I'd like to congratulate you on successfully ratioing a former US President.
November 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I'd like to congratulate you on successfully ratioing a former US President.
Successfully defended my Candy Horde!
November 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Successfully defended my Candy Horde!
TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY
Michigan Black voters already backed Abdul El-Sayed by 88%, after Stevens used a Black church for her betrayal, they're done. Perfecting Church member John Gardner told reporters he regrets supporting her: 'Did she call Obama before doing this? She used him in all those ads…This is career suicide.'
November 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY
NYT has the margin down to 8k now, gonna be pretty frustrating if Ty Pinkins successfully spoiled it
I’m eyeballing it here and the prediction markets aren’t believers but I think Colom is very much live in MS?
November 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
NYT has the margin down to 8k now, gonna be pretty frustrating if Ty Pinkins successfully spoiled it
FACT : Vladimir Putin has successfully helped Trump lose control of both chambers of Congress
November 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
FACT : Vladimir Putin has successfully helped Trump lose control of both chambers of Congress
There's no such thing as a 'Red State', just GOP machines that successfully disenfranchise.
except Florida. That shit is gone bruh.
except Florida. That shit is gone bruh.
November 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
There's no such thing as a 'Red State', just GOP machines that successfully disenfranchise.
except Florida. That shit is gone bruh.
except Florida. That shit is gone bruh.
Behold, for I have successfully grown this cauliflower!
October 31, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Behold, for I have successfully grown this cauliflower!
Every time he misses the uprights, ten women successfully defend their dissertations.
November 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Every time he misses the uprights, ten women successfully defend their dissertations.
Trump has won the war on algae. The ninth war successfully ended this year.
November 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Trump has won the war on algae. The ninth war successfully ended this year.
I’m feeling good. I successfully pressured my mom into voting.
November 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m feeling good. I successfully pressured my mom into voting.
Successfully appealed to the mods, I’ve been allowed back into the Bean Club.
November 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Successfully appealed to the mods, I’ve been allowed back into the Bean Club.
We taught a chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself, but he was successfully resuscitated and he's joining us live after the break.
November 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
We taught a chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself, but he was successfully resuscitated and he's joining us live after the break.
“The Kstovo oil refinery in Kstovo, Russia has been successfully attacked.”
November 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
“The Kstovo oil refinery in Kstovo, Russia has been successfully attacked.”
“Footage from Kstovo, Russia where the oil refinery was successfully attacked.”
November 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“Footage from Kstovo, Russia where the oil refinery was successfully attacked.”
My rural mn coworkers are wearing rebel loon shirts to go vote 😭
I successfully radicalized them 😭😭😭😭
I successfully radicalized them 😭😭😭😭
November 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
My rural mn coworkers are wearing rebel loon shirts to go vote 😭
I successfully radicalized them 😭😭😭😭
I successfully radicalized them 😭😭😭😭
I’ve successfully failed #NoNutNovember 7 times in the first two days. Oops 🤷♂️
November 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I’ve successfully failed #NoNutNovember 7 times in the first two days. Oops 🤷♂️
Democrats successfully flipped the seat after voters rejected Darline Graham. https://mrf.lu/2VTSH
Democrats Win South Carolina Senate as Lindsey Graham’s Sister Flops
newrepublic.com
November 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Democrats successfully flipped the seat after voters rejected Darline Graham. https://mrf.lu/2VTSH
Missouri GOP tried to gerrymander Emanuel Cleaver out of office, but the anti-gerrymandering campaign successfully blocked the new congressional map.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Emanuel Cleaver wins reelection to U.S. House in Missouri's 5th Congressional District. #APRaceCall at 9:54 p.m. EST.
⚠️ Not affiliated with the AP. Check their website for the latest info.
⚠️ Not affiliated with the AP. Check their website for the latest info.
2026 Midterm Election Results: Senate, House and Governor Races
Live results for the 2026 midterm election. Track U.S. Senate, House, and governor races with real-time vote counts, maps and race calls from AP.
apnews.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Missouri GOP tried to gerrymander Emanuel Cleaver out of office, but the anti-gerrymandering campaign successfully blocked the new congressional map.
colin has successfully identified wang yun after months of speculation
me: okay. now, the schumer problem
brain: ideally the dem who publicly tells him to fuck off should
1. be in a safe state and popular with voters
2. have no higher ambitions
3. has already beaten back establishment BS before
me & brain: hm
me & brain: ed markey should tell schumer to fuck himself
brain: ideally the dem who publicly tells him to fuck off should
1. be in a safe state and popular with voters
2. have no higher ambitions
3. has already beaten back establishment BS before
me & brain: hm
me & brain: ed markey should tell schumer to fuck himself
November 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
colin has successfully identified wang yun after months of speculation
BREAKING: James Carville has successfully molted and will return underground for 17 years
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BREAKING: James Carville has successfully molted and will return underground for 17 years
Ween successfully Hallowed
November 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Ween successfully Hallowed
okay, two buses full of MS-13 soldados successfully driven to a polling station. i did my part
November 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
okay, two buses full of MS-13 soldados successfully driven to a polling station. i did my part
💥The Kstovo oil refinery has been successfully attacked.
November 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
💥The Kstovo oil refinery has been successfully attacked.