I totally forgot about Taylor swift until this moment. #stonedthoughts.
September 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I totally forgot about Taylor swift until this moment. #stonedthoughts.
It just occurred to me that the film Clue should have claimed the film was rated PG, PG, and X, depending on the random theater you went to. That would have boosted sales!
#stonedthoughts
#stonedthoughts
August 28, 2026 at 6:11 AM
It just occurred to me that the film Clue should have claimed the film was rated PG, PG, and X, depending on the random theater you went to. That would have boosted sales!
#stonedthoughts
#stonedthoughts
Why is "jaws" plural, when we really only have one? 🤔
#stonedthoughts
#stonedthoughts
August 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Why is "jaws" plural, when we really only have one? 🤔
#stonedthoughts
#stonedthoughts
it i wasn’t happily married, id let bob odenkirk suck on my toes if he wanted to #stonedthoughts
August 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
it i wasn’t happily married, id let bob odenkirk suck on my toes if he wanted to #stonedthoughts
“I’m a very specific kind of monster fucker, mostly vampires… and impalas apparently” #stonedthoughts @thesecynicaleyes.bsky.social
Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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August 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
“I’m a very specific kind of monster fucker, mostly vampires… and impalas apparently” #stonedthoughts @thesecynicaleyes.bsky.social
June 3, 2024 at 4:51 AM
If you emergency stop an elevator between floors, what does the floor indicator light show? #StonedThoughts
December 5, 2024 at 7:29 PM
If you emergency stop an elevator between floors, what does the floor indicator light show? #StonedThoughts
Is there a dating website based on dancing styles? If not, there should be.
#UHeardItHere1st #GetRichFast #StonedThoughts
#UHeardItHere1st #GetRichFast #StonedThoughts
March 16, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Is there a dating website based on dancing styles? If not, there should be.
#UHeardItHere1st #GetRichFast #StonedThoughts
#UHeardItHere1st #GetRichFast #StonedThoughts
November 26, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Outside of our head color don't exist, photons are just at certain wavelengths. Perhaps it really is red because the only place where color matters is in our brains? Is that granting too much to perception? What is our interpretation of the world without perception?
#deepity #stonedthoughts
#deepity #stonedthoughts
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Outside of our head color don't exist, photons are just at certain wavelengths. Perhaps it really is red because the only place where color matters is in our brains? Is that granting too much to perception? What is our interpretation of the world without perception?
#deepity #stonedthoughts
#deepity #stonedthoughts
October 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
June 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I always get sad when I think about how Baptists swept the communities of Appalachia and replaced herbal cures and wards against haints at the crossroads with crucifixes and holy water, as if they weren't borrowing from our traditions in the first place. #stonedthoughts
March 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I always get sad when I think about how Baptists swept the communities of Appalachia and replaced herbal cures and wards against haints at the crossroads with crucifixes and holy water, as if they weren't borrowing from our traditions in the first place. #stonedthoughts
Watching Labyrinth and I just had a thought, imagine being the Baby in that movie... One of your formative memories as a child being in the Dance, Magic, Dance scene with Muppets, folk in Muppet Costumes, and at the very center of all that is you and David Bowie of all people lmao #stonedthoughts
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Watching Labyrinth and I just had a thought, imagine being the Baby in that movie... One of your formative memories as a child being in the Dance, Magic, Dance scene with Muppets, folk in Muppet Costumes, and at the very center of all that is you and David Bowie of all people lmao #stonedthoughts
I realize now as an adult I dress like Clarissa from ‘Clarissa Explains It All’, Blossom, and Kelly Bundy
Which makes a lot of sense honestly
#highthoughts #stonedthoughts #420sky #stonersky #alternative #altbabes #altgf
Which makes a lot of sense honestly
#highthoughts #stonedthoughts #420sky #stonersky #alternative #altbabes #altgf
March 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I realize now as an adult I dress like Clarissa from ‘Clarissa Explains It All’, Blossom, and Kelly Bundy
Which makes a lot of sense honestly
#highthoughts #stonedthoughts #420sky #stonersky #alternative #altbabes #altgf
Which makes a lot of sense honestly
#highthoughts #stonedthoughts #420sky #stonersky #alternative #altbabes #altgf
I wonder what would happen if I just walked up to a penis having person and asked them if they wanted a blow j?
Folx are always like I would love if someone did that!
But would you really?
I wonder…
#blowjob #blowj #realquestions #stonedthoughts
Folx are always like I would love if someone did that!
But would you really?
I wonder…
#blowjob #blowj #realquestions #stonedthoughts
January 29, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I wonder what would happen if I just walked up to a penis having person and asked them if they wanted a blow j?
Folx are always like I would love if someone did that!
But would you really?
I wonder…
#blowjob #blowj #realquestions #stonedthoughts
Folx are always like I would love if someone did that!
But would you really?
I wonder…
#blowjob #blowj #realquestions #stonedthoughts
What if, in answer to the question "What sex/gender are you?", the responses evolve to be AFAB, AMAB, or similar – instead of female/male?
You can add your toppings and seasonings on top of that.
#stonedthoughts
You can add your toppings and seasonings on top of that.
#stonedthoughts
August 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
What if, in answer to the question "What sex/gender are you?", the responses evolve to be AFAB, AMAB, or similar – instead of female/male?
You can add your toppings and seasonings on top of that.
#stonedthoughts
You can add your toppings and seasonings on top of that.
#stonedthoughts
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
February 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm gonna start a #conspiracy.
All through this madness; the gutting of gvmt, siding with #Russia, threatening allies, spies pouring over data, & a host of other national crimes, the #military has been quiet.
Are they just awaiting the inevitable so they can take control?
#StonedThoughts
All through this madness; the gutting of gvmt, siding with #Russia, threatening allies, spies pouring over data, & a host of other national crimes, the #military has been quiet.
Are they just awaiting the inevitable so they can take control?
#StonedThoughts
March 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm gonna start a #conspiracy.
All through this madness; the gutting of gvmt, siding with #Russia, threatening allies, spies pouring over data, & a host of other national crimes, the #military has been quiet.
Are they just awaiting the inevitable so they can take control?
#StonedThoughts
All through this madness; the gutting of gvmt, siding with #Russia, threatening allies, spies pouring over data, & a host of other national crimes, the #military has been quiet.
Are they just awaiting the inevitable so they can take control?
#StonedThoughts
How many police officers fired for assault are now ICE officers, allowed to assault? #stonedthoughts
January 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
How many police officers fired for assault are now ICE officers, allowed to assault? #stonedthoughts
Are facelifts the new status symbol?
#StonedThoughts
#StonedThoughts
March 21, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Are facelifts the new status symbol?
#StonedThoughts
#StonedThoughts
Do we hashtag here? #StonedThoughts
September 10, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Do we hashtag here? #StonedThoughts
Called this fit "High-Rizz" 🦺🌿 #stonedthoughts #cozydayoff #gaysneakers #sneakerfetish
(Yes I went back and fixed it)
(Yes I went back and fixed it)
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Called this fit "High-Rizz" 🦺🌿 #stonedthoughts #cozydayoff #gaysneakers #sneakerfetish
(Yes I went back and fixed it)
(Yes I went back and fixed it)