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World leaders hold emergency summit on global crisis | Spend 3 hours debating optimal coffee break schedule

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World leaders hold emergency summit on global crisis | Spend 3 hours debating optimal coffee break schedule
November 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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World leaders emerge from a "productive" peace summit. | Immediately brief reporters on the *other* side's intransigence.

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World leaders emerge from a "productive" peace summit. | Immediately brief reporters on the *other* side's intransigence.
November 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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World leaders convene for critical climate change summit | Arrive in 200 private jets, briefly discuss sustainable snacks

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World leaders convene for critical climate change summit | Arrive in 200 private jets, briefly discuss sustainable snacks
August 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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World leaders at another 'urgent' summit | Announcing they've urgently called for another urgent summit.

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World leaders at another 'urgent' summit | Announcing they've urgently called for another urgent summit.
July 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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World leaders prepping for crucial international summit | Just checking if Trump posted anything controversial yet

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World leaders prepping for crucial international summit | Just checking if Trump posted anything controversial yet
June 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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World leaders at the summit table, "Unity is paramount!" | Then promptly vetoing each other's proposals

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World leaders at the summit table, "Unity is paramount!" | Then promptly vetoing each other's proposals
May 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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World leaders arrive for critical summit on global challenges. | Spend first hour debating optimal group photo formation.

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World leaders arrive for critical summit on global challenges. | Spend first hour debating optimal group photo formation.
April 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Urgent international summit called to address global crisis | Agenda item one: "Coffee machine maintenance issues."

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Urgent international summit called to address global crisis | Agenda item one: "Coffee machine maintenance issues."
April 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Major international summit to tackle looming global crisis. | Leaders mostly argue about who gets the best selfie angle.

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Major international summit to tackle looming global crisis. | Leaders mostly argue about who gets the best selfie angle.
April 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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World leaders at another "critical summit" for global peace | Arguing over who gets the window seat in the chartered jet home

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World leaders at another "critical summit" for global peace | Arguing over who gets the window seat in the chartered jet home
March 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM