New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
August 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early https://theonion.com/dad-suggests-arriving-at-airport-14-hours-early-1819573933/
March 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early https://theonion.com/dad-suggests-arriving-at-airport-14-hours-early-1819573933/
Editorial cartoonist Joe Heller strongly suggests it’s time for Americans to elect younger lawmakers.
September 28, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Editorial cartoonist Joe Heller strongly suggests it’s time for Americans to elect younger lawmakers.
Me, when someone suggests my iced coffee is unprofessional
Edgard Leblanc Fils, head of the Transitional Presidential Council of Haiti, drank water directly from a jug during his speech at the United Nations General Assembly.
September 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Me, when someone suggests my iced coffee is unprofessional
Dad Suggests Beating Traffic By Leaving Game After First Inning
August 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Dad Suggests Beating Traffic By Leaving Game After First Inning
My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.
January 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.
This suggests that the felony case against sandwich guy is toast
DOJ tried and failed three times to indict a woman for allegedly assaulting an ICE officer during an arrest of two purported gang members. So they were forced to reduce her charge to a misdemeanor.
www.courtlistener.com/recap/og-loo...
www.courtlistener.com/recap/og-loo...
August 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This suggests that the felony case against sandwich guy is toast
Supreme Court caselaw suggests that this is almost certainly illegal.
ICE and MPD have set up a checkpoint at 17 and Benning NE, by the Ross.
August 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Supreme Court caselaw suggests that this is almost certainly illegal.
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
the entire framing of this suggests that musk is the superior in the room
Elon Musk at Trump's first Cabinet meeting: "I think this is the best Cabinet ever. Literally. So, uh, and I do not give false praise... I think it‘s literally the best Cabinet that the country has ever had."
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the entire framing of this suggests that musk is the superior in the room
AI Strategist Suggests Calling Data Centers ‘Computer Parties’ https://theonion.com/ai-strategist-suggests-calling-data-centers-computer-parties/
September 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
AI Strategist Suggests Calling Data Centers ‘Computer Parties’ https://theonion.com/ai-strategist-suggests-calling-data-centers-computer-parties/
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
Trump suggests renaming New Mexico to "New America"
September 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Trump suggests renaming New Mexico to "New America"
absolute insanity as Mike Waltz suggests Jeffrey Goldberg somehow deliberately hacked his way into the Signal group
March 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
absolute insanity as Mike Waltz suggests Jeffrey Goldberg somehow deliberately hacked his way into the Signal group
Doodles and suggests
August 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Doodles and suggests
Nothing about this quote about a “ballroom” suggests “peaceful transfer of power.”
Trump on the ballroom: "It's bigger than I told you. It's, you know -- after realizing we're gonna do the inauguration in that building, it's got all bulletproof glass, it's got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It's dronessss -- won't touch it. It's a big beautiful safe building."
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Nothing about this quote about a “ballroom” suggests “peaceful transfer of power.”
This is so disturbing.
Far-Right Candidate Suggests Murdering Migrants Is 'Cheaper Than Deportation' In Disgusting Post
Absolutely abhorrent.
www.comicsands.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is so disturbing.
Evidence Suggests Easter Island Heads Were Gifts From Overbearing Mother-In-Law https://theonion.com/evidence-suggests-easter-island-heads-were-gifts-from-overbearing-mother-in-law/
August 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Evidence Suggests Easter Island Heads Were Gifts From Overbearing Mother-In-Law https://theonion.com/evidence-suggests-easter-island-heads-were-gifts-from-overbearing-mother-in-law/
BREAKING NEWS:
Mexico suggests it would impose its own tariffs to retaliate against any Trump tariffs.
Tariffiying. 💃🏻
Mexico suggests it would impose its own tariffs to retaliate against any Trump tariffs.
Tariffiying. 💃🏻
November 26, 2024 at 5:24 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Mexico suggests it would impose its own tariffs to retaliate against any Trump tariffs.
Tariffiying. 💃🏻
Mexico suggests it would impose its own tariffs to retaliate against any Trump tariffs.
Tariffiying. 💃🏻
Breaking: Congressional Republican suggests Elon Musk should be deported.
March 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Breaking: Congressional Republican suggests Elon Musk should be deported.
First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog
Amazon is misnamed. It suggests courageous women rather than craven men.
April 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Amazon is misnamed. It suggests courageous women rather than craven men.
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
When you're struggling in a boss fight and the game suggests lowering the difficulty
April 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
When you're struggling in a boss fight and the game suggests lowering the difficulty