-stitch languishing unfinished. I'll post once it's washed and de-gridded.

And then I gridded up and pulled colors for not just the stitchalong, but three others as well.

It's a sickness.
September 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
tropicalchrome.bsky.social
Progress ion my #crossstitch. I still haven't started the latest #steotchalong part because I've started a crochet project. I am getting tired of cross stitch so once I'm doing with the #MuseumAfterMidnightSAL, I'm just going to be doing steotch and crochet for awhile. #WIPWednesday
Steotchalong through part 2. I'm doing it in the Victorian Violets colorway. I like purple. Part of the 13th exhibit of the museum SAL. This shows a prehistoric bat that may have been diurnal along with parts of earlier exhibits. Two more of the possibly diurnal cross stitched prehistoric bats with parts of previous exhibits. The final part of this week's museum cross stitch exhibit: a pedestal for something large to stand on. It looks an awful lot like it's going to be some kind of mammoth.
September 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
debbied42.bsky.social
Sadly, I didn’t make time for stitching this week. I did just sign up for Steotch updates, so thanks for that reminder! ❤️
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
badstitch.bsky.social
Spellbound Stitches The Bookmark Book

These are the bookmarks from the History chapter by @steotch.bsky.social & @ansitru.bsky.social who understood the assignment.
Details: sites.google.com/view/spellbo...
30 patterns for $15 to charity!
#CrossStitch #Craftivism #StitchSky #ArtSky #DontObey
Spellbound Stitches logo of an open palm hand with a floating needle above. Volume 5. The Bookmark Book. Immigration and Humanitarian Aid Campaign. Campaign ends Sunday, 11/23. 2 photos of cross stitched bookmarks. 1. A fringed cross stitch bookmark of the mural Tragic Prelude, depicting American abolitionist John Brown, whose commitment to the freedom and equality of all people ushered in the struggle for emancipation that carried into the Civil War. 2. A cross stitch bookmark with detailed floral motifs and backstitch font that says, "All the sacred rights of humanity are violated by insisting on blind obedience. Mary Wollstonecraft. A fringed cross stitch bookmark of the mural Tragic Prelude, depicting American abolitionist John Brown, whose commitment to the freedom and equality of all people ushered in the struggle for emancipation that carried into the Civil War. Spellbound Stitches logo. History. Steotch Fine Needlearts. Sacred Obligation. A cross stitch bookmark with detailed floral motifs and backstitch font that says, "All the sacred rights of humanity are violated by insisting on blind obedience. Mary Wollstonecraft. Spellbound Stitches logo. History. Studio Ansitru. Don't Obey in Advance.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
steepedstitches.bsky.social
Steotch made a John Brown bookmark. You *know* you want to help people and get the ability to stitch a John Brown bookmark.
badstitch.bsky.social Amanda DeLong | BAD Stitch @badstitch.bsky.social · Nov 22
Last call for the Bookmark Book for charity! 30 cross stitch designs with a $15 (or more) donation to a humanitarian aid org!
sites.google.com/view/spellbo...

#CrossStitch #StitchSky #BookSky #Craftivism
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
steotch.bsky.social
A smattering of our collection of feelings from this past year- our 2025 meme ornament collection is here. Patterns and a limited supply of frames are available on our Etsy: www.etsy.com/shop/steotch...

More from us soon!

#crossstitch #stitchsky #needlework #ornaments #2025memes #steotchalong
Cross stitched rendering of the reaction meme image of the Disappointed Cricket Fan, Muhammad Sarim Akhtar, a man standing with his hands on his hips, his face looking straight ahead with an expression of disgust. Cross stitched rendering of the reaction meme image of a green monster with blue eyes, arms hanging exhaustedly at its side, looking ahead with an expression of weariness. Cross stitched rendering of a meme reaction image of Willem Dafoe, a bearded man with blue eyes, looking up at the stitched year "2025" with a look of desperate exasperation. A collection of five framed cross stitch ornaments hanging on a tree, meme reaction images from 2025. From previous images in this post, there is a green monster, a disappointed cricket fan, a man staring upwards in exasperation. Additionally, there is a meme reaction image of a barbie doll looking disgustedly at the year 2025, and a meme reaction image of a hand drawn black and white snowman-like character, looking with sadness and forlorn at the stitched year "2025".
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
paulandstorm.bsky.social
[P] If I had the money, I would buy pretty much everything Steotch has ever made: http://www.etsy.com/shop/steotch
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December 7, 2024 at 6:40 PM
paulandstorm.bsky.social
[P] Followup: here's everything Steotch has ever made, each funnier than the last: http://bit.ly/fgew4B
The gallery
Come say hi at steotch.com :)
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December 7, 2024 at 6:40 PM
paulandstorm.bsky.social
[P] Oh, and look, they're here: hi, @steotch! #itmaylooklikeIamstalkingyoubutIamnot
December 7, 2024 at 6:40 PM
paulandstorm.bsky.social
[P] "@steotch @petersagal @paulandstorm I think we can *all* agree the correct answer is Big Momma's House 2." PEACE IN OUR TIME
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 AM
paulandstorm.bsky.social
And finally, just confirmed: the #PaulandStormonomicon cover art will be designed by the cross-stitching wizards of @steotch. #BallStarter
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 PM
paulandstorm.bsky.social
HOLY SHIT // RT @steotch @paulandstorm book cover, in creepy progress even as we speak. #ballstarter http://t.co/O2pQwuX2Lo
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 AM
paulandstorm.bsky.social
@joshacagan [P] I am lighting the @steotch Signal!
December 4, 2024 at 2:51 AM