All that suckup by other leaders makes him think he can do whatever he wants.
#IStandWithUkraine
#PresidentZelenskyy
#IStandWithUkraine
#PresidentZelenskyy
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
All that suckup by other leaders makes him think he can do whatever he wants.
#IStandWithUkraine
#PresidentZelenskyy
#IStandWithUkraine
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She wins the most pathetic MAGA stooge suckup of the day.
March 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
She wins the most pathetic MAGA stooge suckup of the day.
Pure pathetic trump suckup
March 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Pure pathetic trump suckup
I remain baffled by his career — unfunny on SNL (where his biggest contribution was constantly breaking during sketches), bland as hell on late night, just a talentless suckup
Jimmy Fallon, as always, is the first to get the memo
Fox News' host Greg Gutfeld to appear on Jimmy Fallon
Fox News late night host Greg Gutfeld will be a guest on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" on Thursday, August 7.
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August 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I remain baffled by his career — unfunny on SNL (where his biggest contribution was constantly breaking during sketches), bland as hell on late night, just a talentless suckup
We don't demand loyalty, said the most loyal suckup.
May 20, 2026 at 3:52 PM
We don't demand loyalty, said the most loyal suckup.
What a gutless amoral suckup.
July 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What a gutless amoral suckup.
why is every asshole in charge of every aspect of our lives these days a rightwing suckup who believes that predictive text can think
July 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
why is every asshole in charge of every aspect of our lives these days a rightwing suckup who believes that predictive text can think
Dylan Byers has always been a suckup and a climber. A classic DC reporter type.
Puck's lead media reporter has gone to unusual lengths to defend Bari Weiss’ disastrous CBS News overhaul—all as the outlet pursues a lucrative deal with one of Paramount’s top investors.
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Bari’s Byers
Puck's lead media reporter has gone to unusual lengths to defend Bari Weiss’ disastrous CBS News overhaul—all as the outlet pursues a lucrative deal with one of Paramount’s top investors.
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September 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Dylan Byers has always been a suckup and a climber. A classic DC reporter type.
Top Trump suckup Steven Cheung was WILDLY TRIGGERED by my interview with Governor Gavin Newsom because Newsom called out Stephen Miller
March 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Top Trump suckup Steven Cheung was WILDLY TRIGGERED by my interview with Governor Gavin Newsom because Newsom called out Stephen Miller
Oh he'll keep his show. Fallon is an incredible asskisser and suckup.
August 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh he'll keep his show. Fallon is an incredible asskisser and suckup.
This is the funniest fucking thing about all this. These manly men fascists are the wimpiest little suckup brownnose bootlickers in the world, humiliating themselves for a senescent pedophile diarrhea man. Just fucking call them losers already
In the realm of questions posed during Senate hearings, this one from Ossoff -- "Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this?" -- ranks right up there with "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?"
July 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing about all this. These manly men fascists are the wimpiest little suckup brownnose bootlickers in the world, humiliating themselves for a senescent pedophile diarrhea man. Just fucking call them losers already
Democrats voted unanimously to confirm this suckup bsky.app/profile/atru...
BASH: You voted to approve Marco Rubio's nomination to be secretary of state. Did you make the right choice?
CHRIS MURPHY: Nope. It was a mistake. It was a mistake. I think a lot of us thought Marco Rubio was going to stand up to Trump on an issue like this.
CHRIS MURPHY: Nope. It was a mistake. It was a mistake. I think a lot of us thought Marco Rubio was going to stand up to Trump on an issue like this.
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Democrats voted unanimously to confirm this suckup bsky.app/profile/atru...
lol even with the bribery and suckup factor he still has destroyed $12b of valuation since he bought it, and $32b for Xwitter today is a *lot* of bribery and suckup factor
Exclusive: Elon Musk's X raised almost $1 billion in fresh equity funding in a deal that values the company at roughly $32 billion
Elon Musk’s X Raises Close to $1 Billion in Fresh Equity Funding
Elon Musk’s social network X has raised close to $1 billion in new equity from investors in a deal that values the company at roughly $32 billion, according to people with knowledge of the matter — a ...
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March 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
lol even with the bribery and suckup factor he still has destroyed $12b of valuation since he bought it, and $32b for Xwitter today is a *lot* of bribery and suckup factor
i mean this is usually why you have career diplomats negotiate treaties and not the national review columnist suckup who trump was manipulated by peter thiel into picking for VP
The USA-Iran MoU was very short on detail, but perhaps less than it seemed, since certain agreements clearly remained outside of the published text. For example, we know they spent time negotiating some arrangement on how much frozen money Iran would see released and when—that’s not in the MoU.
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“The deal called for Iran to ‘make arrangements’ for the passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz. Iran has interpreted that to mean it can designate which routes ships take.”
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June 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i mean this is usually why you have career diplomats negotiate treaties and not the national review columnist suckup who trump was manipulated by peter thiel into picking for VP
When Trump loses perennial suckup Byron Donalds, you know he's in trouble....
Byron Donalds removed every mention of Trump and his endorsement from his website. What happened ;/
September 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
When Trump loses perennial suckup Byron Donalds, you know he's in trouble....
It's playtime, but Vernon is being a dumb human suckup instead! #CorgiCrew
August 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
It's playtime, but Vernon is being a dumb human suckup instead! #CorgiCrew
There is nothing worse than a suckup billionaire.
December 12, 2024 at 9:18 PM
There is nothing worse than a suckup billionaire.
your critic at large appears to be a shameless suckup to fascists
June 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
your critic at large appears to be a shameless suckup to fascists
Genuinely surprising. I had assumed filling the VIP bleachers would be a given with the craven suckup GOP. I imagine Stalin would have sent no-shows to a gulag.
Beltway chronicler Politico surveyed 50 GOP lawmakers and found just seven who said they planned to attend, including Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R., Ga.). www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Many Republicans Plan to Skip Trump’s Military Parade
Lawmakers cite an air show and wedding anniversary among reasons for missing it.
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June 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Genuinely surprising. I had assumed filling the VIP bleachers would be a given with the craven suckup GOP. I imagine Stalin would have sent no-shows to a gulag.
that account is either stancil or the biggest pro-stancil suckup ever
July 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
that account is either stancil or the biggest pro-stancil suckup ever
Please excuse the suckup behavior of posting a post about the Onion to Mr. Onion but bsky.app/profile/ehir...
Every time I see this picture I think it’s the Onion because he looks *exactly* like the photo they’d run with a headline like Undatable Man Has Opinions About Female Attractiveness (or something funnier than that)
Democrats: How do we reach young men?!
Republicans:
Republicans:
July 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Please excuse the suckup behavior of posting a post about the Onion to Mr. Onion but bsky.app/profile/ehir...