Oh, has Trump figured out how umbrellas work?
(Ignore the title below. Someone DOES pick it up, at the end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
(Ignore the title below. Someone DOES pick it up, at the end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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August 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Oh, has Trump figured out how umbrellas work?
(Ignore the title below. Someone DOES pick it up, at the end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
(Ignore the title below. Someone DOES pick it up, at the end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
To be fair, he's always had a deeply troubled relationship with umbrellas
youtu.be/aT-xAGrNbrM?...
youtu.be/aT-xAGrNbrM?...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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October 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
To be fair, he's always had a deeply troubled relationship with umbrellas
youtu.be/aT-xAGrNbrM?...
youtu.be/aT-xAGrNbrM?...
Mardy Collins' one NBA highlight was starting the 2006 Knicks-Nuggets brawl (the one where Melo ran away)
Knicks Nuggets Brawl 2006 (Carmelo fight and flight)
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August 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Mardy Collins' one NBA highlight was starting the 2006 Knicks-Nuggets brawl (the one where Melo ran away)
Eddie Jones currently holds the record for dunking on more people than anyone else in NBA history. He has dunked on over 8 billion people and all of their ancestors.
Eddie Jones dunking on everybody who's ever lived
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January 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Eddie Jones currently holds the record for dunking on more people than anyone else in NBA history. He has dunked on over 8 billion people and all of their ancestors.
Tariffs...
Laws...
Constitution...
Sexual consent...
Rights...
Alliances...
Voting...
Science...
Numbers...
Economies...
Umbrellas...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Laws...
Constitution...
Sexual consent...
Rights...
Alliances...
Voting...
Science...
Numbers...
Economies...
Umbrellas...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Tariffs...
Laws...
Constitution...
Sexual consent...
Rights...
Alliances...
Voting...
Science...
Numbers...
Economies...
Umbrellas...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Laws...
Constitution...
Sexual consent...
Rights...
Alliances...
Voting...
Science...
Numbers...
Economies...
Umbrellas...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
This is one of my favorite examples of Trump being utterly clueless. The man doesn't know how anything works! He lives entirely in his head, making up his own reality as he goes. Nothing wrong with umbrella. Here's a longer version. Ignore the chiron/heading. Stay to end.
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is one of my favorite examples of Trump being utterly clueless. The man doesn't know how anything works! He lives entirely in his head, making up his own reality as he goes. Nothing wrong with umbrella. Here's a longer version. Ignore the chiron/heading. Stay to end.
Trump is the Mad King, a ship without a rudder, a policy-free bag of raw nerves and pushbuttons. He flits from one whim to another, manipulated by friends and enemies alike, with no self-reflection, empathy, or understanding of natural laws, or any other. Or even know how to work an umbrella...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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September 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Trump is the Mad King, a ship without a rudder, a policy-free bag of raw nerves and pushbuttons. He flits from one whim to another, manipulated by friends and enemies alike, with no self-reflection, empathy, or understanding of natural laws, or any other. Or even know how to work an umbrella...
There's one reason he'll never fail a field sobriety test. He never learned to drive. For that matter, he somehow never learned how umbrellas work, either. A lifetime of being waited on hand and foot, I guess. (Watch to end, ignore caption.)
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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August 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There's one reason he'll never fail a field sobriety test. He never learned to drive. For that matter, he somehow never learned how umbrellas work, either. A lifetime of being waited on hand and foot, I guess. (Watch to end, ignore caption.)
Doesn't know and doesn't care. This is the incident that cemented that for me. (Ignore the caption, watch to the end, 1 minute. Don't need the audio.) This man knows NOTHING!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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August 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Doesn't know and doesn't care. This is the incident that cemented that for me. (Ignore the caption, watch to the end, 1 minute. Don't need the audio.) This man knows NOTHING!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Is anyone surprised Trump doesn't know how numbers work? Fool has no idea even how umbrellas work. (Ignore caption, watch to end. Someone DOES pick it up.)
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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August 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Is anyone surprised Trump doesn't know how numbers work? Fool has no idea even how umbrellas work. (Ignore caption, watch to end. Someone DOES pick it up.)
It astounds me constantly, just how little Trump seems to know. Even the most basic concepts seem to elude him. This deal with the umbrella absolutely iced it.
Ignore the title, watch this to the end. There's nothing wrong with the brolly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Ignore the title, watch this to the end. There's nothing wrong with the brolly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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July 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It astounds me constantly, just how little Trump seems to know. Even the most basic concepts seem to elude him. This deal with the umbrella absolutely iced it.
Ignore the title, watch this to the end. There's nothing wrong with the brolly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Ignore the title, watch this to the end. There's nothing wrong with the brolly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Should be fun. This is the only adult I've ever seen who doesn't know how umbrellas work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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June 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Should be fun. This is the only adult I've ever seen who doesn't know how umbrellas work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
One difference: Trump can't drive. Never could pass the learner's permit test in NY. And maybe the eye test. Doesn't understand Rules, like Yield, and Right of Way, and Obey Signs and Lights.
Or, how complicated machines work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Or, how complicated machines work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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June 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
One difference: Trump can't drive. Never could pass the learner's permit test in NY. And maybe the eye test. Doesn't understand Rules, like Yield, and Right of Way, and Obey Signs and Lights.
Or, how complicated machines work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Or, how complicated machines work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Seriously? The man needs help to close an umbrella. I don't think he knows how to do anything. He's going to need help.
(Watch to end. It's only a minute.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
(Watch to end. It's only a minute.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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May 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Seriously? The man needs help to close an umbrella. I don't think he knows how to do anything. He's going to need help.
(Watch to end. It's only a minute.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
(Watch to end. It's only a minute.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Everything is a learning experience, what works, what doesn't work, and what has ramifications.
Meanwhile, someone needs to explain to me how an adult can go through life and never realize that he could close his own umbrella and not just hand it to somebody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Meanwhile, someone needs to explain to me how an adult can go through life and never realize that he could close his own umbrella and not just hand it to somebody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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May 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Everything is a learning experience, what works, what doesn't work, and what has ramifications.
Meanwhile, someone needs to explain to me how an adult can go through life and never realize that he could close his own umbrella and not just hand it to somebody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Meanwhile, someone needs to explain to me how an adult can go through life and never realize that he could close his own umbrella and not just hand it to somebody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
To be fair, Trump has no idea how ANYTHING works. I still haven't gotten over how that schmuck never learned how to work an umbrella. This will stick with me to the end of time (watch to end -- someone DOES pick it up, and closes it):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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May 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
To be fair, Trump has no idea how ANYTHING works. I still haven't gotten over how that schmuck never learned how to work an umbrella. This will stick with me to the end of time (watch to end -- someone DOES pick it up, and closes it):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump just demands recognition for his preposterous, false, braggadocious claims. In EVERY field! He puts all garden-variety liars and con men to shame. "Go big, or go home!" must be his motto.
Meanwhile, this fuckwit never even learned how to work an umbrella.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Meanwhile, this fuckwit never even learned how to work an umbrella.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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April 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Trump just demands recognition for his preposterous, false, braggadocious claims. In EVERY field! He puts all garden-variety liars and con men to shame. "Go big, or go home!" must be his motto.
Meanwhile, this fuckwit never even learned how to work an umbrella.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Meanwhile, this fuckwit never even learned how to work an umbrella.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Well, if Trump's tweet is real, it proves he knows nothing about basic arithmetic, to go along with his lack of knowledge about everything else.
What kind of man is utterly clueless what to do with an umbrella??? Utterly! (Nothing wrong with umbrella. Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
What kind of man is utterly clueless what to do with an umbrella??? Utterly! (Nothing wrong with umbrella. Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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April 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Well, if Trump's tweet is real, it proves he knows nothing about basic arithmetic, to go along with his lack of knowledge about everything else.
What kind of man is utterly clueless what to do with an umbrella??? Utterly! (Nothing wrong with umbrella. Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
What kind of man is utterly clueless what to do with an umbrella??? Utterly! (Nothing wrong with umbrella. Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump doesn't understand how things work. Not sure if he ever did, or has ever had any interest in finding out, and certainly not in challenging his assumptions.
The only thing he knows about umbrellas is that someone else opens/closes them for him. (Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
The only thing he knows about umbrellas is that someone else opens/closes them for him. (Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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April 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump doesn't understand how things work. Not sure if he ever did, or has ever had any interest in finding out, and certainly not in challenging his assumptions.
The only thing he knows about umbrellas is that someone else opens/closes them for him. (Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
The only thing he knows about umbrellas is that someone else opens/closes them for him. (Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Hahahahahaha! Nobody would HAVE to sabotage the canal! Can you imagine a canal run by someone who can't even work an umbrella?? (watch to end)
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Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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March 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hahahahahaha! Nobody would HAVE to sabotage the canal! Can you imagine a canal run by someone who can't even work an umbrella?? (watch to end)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
He's absolutely inept at anything physical or mechanical, other than play golf, badly (and he cheats). If you want to contemplate the extent of his deficiencies, think about this: How did a grown man never figure out how these work? (watch to end, watch it again)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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March 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
He's absolutely inept at anything physical or mechanical, other than play golf, badly (and he cheats). If you want to contemplate the extent of his deficiencies, think about this: How did a grown man never figure out how these work? (watch to end, watch it again)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
It was a multi-level joke. Trump can't swim, bike, drive, OR change a lightbulb! He's a disgrace to American males.
The shmeckel can't even work an umbrella! (There's nothing wrong with the umbrella. With no one to hand it to, he's simply baffled! Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
The shmeckel can't even work an umbrella! (There's nothing wrong with the umbrella. With no one to hand it to, he's simply baffled! Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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February 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It was a multi-level joke. Trump can't swim, bike, drive, OR change a lightbulb! He's a disgrace to American males.
The shmeckel can't even work an umbrella! (There's nothing wrong with the umbrella. With no one to hand it to, he's simply baffled! Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
The shmeckel can't even work an umbrella! (There's nothing wrong with the umbrella. With no one to hand it to, he's simply baffled! Watch to end.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
IN OTHER WORDS,
Canadian oil ALREADY GETS TO THE U.S.! But, Trump doesn't understand jackshit about markets, economics, transportation, energy, OR HOW TO FUCKING FOLD AN UMBRELLA! (watch to end)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Canadian oil ALREADY GETS TO THE U.S.! But, Trump doesn't understand jackshit about markets, economics, transportation, energy, OR HOW TO FUCKING FOLD AN UMBRELLA! (watch to end)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Trump drops umbrella, nobody picks it up
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February 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
IN OTHER WORDS,
Canadian oil ALREADY GETS TO THE U.S.! But, Trump doesn't understand jackshit about markets, economics, transportation, energy, OR HOW TO FUCKING FOLD AN UMBRELLA! (watch to end)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...
Canadian oil ALREADY GETS TO THE U.S.! But, Trump doesn't understand jackshit about markets, economics, transportation, energy, OR HOW TO FUCKING FOLD AN UMBRELLA! (watch to end)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-x...