Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp
July 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp
Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp
July 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp
Stepson Liked With All Of Man’s Heart
March 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Stepson Liked With All Of Man’s Heart
Stepson Liked With All Of Man’s Heart
March 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Stepson Liked With All Of Man’s Heart
STEPSON: I feel like we’re on a quest to Mordor.
ME: Right? Ok, you’re my tenant now. You got a pen?
STEPSON: No?
ME: I don’t have a pen.
STEPSON: WAIT! I saw one!
STEPSON leaves car, scours parking lot, and returns with a dusty purple gel pen that has seen better days.
ME: Right? Ok, you’re my tenant now. You got a pen?
STEPSON: No?
ME: I don’t have a pen.
STEPSON: WAIT! I saw one!
STEPSON leaves car, scours parking lot, and returns with a dusty purple gel pen that has seen better days.
July 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
STEPSON: I feel like we’re on a quest to Mordor.
ME: Right? Ok, you’re my tenant now. You got a pen?
STEPSON: No?
ME: I don’t have a pen.
STEPSON: WAIT! I saw one!
STEPSON leaves car, scours parking lot, and returns with a dusty purple gel pen that has seen better days.
ME: Right? Ok, you’re my tenant now. You got a pen?
STEPSON: No?
ME: I don’t have a pen.
STEPSON: WAIT! I saw one!
STEPSON leaves car, scours parking lot, and returns with a dusty purple gel pen that has seen better days.
Have subjected Stepson to Heathers.
STEPSON: I thought this was gonna be a normal teen movie…
US: *rising hysterical laughter*
STEPSON: And then, like, every turn went the wrong way.
US: Pretty much.
STEPSON: …anyway, this one and SNEAKERS are my favorites so far.
STEPSON: I thought this was gonna be a normal teen movie…
US: *rising hysterical laughter*
STEPSON: And then, like, every turn went the wrong way.
US: Pretty much.
STEPSON: …anyway, this one and SNEAKERS are my favorites so far.
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Have subjected Stepson to Heathers.
STEPSON: I thought this was gonna be a normal teen movie…
US: *rising hysterical laughter*
STEPSON: And then, like, every turn went the wrong way.
US: Pretty much.
STEPSON: …anyway, this one and SNEAKERS are my favorites so far.
STEPSON: I thought this was gonna be a normal teen movie…
US: *rising hysterical laughter*
STEPSON: And then, like, every turn went the wrong way.
US: Pretty much.
STEPSON: …anyway, this one and SNEAKERS are my favorites so far.
bonding with my stepson @jacksonhowell.bsky.social
December 6, 2024 at 6:51 PM
bonding with my stepson @jacksonhowell.bsky.social
Daddy fucks his stepson - breeds his pussy
August 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Daddy fucks his stepson - breeds his pussy
It’s Eighties movie night again, and we are subjecting Stepson to the one, the only…
WAR GAMES!
WAR GAMES!
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s Eighties movie night again, and we are subjecting Stepson to the one, the only…
WAR GAMES!
WAR GAMES!
For tonight’s Introduce Stepson To Classic Movies…
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
For tonight’s Introduce Stepson To Classic Movies…
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
rockhard daddy fucking his stepson
August 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
rockhard daddy fucking his stepson
Played Commander with Kevin and my stepson. I died horribly, but by god, my stepson thought I was the bigger threat, and I’ll take it.
October 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Played Commander with Kevin and my stepson. I died horribly, but by god, my stepson thought I was the bigger threat, and I’ll take it.
Her stepson was arrested for participation in January 6.
January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Her stepson was arrested for participation in January 6.
STEPSON: That backflip was so unnecessary.
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
STEPSON: That backflip was so unnecessary.
STEPSON: Dark Crystal was better…
US: Well, YEAH
STEPSON: …but yeah, Bowie nailed it.
ME: And because we like you, we will not traumatize you with Neverending Story.
KEVIN: The horse…
US: *shudders*
US: Well, YEAH
STEPSON: …but yeah, Bowie nailed it.
ME: And because we like you, we will not traumatize you with Neverending Story.
KEVIN: The horse…
US: *shudders*
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
STEPSON: Dark Crystal was better…
US: Well, YEAH
STEPSON: …but yeah, Bowie nailed it.
ME: And because we like you, we will not traumatize you with Neverending Story.
KEVIN: The horse…
US: *shudders*
US: Well, YEAH
STEPSON: …but yeah, Bowie nailed it.
ME: And because we like you, we will not traumatize you with Neverending Story.
KEVIN: The horse…
US: *shudders*
As a reward for writing above wordcount on the project I was actually supposed to be working on, I opened a pack of Magic cards.
ME: …huh. Hey, STEPSON, got a question for you.
STEPSON: Whazzup?
ME: I just pulled this out of a pack and—
STEPSON: OH GOD, AN EDGAR MARKOV
ME: …huh. Hey, STEPSON, got a question for you.
STEPSON: Whazzup?
ME: I just pulled this out of a pack and—
STEPSON: OH GOD, AN EDGAR MARKOV
February 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
As a reward for writing above wordcount on the project I was actually supposed to be working on, I opened a pack of Magic cards.
ME: …huh. Hey, STEPSON, got a question for you.
STEPSON: Whazzup?
ME: I just pulled this out of a pack and—
STEPSON: OH GOD, AN EDGAR MARKOV
ME: …huh. Hey, STEPSON, got a question for you.
STEPSON: Whazzup?
ME: I just pulled this out of a pack and—
STEPSON: OH GOD, AN EDGAR MARKOV
STEPSON: That was amazing. And gross. This was a kid’s movie?!
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
STEPSON: That was amazing. And gross. This was a kid’s movie?!
STEPSON: I must attack before I get distracted by birds.
STEPSON: …this must be what you feel like all the time.
ME: Yeah.
KEVIN: *hysterics*
STEPSON: …this must be what you feel like all the time.
ME: Yeah.
KEVIN: *hysterics*
May 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
STEPSON: I must attack before I get distracted by birds.
STEPSON: …this must be what you feel like all the time.
ME: Yeah.
KEVIN: *hysterics*
STEPSON: …this must be what you feel like all the time.
ME: Yeah.
KEVIN: *hysterics*
We are handed a new plate.
STEPSON: And I have to go to Moriarty for the written test when I’m done online?
CLERK: Any office with a computer for it. I don’t have one in here.
STEPSON: Oh.
CLERK: I have to get rid of the fingerprint machine first.
ME: …
STEPSON: …
CLERK: …
STEPSON: And I have to go to Moriarty for the written test when I’m done online?
CLERK: Any office with a computer for it. I don’t have one in here.
STEPSON: Oh.
CLERK: I have to get rid of the fingerprint machine first.
ME: …
STEPSON: …
CLERK: …
July 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We are handed a new plate.
STEPSON: And I have to go to Moriarty for the written test when I’m done online?
CLERK: Any office with a computer for it. I don’t have one in here.
STEPSON: Oh.
CLERK: I have to get rid of the fingerprint machine first.
ME: …
STEPSON: …
CLERK: …
STEPSON: And I have to go to Moriarty for the written test when I’m done online?
CLERK: Any office with a computer for it. I don’t have one in here.
STEPSON: Oh.
CLERK: I have to get rid of the fingerprint machine first.
ME: …
STEPSON: …
CLERK: …
ME: Well, now we have to do a double feature.
KEVIN: Okay! *fires up Labyrinth*
STEPSON: I don’t know if I’m ready for this…
ME: Yeah, you might come away with a few new fetishes. It’s fine. Happens to everyone.
STEPSON: …
KEVIN: Okay! *fires up Labyrinth*
STEPSON: I don’t know if I’m ready for this…
ME: Yeah, you might come away with a few new fetishes. It’s fine. Happens to everyone.
STEPSON: …
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
ME: Well, now we have to do a double feature.
KEVIN: Okay! *fires up Labyrinth*
STEPSON: I don’t know if I’m ready for this…
ME: Yeah, you might come away with a few new fetishes. It’s fine. Happens to everyone.
STEPSON: …
KEVIN: Okay! *fires up Labyrinth*
STEPSON: I don’t know if I’m ready for this…
ME: Yeah, you might come away with a few new fetishes. It’s fine. Happens to everyone.
STEPSON: …
STEPSON: WAIT I AM DOING BIRD MATH
May 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
STEPSON: WAIT I AM DOING BIRD MATH
When ya gotta unload in your stepson before the wife gets home from work
October 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
When ya gotta unload in your stepson before the wife gets home from work
Awright, Stepson has joined us for what is, my single favorite movie of the era—Ladyhawke!
October 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Awright, Stepson has joined us for what is, my single favorite movie of the era—Ladyhawke!
For Halloween, we have subjected Stepson to two seasonal films!
First, MOTHMAN PROPHECIES!
STEPSON: Aww, that was more sad than scary. Well shot, too. I wondered how they were gonna make Mothman scary.
ME: *trying to avoid looking at windows, shadows, mirrors, etc*
First, MOTHMAN PROPHECIES!
STEPSON: Aww, that was more sad than scary. Well shot, too. I wondered how they were gonna make Mothman scary.
ME: *trying to avoid looking at windows, shadows, mirrors, etc*
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
For Halloween, we have subjected Stepson to two seasonal films!
First, MOTHMAN PROPHECIES!
STEPSON: Aww, that was more sad than scary. Well shot, too. I wondered how they were gonna make Mothman scary.
ME: *trying to avoid looking at windows, shadows, mirrors, etc*
First, MOTHMAN PROPHECIES!
STEPSON: Aww, that was more sad than scary. Well shot, too. I wondered how they were gonna make Mothman scary.
ME: *trying to avoid looking at windows, shadows, mirrors, etc*