#Stoplight
Stoplight
November 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
guy who cut me off to run a stoplight, nearly hitting me got pulled over #RIPBOZO
November 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It’s 67 degrees on the anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, so of course at a stoplight both I and the person next to me were playing Gordon Lightfoot with our windows down
November 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
and then you end up at the same stoplight like 30 seconds later while you awkwardly stare at them like 😐
November 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I Went To the Suburbs and a Confused Blonde Woman Spent a Long Time at a Stoplight Trying to Make Sense of my Bumper Stickers: a South Minneapolis Story
November 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
At the stoplight waiting to turn into my neighborhood.
November 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Blasting shitty music at the stoplight again
November 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I still use the term "esso-asso" from that book.

ESSO ASSO (ess o ass o) n. The person who cuts through the lot of a gas station to avoid a stoplight.
November 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
last story: when i first heard the adage "don't drink and drive" i thought it was relevant to All Liquids so one time my mom took a drink of water at a stoplight and i freaked the fuck out on her
November 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Loved that film.. the one shot down Wilshire with the blinking stoplight and the coyote crossing the street.
November 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the other day my kids booed one at a stoplight and my husband was like "hey, whoa, where did you--" and both kids looked at me and he said "ah, nevermind."
November 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Bluesky meetup at my town's stoplight to take pics of train graffiti
November 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Good Weenie-Waffle Hump Day Morning Stacie and everyone.
#CountyMusic Day

"THIS" ~ Darius Rucker
youtu.be/bjKFb-4t_vg?...

🎼"For every stoplight I didn't make
Every chance I did or I didn't take"

#EarWorm 👂🪱
#WafflinWeenieWednesday 🧇🌭
#HalfwayThere ⏳🐪
#OurDailyThread 🃏🧵
Darius Rucker - This (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DariusRuckerVEVO
youtu.be
November 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Looking like a stoplight that I ran one time. Bright and shiny!
November 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever seen two of these pieces in shit at the same place in the same time. Bellevue sure isn’t beating the allegations today.
November 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I had an interesting interaction with an ROTC cadet on campus yesterday. She was in uniform at the stoplight. I turned and said: looks like you'll have a new boss soon". She smiled, laughed and said: "I can't say anything about that"
November 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Stoplight I guess they call it?
November 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“Some good advice starve Trump of the stoplight
Go after Hegseth,RFK jr& others.
We can impeach the SC
Justices,Aldo & Thomas.”
Political girl Leigh McGowan
We want to see progress every day.
@resist4harris.bsky.social
@freddierose.bsky.social
@angrygrrrl1111.bsky.social
@kobe1991.bsky.social
November 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
This map of New Englanders’ proximity to a stoplight is pretty neat.

The wilds of Maine are wild in a way unlike nearly any other part of the Lower 48 outside of Idaho or Nevada.

🚦👀
November 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
A picture of Page next to the stoplight in the boys' living room.
November 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
And tell the difference between the deep fake scammers and the real scammers.

Was the stoplight at least red or yellow? I could argue that then and only then criteria would be met; otherwise it’s a green light.
I am not a robot, and I resent having to check all the boxes that have stoplights in them.

It's like I miss one and it's like, "You're a bot." But I'm not a bot though!

THEY'RE MAKING IT HARDER AND HARDER TO JUSTIFY OUR HUMANITY!!!
November 11, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Yep. I’ve been up weekly protesting with a group of 70 and 80 year olds. These folks have stood out there in the heat, the rain, wind storms, freezing rain. We are a tiny town - we protest at the single stoplight in the county.
November 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
me, stone faced in the car, driving:

my nefarious playlist, hitting me with Toxic

me, IMMEDIATELY after the opening hook, to the concern and horror of the police officer beside me at the stoplight:
Chris Farley's Iconic Chippendales Dance
ALT: Chris Farley's Iconic Chippendales Dance
static.klipy.com
November 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I am behind a Prius Prime at a stoplight and a cloud of cigarette smoke comes out the window.

Prius + smoker is a weird combination.
November 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Yesterday someone waved wildly next to me at a stoplight until I looked their way so they could mouth GREAT CAR and give me a thumbs up. The big electric hippie bus spreads good vibes wherever it goes.
I swear this car has excellent karma. We see people staring as we pass, and sometimes folks wave or flash us a peace sign. We joke that whatever the rancid vibes the Cybertruck projects, this is the EV that projects the opposite.
November 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM