#StumpyFingers
StumpyFingers McShitzinpants is the dumbest cunt on the planet.
January 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Taking their cue from #StumpyFingers, the #ClevelandBrowns just awarded themselves this year's #SuperBowl trophy
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
#Obama points out to #StumpyFingers that all #trump's children are Anchor Babies.
January 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is right out of the #GOP playbook. The great economy of #Clinton was due to programs his predecessor put in place. #Obama was great due to the same reasons. Problems with Bush, Bush Jr. or #StumpyFingers was due to the President that preceded them.
May 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
How long until #StumpyFingers calls Boris poorly educated, or some crass insulting nickname?
#trump is as crass and poorly educated as any fart waffle on this planet.
February 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Every free country in the world needs to deny #trump entry into their land until #StumpyFingers resigns his position or apologizes to the world.
He is a convicted felon after all, yes?
March 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
In the latest attempt by #StumpyFingers to detract from his #Epstein ties, he ACTUALLY admitted that he is not the healthiest man in the entire world trying to garner pity for his swollen feet and hands.
BREAKING NEWS: He is still a convicted FELON though.
July 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I imagine that upon hearing this, #StumpyFingers has it playing on a loop wherever he goes.
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Everyone keeps throwing around the Pedophile term, which technically is incorrect. The term for #trump, AKA #StumpyFingers should be #Ephebophile which is a person who is sexually attracted to the 13-17 grouping.
ALSO, not TECHNICALLY at all, that group STILL ARE CHILDREN.
If not, they could vote.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If Obama did the same things #StumpyFingers has done, the #GOP would have, sitting President or not, say let's string him up in Times Square next to the Christmas tree.
I can only imagine that Putin's GOP DC operatives have been promised their own private tropical islands.
November 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
#StumpyFingers #trump is not even trying to hide his racism anymore!
"Trump blames DEI as his press conference after 67 die goes off the rails"
January 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
#trump, AKA #StumpyFingers did not win ANY demographic for voters under the age of 50...
So, if your parents or employers are OVER 50, perhaps a neighbor...THEY are the reason we are currently on the "We are so screwed Highway"
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January 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I guess under the #StumpyFingers Regime, statutory rape is not a crime if you are an elected official?
Sort of like using campaign funds for personal reasons ain't no crime either anymore
November 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
With Agent Orange #StumpyFingers firing all these workers, just imagine how the workers' bosses are going to feel when they realize they are going to have to do actual work now?
The #trump plan is just like his buildings. Crappy materials with fake facades,
March 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I find it quite telling that #StumpyFingers and #BloodEmeraldMusk used #Managers to fire all these people.
We all know that managers are largely useless in business.
FUN FACT: #Musk's father #ErrolMusk has two children VIA his Stepdaughter.
I will end this while you go vomit.
February 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you still have a #Twitter account, keep it. Whenever #StumpyFingers golfs or goes on vacation, which puts approximately $100K into his own pocket (he charges for stays at his own properties)
Post on #TWITTER how lazy #trump is and how he is wasting taxpayer dollars instead of working.
January 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It would be just so perfect, since the UGLY-ASS ballroom won't be completed while #StumpyFingers is #Resident that once it is done, he is never invited, then the next #PRESIDENT turns it into either Rubble or an indoor Rose Garden.
OR...An office dedicated to stopping Ephebophiles and Pedophiles.
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October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It sort of looks like #trump, AKA #StumpyFingers has a playbook handed to him by #Putin. Little #donny seems to be instigating a military act against him, by dishonoring those that fight for the USA.
If that happens, then #Russia could just step right in behind #trump
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Trump transition team compiling list of current and former U.S. military officers for possible courts-martial
The Trump transition team is compiling a list of senior current and former U.S. military officers who were directly involved in the withdrawal from Afghanistan and exploring whether they could be cour...
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November 17, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Just a reminder to #StumpyFingers...
Israel went to war TWICE with an Arab country.
One war lasted 7 days, the other 6 days.

#trump made a laughingstock of the USA military might.
August 25, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Since #StumpyFingers loves giving people pedantic nicknames, I figure I will give one to his part-time wife; a name I can't believe nobody thought of yet. (as far as I know)

#Melania "Idaho" #trump.
July 28, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Can't believe that #StumpyFingers #trump wants to watch the Knicks play Basketball!
Guess no one told him that there will be People of Color playing the game.
June 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
55% of #Catholic voters voted for #StumpyFingers #trump.
Is this how a President should behave?
April 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Think about this for a moment:

Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi were #StumpyFingers' first choice for their roles.

Imagine taking those jobs as the second choice!
April 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM