JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
April 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
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May 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
why is the iran deal still a secret
June 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
why is the iran deal still a secret
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
is it still a secret if nobody cares
October 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
is it still a secret if nobody cares
I love how we’re all still pretending that the Epstein files were “secret”.
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I love how we’re all still pretending that the Epstein files were “secret”.
I still hear media refer to “the shooting” at the WHCD, which seems misleading if the only shots fired were from the cops and Secret Service.
May 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I still hear media refer to “the shooting” at the WHCD, which seems misleading if the only shots fired were from the cops and Secret Service.
This app still feels like my secret hideout
September 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This app still feels like my secret hideout
JUST A REMINDER…👇
The Department of Justice is still sitting on millions of secret Epstein documents.
Why?! 🤔
The Department of Justice is still sitting on millions of secret Epstein documents.
Why?! 🤔
April 27, 2026 at 2:37 PM
JUST A REMINDER…👇
The Department of Justice is still sitting on millions of secret Epstein documents.
Why?! 🤔
The Department of Justice is still sitting on millions of secret Epstein documents.
Why?! 🤔
Police who keep their identities secret are, quite literally, secret police. I don’t know why this is even controversial. You don’t get to yank people off the streets while hiding your face and identity and still retain the respectability of an accountable, democratic police force.
“Secret police” are your words, not mine. Seems like you’ve been giving them a lot of thought.
Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.
What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.
What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
July 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Police who keep their identities secret are, quite literally, secret police. I don’t know why this is even controversial. You don’t get to yank people off the streets while hiding your face and identity and still retain the respectability of an accountable, democratic police force.
Why did Victoria's Secret CEO, Billionaire Leslie Wexner, give Epstein near total control of his finances?
Maybe we should ask him. He's still alive.
Maybe we should ask him. He's still alive.
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why did Victoria's Secret CEO, Billionaire Leslie Wexner, give Epstein near total control of his finances?
Maybe we should ask him. He's still alive.
Maybe we should ask him. He's still alive.
‘Sir’ Robbie Gibb made no secret of it. Or his vote for Brexit. Still on the BBC board…
It was SO obvious that journos had orders from above. Anchor after anchor kept telling guests who brought it up, “let’s not relitigate the referendum.” Like that phrase had suddenly been telepathically transmitted into their brains. And anyone who pointed this out was told they were a conspiracist.
"I was actually here in 2017 when the then Prince of Wales visited... the year after we'd had the Brexit referendum. We weren't really allowed to mention the B-word. "Don't talk about Brexit."
Remember how we were gaslighted at the time for pointing out that journalists were avoiding the issue? ~AA
Remember how we were gaslighted at the time for pointing out that journalists were avoiding the issue? ~AA
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
‘Sir’ Robbie Gibb made no secret of it. Or his vote for Brexit. Still on the BBC board…
Schiff: "If a president in secret can put names on a list and kill them, then there is no war power still retained by Congress, and there's no check on an executive who may drag us into another war."
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Schiff: "If a president in secret can put names on a list and kill them, then there is no war power still retained by Congress, and there's no check on an executive who may drag us into another war."
He played the absolute SHIT outta that role.
Also, top secret is STILL hilarious.
Also, top secret is STILL hilarious.
April 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
He played the absolute SHIT outta that role.
Also, top secret is STILL hilarious.
Also, top secret is STILL hilarious.
First off, Pete Hegseth is a disgrace and should be fired.
Second, instead of being an asshole and trash-talking the journalist, he should be thanking him for not posting anything top-secret that’s still to come.
Second, instead of being an asshole and trash-talking the journalist, he should be thanking him for not posting anything top-secret that’s still to come.
March 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
First off, Pete Hegseth is a disgrace and should be fired.
Second, instead of being an asshole and trash-talking the journalist, he should be thanking him for not posting anything top-secret that’s still to come.
Second, instead of being an asshole and trash-talking the journalist, he should be thanking him for not posting anything top-secret that’s still to come.
If they continue that WHCD and Felon Trump still speaks on that open stage after Secret Service shot and killed someone in the hotel lobby, there is something seriously wrong with these people.
April 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
If they continue that WHCD and Felon Trump still speaks on that open stage after Secret Service shot and killed someone in the hotel lobby, there is something seriously wrong with these people.
Secret Santa for @sheepshin.bsky.social! 🎅
Was a part of Ratf's (who's not on Bluesky still for some reason) Secret Santa this year. Had a great time, can't wait to do it again next year!
Was a part of Ratf's (who's not on Bluesky still for some reason) Secret Santa this year. Had a great time, can't wait to do it again next year!
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Secret Santa for @sheepshin.bsky.social! 🎅
Was a part of Ratf's (who's not on Bluesky still for some reason) Secret Santa this year. Had a great time, can't wait to do it again next year!
Was a part of Ratf's (who's not on Bluesky still for some reason) Secret Santa this year. Had a great time, can't wait to do it again next year!
He's still David Duke "without the baggage"
July 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
He's still David Duke "without the baggage"
Everything I'm working on right now is still secret, so you'll have to subsist on this recent Zatanna commission.
December 13, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Everything I'm working on right now is still secret, so you'll have to subsist on this recent Zatanna commission.
im still uploading stuff to my patreon and substar! secret stuff! wow!
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
im still uploading stuff to my patreon and substar! secret stuff! wow!
hello I am still working on cool stuff. secret like.
June 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
hello I am still working on cool stuff. secret like.
I still don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Trump’s secret police has a larger budget than most countries’ militaries
August 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I still don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Trump’s secret police has a larger budget than most countries’ militaries
I’ve been loudly warning people about the rise of fascism for over 15 years but even now I still get treated like Randy Quaid in Independence Day even though now they have their own massive masked secret police and concentration camps.
July 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’ve been loudly warning people about the rise of fascism for over 15 years but even now I still get treated like Randy Quaid in Independence Day even though now they have their own massive masked secret police and concentration camps.
Shhh! I will tell you a secret. Miss pickles is still wrapping presents. @laurengrayrahman.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Shhh! I will tell you a secret. Miss pickles is still wrapping presents. @laurengrayrahman.bsky.social