Americans! Have you noticed that the whole world looks upon your president as a substandard clown?
May 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Americans! Have you noticed that the whole world looks upon your president as a substandard clown?
Has the US ever had a more substandard administration?
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Has the US ever had a more substandard administration?
Shockingly substandard stuff from @nytimes.com
I'm also frankly pretty floored that, in the sections of this editorial that deal with why Dems lost in 2024, there is no mention at all of inflation. According to the Times, Dems lost because of a bad favorability rating. But their favs weren't bad until after they lost!
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shockingly substandard stuff from @nytimes.com
your apothecary’s tinctures are low-key substandard lol
September 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
your apothecary’s tinctures are low-key substandard lol
NEW: Porsha Ngumezi and Nevaeh Crain died during miscarriages in Texas after doctors delayed treatment.
The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to the deaths, but the doctors were given minimal punishment.
By Kavitha Surana and Lizzie Presser
The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to the deaths, but the doctors were given minimal punishment.
By Kavitha Surana and Lizzie Presser
Texas Medical Board Sanctions Three Doctors for Delayed Care That Led to the Deaths of Two Pregnant Women
The two women died during miscarriages. The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to their deaths.
www.propublica.org
April 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
NEW: Porsha Ngumezi and Nevaeh Crain died during miscarriages in Texas after doctors delayed treatment.
The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to the deaths, but the doctors were given minimal punishment.
By Kavitha Surana and Lizzie Presser
The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to the deaths, but the doctors were given minimal punishment.
By Kavitha Surana and Lizzie Presser
It's not artificial intelligence, it's just substandard machine learning
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's not artificial intelligence, it's just substandard machine learning
I was a Babylonien copper merchant seling substandard copper
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life.
Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier killed with a sword in past life
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life.
bit.ly
July 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I was a Babylonien copper merchant seling substandard copper
You know whose fault it actually is that bluesky is dying? the reply guys, who consistently let down power users with substandard riffs and slightly off-topic GIFs
April 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
You know whose fault it actually is that bluesky is dying? the reply guys, who consistently let down power users with substandard riffs and slightly off-topic GIFs
congratulations to the atlanta falcons for replacing their decidedly substandard quarterback with both a very expensive vet and a first-round draft pick, then the very next season, with the season on the line, just barely surviving a pretty bad performance by said substandard quarterback
December 17, 2024 at 4:47 AM
congratulations to the atlanta falcons for replacing their decidedly substandard quarterback with both a very expensive vet and a first-round draft pick, then the very next season, with the season on the line, just barely surviving a pretty bad performance by said substandard quarterback
NEW: A ProPublica investigation found that for more than a decade, the FDA gave substandard factories banned from the United States a special pass to keep sending drugs to an unsuspecting public.
Threat in Your Medicine Cabinet: The FDA’s Gamble on America’s Drugs
A ProPublica investigation found that for more than a decade, the FDA gave substandard factories banned from the United States a special pass to keep sending drugs to an unsuspecting public.
www.propublica.org
June 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
NEW: A ProPublica investigation found that for more than a decade, the FDA gave substandard factories banned from the United States a special pass to keep sending drugs to an unsuspecting public.
more substandard junk from billionaires
BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.
May 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
more substandard junk from billionaires
A naked admission that their investment model relies upon renting substandard residences.
February 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A naked admission that their investment model relies upon renting substandard residences.
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
The thing about the florid apocalypticism you sometimes encounter on this site is that a lot of people are less horrified by literal civilizational collapse than by the notion that our descendents are just going to keep muddling through and in less than a century nobody will remember us.
September 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
I'm Built Different (substandard)
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I'm Built Different (substandard)
Alt: a cybertruck with a substandard copper wrap
September 10, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Alt: a cybertruck with a substandard copper wrap
well, both are known for substandard bars
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
well, both are known for substandard bars
It’s not starvation, it’s experimenting with substandard nutritional intake.
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It’s not starvation, it’s experimenting with substandard nutritional intake.
i have five or six more ideas for good bluesky posts and will try to make them stretch over the next decade or so by couching them between thousands of posts of substandard filler
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 PM
i have five or six more ideas for good bluesky posts and will try to make them stretch over the next decade or so by couching them between thousands of posts of substandard filler
Trump ended DEI hires saying it lowered standards. He then replaced it with DUI hires of Patel and Hegseth which are substandard!
April 23, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Trump ended DEI hires saying it lowered standards. He then replaced it with DUI hires of Patel and Hegseth which are substandard!
Substandard joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
April 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Substandard joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
He looks like a substandard mah jong hustler
Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami, TMZ reports
Andrew and Tristan Tate Arrested in Miami
Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami ... just before Andrew was set to cohost a bareknuckle boxing event.
www.tmz.com
July 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
He looks like a substandard mah jong hustler
Save us all from substandard men weilding undeserved power.
June 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Save us all from substandard men weilding undeserved power.
One downside of living in the richest country on Earth is how we're permanently stuck with substandard infrastructure because our plutocracy won't allow any improvements.
Elon Musk is reviving his campaign to kill California high-speed rail.
The Hyperloop only existed to fuel opposition to the project, now he seems to want to use his leverage with Trump for another crack at ensuring it’s never completed.
The Hyperloop only existed to fuel opposition to the project, now he seems to want to use his leverage with Trump for another crack at ensuring it’s never completed.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
One downside of living in the richest country on Earth is how we're permanently stuck with substandard infrastructure because our plutocracy won't allow any improvements.