392,000,000 stoats #2024MMM #stoatsasmeasurement
You cannot divert 190,000,000lbs with anything short of a landmass. That is 380,000,000 bananas, 570,000,000 large hamsters, or 844,444 Revised Standardized Feral Hog Units. It would hit the pointy end of the concrete and instead of glancing off it would pulverize the concrete.
March 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
392,000,000 stoats #2024MMM #stoatsasmeasurement
For the #MightyMustelids gang, here is one standard unit of measure #StoatsasMeasurement
This tiny beast terrorized my yard this morning. He caught a chipmunk, and was being chased by a pair of squawking red-bellied woodpeckers who dive-bombed him. Every chipmunk in the vicinity was up a tree and chirping a warning.
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
For the #MightyMustelids gang, here is one standard unit of measure #StoatsasMeasurement
February 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
0.01 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
March 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
0.01 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
That's 58.8 millistoatlengths per year! #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That's 58.8 millistoatlengths per year! #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
What else can we measure in cane toads?
I only just learnt from @hawaiianimages.bsky.social that #StoatsAsMeasurement is a thing! 🧪
I only just learnt from @hawaiianimages.bsky.social that #StoatsAsMeasurement is a thing! 🧪
Space debris by the numbers:
The estimated weight is 13,486 tonnes, the equivalent of 13 million adult cane toads.
🧪 🔭 #SpaceJunk
The estimated weight is 13,486 tonnes, the equivalent of 13 million adult cane toads.
🧪 🔭 #SpaceJunk
13,000 tonnes of space junk clutters Earth orbit. Here’s how it could be cleaned up
Properly addressing the problem of space requires work across three fronts: technology, policy and philosophy.
theconversation.com
July 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
What else can we measure in cane toads?
I only just learnt from @hawaiianimages.bsky.social that #StoatsAsMeasurement is a thing! 🧪
I only just learnt from @hawaiianimages.bsky.social that #StoatsAsMeasurement is a thing! 🧪
that's a glide distance of 53.8 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
March 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
that's a glide distance of 53.8 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
New #StoatsAsMeasurement alternative just dropped
April 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
New #StoatsAsMeasurement alternative just dropped
0.0682 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
0.0682 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
How many stoats is that?
#stoatsasmeasurement
#stoatsasmeasurement
Each year 200 million tons (33 million African Elephants) worth of dust is transported across the Atlantic. Here’s more about the Saharan Dust Machine www.wfla.com/weather/afri...
June 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
How many stoats is that?
#stoatsasmeasurement
#stoatsasmeasurement
Lordy, at 7 stoatlengths and a weight of 619 stoats, that is one stoataful Alligator Gar #StoatsAsMeasurement
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lordy, at 7 stoatlengths and a weight of 619 stoats, that is one stoataful Alligator Gar #StoatsAsMeasurement
Perhaps you could consider alternative units of measure?
#StoatsAsMeasurement
#StoatsAsMeasurement
August 31, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Perhaps you could consider alternative units of measure?
#StoatsAsMeasurement
#StoatsAsMeasurement
3.64 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
March 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
3.64 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
Please refer to the official #StoatsAsMeasurement bible. #2026MMM
March 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Please refer to the official #StoatsAsMeasurement bible. #2026MMM
Camels can spit a distance up to 108 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
March 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Camels can spit a distance up to 108 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
22 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
March 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
22 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
May 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
March 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
19.5 millistoats, 194 millistoatlengths #2026mmm #stoatsasmeasurement
March 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
19.5 millistoats, 194 millistoatlengths #2026mmm #stoatsasmeasurement
March 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
16.1 stoatlengths, and a weight of 4,082 stoats #2026MMM #StoatsAsMeasurement
March 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
16.1 stoatlengths, and a weight of 4,082 stoats #2026MMM #StoatsAsMeasurement
I come back from dinner to see we're now doing #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
The two male Lions "Torn Ear" and "Dark Mane" look intensely at each other, sizing each other up. Lean and muscular, these males are in their prime and each weigh in at nearly 1000 stoats (220kg/485 lbs) #StoatsAsMeasurement. Their manes are also appropriately fluffy. #2026MMM
March 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I come back from dinner to see we're now doing #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
92.8 and 287 stoats, respectively #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
92.8 and 287 stoats, respectively #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
It's been a stoatal pleasure converting #StoatsAsMeasurement again for #2026MMM, love you all a stoatload!
MMM no longer presents official spectator awards, but we do specifically thank @animordle.bsky.social for the games, @stoatamatic.bsky.social for letting us know how many stoats that is, @littlejems.bsky.social for the crowns & elder @natickbobcat.bsky.social for guidance & remembrance #2026MMM
April 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It's been a stoatal pleasure converting #StoatsAsMeasurement again for #2026MMM, love you all a stoatload!