The student newspaper.
This fell. To the student. Newspaper.
This fell. To the student. Newspaper.
Stanford University’s student-run newspaper sued two senior Trump administration officials Wednesday, challenging Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s ability to revoke student visas and deem an individual deportable based on the content of their speech.
Stanford newspaper sues Trump administration over student deportations
The lawsuit challenges Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s ability to revoke student visas and deem an individual deportable based on the content of their speech.
wapo.st
August 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The student newspaper.
This fell. To the student. Newspaper.
This fell. To the student. Newspaper.
that student? herman melville
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
May 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
that student? herman melville
silly art student sylveon
May 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
silly art student sylveon
More student loan forgiveness!
The Biden admin just canceled federal student loans for 55,000 workers through the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program.
The cancellation targets teachers, nurses, service members, law enforcement and others who have worked 10 years or more in government or nonprofit jobs.
The cancellation targets teachers, nurses, service members, law enforcement and others who have worked 10 years or more in government or nonprofit jobs.
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
More student loan forgiveness!
“Dumbest Goddamn Student Ever” Ends Department of Education
February 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Dumbest Goddamn Student Ever” Ends Department of Education
it is too late for student loan forgiveness. what we need is student loan revenge
February 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
it is too late for student loan forgiveness. what we need is student loan revenge
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
I will never recover from this student email.
November 27, 2023 at 9:48 PM
I will never recover from this student email.
fuck yeah
February 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
fuck yeah
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
Everything about this story is horrific:
1. The student never mentions Jews
2. The university is going to expel a student for criticizing a country over genocide
3. A Republican congressman is taking credit and implying the student is a Muslim terrorist
4. The U.S. Justice Department is involved
1. The student never mentions Jews
2. The university is going to expel a student for criticizing a country over genocide
3. A Republican congressman is taking credit and implying the student is a Muslim terrorist
4. The U.S. Justice Department is involved
The DOJ says it will investigate a US citizen for saying “fuck Isr**l” to a guy in an IDF shirt.
Absolutely the most anti-free speech admin of my lifetime. Probably since the Red Scare, if not earlier.
Absolutely the most anti-free speech admin of my lifetime. Probably since the Red Scare, if not earlier.
August 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Everything about this story is horrific:
1. The student never mentions Jews
2. The university is going to expel a student for criticizing a country over genocide
3. A Republican congressman is taking credit and implying the student is a Muslim terrorist
4. The U.S. Justice Department is involved
1. The student never mentions Jews
2. The university is going to expel a student for criticizing a country over genocide
3. A Republican congressman is taking credit and implying the student is a Muslim terrorist
4. The U.S. Justice Department is involved
Trump: COLUMBA IS AWFUL
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work
March 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trump: COLUMBA IS AWFUL
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work
I was asked about by a pro-life student why he should support me…
September 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I was asked about by a pro-life student why he should support me…
This is a PhD student in *epidemiology*
March 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This is a PhD student in *epidemiology*
“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”
The DOJ announced a $1.7 billion fund to pay Trump allies prosecuted by the government as part of the president's settlement with the IRS.
The new fund could pay claims to the likes of Jan. 6 rioters
The new fund could pay claims to the likes of Jan. 6 rioters
Trump Gets $1.7 Billion ‘Anti-Weaponization Fund’ After Dropping IRS Suit
The new fund could pay claims to the likes of Jan. 6 rioters and other purported victims of
www.huffpost.com
May 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
Vance blasts Israel’s response to Iran deal: “You're a country of nine million people. You can't just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have.”
June 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
Gifted, Passionate Student Really Stretching Limits Of School’s Resources https://theonion.com/gifted-passionate-student-really-stretching-limits-of-1819579116/
July 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Gifted, Passionate Student Really Stretching Limits Of School’s Resources https://theonion.com/gifted-passionate-student-really-stretching-limits-of-1819579116/
She could've gotten the student killed.
Nancy Mace Blasted After Falsely Accusing Student With Umbrella Of Being Active School Shooter
www.comicsands.com
August 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
She could've gotten the student killed.
Look for the helpers
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look for the helpers
Doireann’s assistant and student.
July 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Doireann’s assistant and student.