I be under blanky
Wen mama makes a toot
Wen I smells da stinky
So kwikly out I shoot

On da flor, I's dedded
Fwom all da smelly gas
Mama shud be careful
Wif wat comes out her bum

#CheddarPoetry #StinkyMamaBumbum #NoTootsUnderBlanky #DatDangjwess