had some folks complain about the lack of stompclap mode
don't worry, it's not only still there, but improved as well!
you just need a very secret code to activate it...
#hyper #hyperbreasts #hyperbutt #hypergaming
don't worry, it's not only still there, but improved as well!
you just need a very secret code to activate it...
#hyper #hyperbreasts #hyperbutt #hypergaming
October 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
had some folks complain about the lack of stompclap mode
don't worry, it's not only still there, but improved as well!
you just need a very secret code to activate it...
#hyper #hyperbreasts #hyperbutt #hypergaming
don't worry, it's not only still there, but improved as well!
you just need a very secret code to activate it...
#hyper #hyperbreasts #hyperbutt #hypergaming
If this leads to a reemergence of stompclap I'm going to [redacted]
September 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
If this leads to a reemergence of stompclap I'm going to [redacted]
who doesn't like stompclap it's fun
August 31, 2026 at 1:15 AM
who doesn't like stompclap it's fun
STOMPCLAP
we make shirts a lil differently round here
STOMPCLAP
we make shirts a lil differently round here
STOMPCLAP
July 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
STOMPCLAP
we make shirts a lil differently round here
STOMPCLAP
we make shirts a lil differently round here
STOMPCLAP
So I am a little heartbroken today. But I also just caught myself dancing to Québécois stompclap on Leeds train station platform 10B. So whatever happens, I'm gonna be me.
June 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
So I am a little heartbroken today. But I also just caught myself dancing to Québécois stompclap on Leeds train station platform 10B. So whatever happens, I'm gonna be me.
1:24 am: Man I'm trying not to be hurt but I feel like you barely even read my latest draft of stompclap super-assassin
1:29 am: if you don't like it I think I'd rather you just tell me
2:12 am: sorry I'm just really upset right now
1:29 am: if you don't like it I think I'd rather you just tell me
2:12 am: sorry I'm just really upset right now
June 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
1:24 am: Man I'm trying not to be hurt but I feel like you barely even read my latest draft of stompclap super-assassin
1:29 am: if you don't like it I think I'd rather you just tell me
2:12 am: sorry I'm just really upset right now
1:29 am: if you don't like it I think I'd rather you just tell me
2:12 am: sorry I'm just really upset right now
inshallah we must destroy the yakubian laptop cafe with the christian stompclap spotify playlist
May 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
inshallah we must destroy the yakubian laptop cafe with the christian stompclap spotify playlist
i refuse to be turned away from my stompclap hey.
May 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
i refuse to be turned away from my stompclap hey.
i do like millennial stompclap because it fulfills the very human need to stomp and clap
May 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
i do like millennial stompclap because it fulfills the very human need to stomp and clap
WISE, SERENE: i have been under no obligation to follow the definitive song discourse because i have been informed that zoomers already decided this on tik tok. the answer is “undifferentiated stompclap”
the thing about millennials is that for the first time there was no one definitive song. they had p2p sharing. they were finally free. it could be literally anything and that is absolutely, terrifyingly beautiful
had a debate last night about the definitive millennial song. some contenders: mgmt’s “kids,” yeah yeah yeah’s “maps,” kanye’s “all of the lights,” arcade fire’s “wake up,” postal service’s “such great heights,” animal collective’s “my girls,” lcd soundsystem’s “all my friends,” stroke’s “last nite”
May 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
WISE, SERENE: i have been under no obligation to follow the definitive song discourse because i have been informed that zoomers already decided this on tik tok. the answer is “undifferentiated stompclap”
Millenial Stompclap! On The Debt Consolidation Help Desk Hold Music
April 19, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Millenial Stompclap! On The Debt Consolidation Help Desk Hold Music
Waiting in the lobby of the dentist's office and theyre playing chud stompclap
March 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Waiting in the lobby of the dentist's office and theyre playing chud stompclap
dancing2 - Keli holiday may not be millennial stompclap, but it's at most two subgenres removed from millennial stompclap
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
dancing2 - Keli holiday may not be millennial stompclap, but it's at most two subgenres removed from millennial stompclap
Why are there .SO.MANY. stock music tracks that incorporate the "STOMP -- CLAP -- STOMPCLAP -- STOMP -- CLAP -- STOMPCLAP" it's so bad and so played out.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Why are there .SO.MANY. stock music tracks that incorporate the "STOMP -- CLAP -- STOMPCLAP -- STOMP -- CLAP -- STOMPCLAP" it's so bad and so played out.
"AEW needs to bring in the casuals, less exciting, high octane wrestling and more *STOMP CLAP* *STOMPCLAP*"
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"AEW needs to bring in the casuals, less exciting, high octane wrestling and more *STOMP CLAP* *STOMPCLAP*"
I'm not singing Mumford and Sons am I Bry?
*Stomp Clap* *StompClap*
*Stomp Clap* *StompClap*
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I'm not singing Mumford and Sons am I Bry?
*Stomp Clap* *StompClap*
*Stomp Clap* *StompClap*
Presumably, if Kevin had stood on the apron going *Stomp* *Clap* *StompClap* then it would have been brilliant. :D
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Presumably, if Kevin had stood on the apron going *Stomp* *Clap* *StompClap* then it would have been brilliant. :D
Can we bring back the blog era instead and resurrect music press as a thing from death? I do have nostalgia, but this was lame as hell. This was the shitty part, with the ragecomics, manbuns, stompclap and people pretending the guy from How I Met You Mother is the coolest funniest character ever.
9 MONTHS LATER 📈📈📈📈📈📈
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Can we bring back the blog era instead and resurrect music press as a thing from death? I do have nostalgia, but this was lame as hell. This was the shitty part, with the ragecomics, manbuns, stompclap and people pretending the guy from How I Met You Mother is the coolest funniest character ever.
Good morning, it's 2026 and I am listening to banjo stompclap in my shorts.
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good morning, it's 2026 and I am listening to banjo stompclap in my shorts.
tweezle tiddlywinks
boffo the bobbycat
boethius
pliny the elder
the marvelous mrs maisel
tyrone slothrop
stompclap indiesleaze
boffo the bobbycat
boethius
pliny the elder
the marvelous mrs maisel
tyrone slothrop
stompclap indiesleaze
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
tweezle tiddlywinks
boffo the bobbycat
boethius
pliny the elder
the marvelous mrs maisel
tyrone slothrop
stompclap indiesleaze
boffo the bobbycat
boethius
pliny the elder
the marvelous mrs maisel
tyrone slothrop
stompclap indiesleaze
There’s a boss named Stompclap, who’s only a pair of hands, feet, and the shittiest mustache known to man
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There’s a boss named Stompclap, who’s only a pair of hands, feet, and the shittiest mustache known to man
stompclap is such a fuckin genre name because i know i haven't heard many examples of it but also like. just from the name i *instantly* know the sound
September 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
stompclap is such a fuckin genre name because i know i haven't heard many examples of it but also like. just from the name i *instantly* know the sound
In the softer pop genres the main ideas were stompclap folk (memories of a time before sex was invented), whistling and ukeleles (the sound of an over-extended childhood), and the Millennial whoop (togetherness and adventure, but in the sexless mode of 'we are all looking young and taking pictures')
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In the softer pop genres the main ideas were stompclap folk (memories of a time before sex was invented), whistling and ukeleles (the sound of an over-extended childhood), and the Millennial whoop (togetherness and adventure, but in the sexless mode of 'we are all looking young and taking pictures')