#StraddleTheTableGuy
Honestly, that was what it looked like to me when I watched that first video, it looked like a fucking #NarutoRun at #Area51…

Only those unprepared dipshits started shooting…

& WTF was up with #StraddleTheTableGuy? That wasn’t professional, either
It looked like the shambling #PentagonParade
a man in a red and black jacket stands in front of a screen that says live the big story area 51 mania
ALT: a man in a red and black jacket stands in front of a screen that says live the big story area 51 mania
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April 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM