Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/
If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
August 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
Between extreme radiation levels and temperatures, there are no suitable planet within our reach. Better concentrate on what we have.
July 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Between extreme radiation levels and temperatures, there are no suitable planet within our reach. Better concentrate on what we have.
Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
NSFW | abbreviation | not safe for work; not suitable for work —used to warn someone that a website, email attachment, etc., is not suitable for viewing at most places of employment
May 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
NSFW | abbreviation | not safe for work; not suitable for work —used to warn someone that a website, email attachment, etc., is not suitable for viewing at most places of employment
In Chinese Year of Horse, it is somehow suitable to draw some Iron Pagoda🐴
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
In Chinese Year of Horse, it is somehow suitable to draw some Iron Pagoda🐴
why did debian call it apt when its not suitable for anything
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 AM
why did debian call it apt when its not suitable for anything
Warning: strong language, not suitable for children.
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Warning: strong language, not suitable for children.
related: have been listening to Sufjan Stevens again, as is suitable in fall
September 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
related: have been listening to Sufjan Stevens again, as is suitable in fall
This is suitable for this app, yes?
November 17, 2024 at 11:37 AM
This is suitable for this app, yes?
This inmates unique history deemed them suitable for an 'alternative' prison.
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This inmates unique history deemed them suitable for an 'alternative' prison.
This heatwave is not suitable for bears!
July 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This heatwave is not suitable for bears!
Dog pawrents:
We did 2 years of research & picked the most suitable breed
Cat pawrents: I took the trash out one night & there she was.
We did 2 years of research & picked the most suitable breed
Cat pawrents: I took the trash out one night & there she was.
June 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Dog pawrents:
We did 2 years of research & picked the most suitable breed
Cat pawrents: I took the trash out one night & there she was.
We did 2 years of research & picked the most suitable breed
Cat pawrents: I took the trash out one night & there she was.
Evergreen and suitable for all occasions
September 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Evergreen and suitable for all occasions
May 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Melania has found a suitable replacement. Yes, she really posted this.
October 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Melania has found a suitable replacement. Yes, she really posted this.
Time for @chalur.com to change into something more suitable for Halloween! #werewolfart
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Time for @chalur.com to change into something more suitable for Halloween! #werewolfart
Had to update my profile pic to a more suitable expression to express how I feel about the current situation.
March 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Had to update my profile pic to a more suitable expression to express how I feel about the current situation.
I can't think of a suitable title for this, suggestions welcome
December 4, 2024 at 12:16 PM
I can't think of a suitable title for this, suggestions welcome
please advise on suitable sauces to pair with each fabric type
September 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
please advise on suitable sauces to pair with each fabric type
Epstein survivor Danielle Bensky: Bondi deserved to be fired. But we’re really worried about Todd Blanche stepping in. He is not a suitable attorney general. He gave Ghislaine Maxwell a sweetheart deal. He has not listened to survivors.
April 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Epstein survivor Danielle Bensky: Bondi deserved to be fired. But we’re really worried about Todd Blanche stepping in. He is not a suitable attorney general. He gave Ghislaine Maxwell a sweetheart deal. He has not listened to survivors.
✈️🫣 The weather at Moscow airports is not suitable for flying today…
May 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM
✈️🫣 The weather at Moscow airports is not suitable for flying today…
idk
Why is he so suitable for this?😂
Why is he so suitable for this?😂
June 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
idk
Why is he so suitable for this?😂
Why is he so suitable for this?😂