My husband calls him Suckaturd
November 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
My husband calls him Suckaturd
Mark Suckaturd
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October 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Mark Suckaturd
Well I've just discovered that Facebook now allows me to include only TWO links per MONTH on my Facebook posts, and that I will have to pay for the privilege of including more links in my posts in future.
Mark Suckaturd, get f*cked.
Mark Suckaturd, get f*cked.
October 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Well I've just discovered that Facebook now allows me to include only TWO links per MONTH on my Facebook posts, and that I will have to pay for the privilege of including more links in my posts in future.
Mark Suckaturd, get f*cked.
Mark Suckaturd, get f*cked.
See also: president mc dumpy dorito creamsicle, elmo muskrat, fart suckaturd, etc
Please don't be cutesy with the alt text, I'm trying to filter out posts about this guy and I can't do that if you wanna be "funny"
October 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
See also: president mc dumpy dorito creamsicle, elmo muskrat, fart suckaturd, etc
Everyone lets companies into their lives because it's "convenient". Once companies start pushing AI, mining people's information, and then collating it, you're fucked.
I mean, the 3 letter boys already use big data to track people all over the globe. Why not Buddy Bezos, Musk, and Suckaturd, too?
I mean, the 3 letter boys already use big data to track people all over the globe. Why not Buddy Bezos, Musk, and Suckaturd, too?
September 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Everyone lets companies into their lives because it's "convenient". Once companies start pushing AI, mining people's information, and then collating it, you're fucked.
I mean, the 3 letter boys already use big data to track people all over the globe. Why not Buddy Bezos, Musk, and Suckaturd, too?
I mean, the 3 letter boys already use big data to track people all over the globe. Why not Buddy Bezos, Musk, and Suckaturd, too?
Only product under the suckaturd umbrella I use is instagram, and that's getting pretty tedious with their algorithm that insists on showing something you may have briefly had on screen for 0.00003 seconds therefore you must love it and only want to see that, when all I want is cat vids/pics... 🙄
September 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Only product under the suckaturd umbrella I use is instagram, and that's getting pretty tedious with their algorithm that insists on showing something you may have briefly had on screen for 0.00003 seconds therefore you must love it and only want to see that, when all I want is cat vids/pics... 🙄
Great American.
She became rich.
What SHE did with her EARNED wealth should contrast what scumbags like TrumPedo, Jeff Bozo, Mark Suckaturd, fElon Musk, & other Epstein-types did with THEIRS.
Wealth never made her lose her humanity or American values like it did with so many Republican pedoligarchs.
She became rich.
What SHE did with her EARNED wealth should contrast what scumbags like TrumPedo, Jeff Bozo, Mark Suckaturd, fElon Musk, & other Epstein-types did with THEIRS.
Wealth never made her lose her humanity or American values like it did with so many Republican pedoligarchs.
August 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Great American.
She became rich.
What SHE did with her EARNED wealth should contrast what scumbags like TrumPedo, Jeff Bozo, Mark Suckaturd, fElon Musk, & other Epstein-types did with THEIRS.
Wealth never made her lose her humanity or American values like it did with so many Republican pedoligarchs.
She became rich.
What SHE did with her EARNED wealth should contrast what scumbags like TrumPedo, Jeff Bozo, Mark Suckaturd, fElon Musk, & other Epstein-types did with THEIRS.
Wealth never made her lose her humanity or American values like it did with so many Republican pedoligarchs.
You haven’t heard of Mark Suckaturd?
January 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You haven’t heard of Mark Suckaturd?
Good luck with that- suckaturd is up to his eyeballs in this crap
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Good luck with that- suckaturd is up to his eyeballs in this crap
Why not make suckaturd co co president and only post on FB -I mean that’s practically what happened for many towns
February 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Why not make suckaturd co co president and only post on FB -I mean that’s practically what happened for many towns
Apartheid Clyde did the same thing on Twitter as I recall -Trump and adjacent shitasses got a boost and many were auto followed if you replied to any of their inane tweets. So suckaturd is neither original nor a vertebrate 😒😡
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Apartheid Clyde did the same thing on Twitter as I recall -Trump and adjacent shitasses got a boost and many were auto followed if you replied to any of their inane tweets. So suckaturd is neither original nor a vertebrate 😒😡
As long as suckaturd gets control of superAI, the end justifies any means
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
As long as suckaturd gets control of superAI, the end justifies any means
What the hell is up with TikTok's community guidelines being so poorly and inconsistently applied?
They won't even let me comment about "Mark Suckaturd," the guy at Meta.
They won't even let me comment about "Mark Suckaturd," the guy at Meta.
February 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What the hell is up with TikTok's community guidelines being so poorly and inconsistently applied?
They won't even let me comment about "Mark Suckaturd," the guy at Meta.
They won't even let me comment about "Mark Suckaturd," the guy at Meta.
The pride theme is still 0n FB messenger but it’s pants..
Thanks suckaturd.
Thanks suckaturd.
January 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The pride theme is still 0n FB messenger but it’s pants..
Thanks suckaturd.
Thanks suckaturd.
And that’s saying something when Suckaturd is the last man standing.
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
And that’s saying something when Suckaturd is the last man standing.
Is suckaturd taking over doge for muskrat?
April 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is suckaturd taking over doge for muskrat?
I'm reading up on the lawsuits against meta and I can't believe this utter bullshit. I don't want to stand up for Mark Suckaturd but I'm strictly on the side of the defence.
Microsoft applied to patent infinite scroll in 2006. FaceTune came out in 2013. Magazine photos used to depress teens.
Microsoft applied to patent infinite scroll in 2006. FaceTune came out in 2013. Magazine photos used to depress teens.
July 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I'm reading up on the lawsuits against meta and I can't believe this utter bullshit. I don't want to stand up for Mark Suckaturd but I'm strictly on the side of the defence.
Microsoft applied to patent infinite scroll in 2006. FaceTune came out in 2013. Magazine photos used to depress teens.
Microsoft applied to patent infinite scroll in 2006. FaceTune came out in 2013. Magazine photos used to depress teens.
How about everyone dump Facebook.
Why are you supporting Suckaturd.
Why are you supporting Suckaturd.
February 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
How about everyone dump Facebook.
Why are you supporting Suckaturd.
Why are you supporting Suckaturd.
Suckaturd looks like his parents made him take piano lessons, but he only learned to play with his piccolo.
January 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Suckaturd looks like his parents made him take piano lessons, but he only learned to play with his piccolo.
Suckaturd should disappear.
January 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Suckaturd should disappear.
mark suckaturd
what about that?
what about that?
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
mark suckaturd
what about that?
what about that?
Suckaturd sold out years ago, but i didn't think he would stoop so low as to suck up to the Führer in chief after everything he has said about him. Pathetic spinless robot.
November 28, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Suckaturd sold out years ago, but i didn't think he would stoop so low as to suck up to the Führer in chief after everything he has said about him. Pathetic spinless robot.
If Mark Suckaturd asked trump to be the new amazon James Bond, would don have to ask Susan Wiles to stand in for him until after November?
May 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If Mark Suckaturd asked trump to be the new amazon James Bond, would don have to ask Susan Wiles to stand in for him until after November?