❌ Rams +3
✅ Broncos +4
❌ Parlay both
Total Profit: -1.10U 📉
Not excited for a #SB49 rematch, so not sure if I’ll bet it, but early lean: -4.5 points seems like a lot to lay on the Seahawks
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
❌ Rams +3
✅ Broncos +4
❌ Parlay both
Total Profit: -1.10U 📉
Not excited for a #SB49 rematch, so not sure if I’ll bet it, but early lean: -4.5 points seems like a lot to lay on the Seahawks
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
✅ Broncos -1
✅ Patriots -3
✅ Bears +4.5
✅ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay
Net Profit: +5.04U 📈
Just 13 yards more from Evan Engram and we would have had an absolutely filthy weekend 🤑
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
✅ Broncos -1
✅ Patriots -3
✅ Bears +4.5
✅ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay
Net Profit: +5.04U 📈
Just 13 yards more from Evan Engram and we would have had an absolutely filthy weekend 🤑
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
❌ Eagles -6 (-110)
❌ Jaguars +1 (-125)
❌ Steelers +3 (-110)
❌ Parlay all 3 (+556)
Total Profit: -3.75U 😢
No sugar coating it, worst week of the season; have to do better
#NFL #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
🦅 Eagles -6 (-110) – 1.25U
🐆 Jaguars +1 (-125) – 1U
👨🏭 Steelers +3 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+556) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
#NFL #WildcardWeekend #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky
❌ Eagles -6 (-110)
❌ Jaguars +1 (-125)
❌ Steelers +3 (-110)
❌ Parlay all 3 (+556)
Total Profit: -3.75U 😢
No sugar coating it, worst week of the season; have to do better
#NFL #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
✅ Commanders +4.5
✅ Saints +3.5
❌ Packers +10.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay
Net Profit: -0.04U 📉
A few more made offensive plays from GB or DEN and we start the year in the money…
#TowelieBetz #NFL #Week18 #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
🪖 Commanders +4.5 (-115) – 1.25U
😇 Saints +3.5 (-115) – 1U
🧀 Packers +10.5 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+567) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Finna start 2026 with a bang 💥
#NFL #Week18 #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #FirstBetOfTheYear
✅ Commanders +4.5
✅ Saints +3.5
❌ Packers +10.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ BroncosLay
Net Profit: -0.04U 📉
A few more made offensive plays from GB or DEN and we start the year in the money…
#TowelieBetz #NFL #Week18 #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
❌ Titans +3
✅ Ravens +3.5
✅ Browns +3.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: -0.31U 📉
And with a Titans Q4 collapse #Staxmas comes to a disappointing end 😢❄️
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
❌ Titans +3
✅ Ravens +3.5
✅ Browns +3.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: -0.31U 📉
And with a Titans Q4 collapse #Staxmas comes to a disappointing end 😢❄️
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
✅ Titans +3
✅ Vikings -2.5
❌ Texans -13.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: +0.37U 📈
Laid way too many points on Houston… I guess the Raiders still have a little life left in them 🙄
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #Staxmas
✅ Titans +3
✅ Vikings -2.5
❌ Texans -13.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: +0.37U 📈
Laid way too many points on Houston… I guess the Raiders still have a little life left in them 🙄
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #Staxmas
❌ Bengals +3
✅ Rams -6
❌ Giants -2.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: -1.84U
Really disappointing games by Cincy and New York… guess who’s made the naughty list 📋
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #Staxmas
❌ Bengals +3
✅ Rams -6
❌ Giants -2.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: -1.84U
Really disappointing games by Cincy and New York… guess who’s made the naughty list 📋
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #Staxmas
✅ Dolphins-2.5
✅ Titans +3.5
❌ Buccaneers -8.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: +0.54U
Tiny flakes turn into big stacks — trust the #Staxmas snowball 🌨️
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
✅ Dolphins-2.5
✅ Titans +3.5
❌ Buccaneers -8.5
❌ Parlay all 3
Total Profit: +0.54U
Tiny flakes turn into big stacks — trust the #Staxmas snowball 🌨️
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
❌ Chiefs -3
✅ Bengals +7.5
❌ Falcons -2.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ #BroncosLay
Total Profit: -3.07U 📉
Crappy way to end #HarvestSZN 🌾💩
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
❌ Chiefs -3
✅ Bengals +7.5
❌ Falcons -2.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ #BroncosLay
Total Profit: -3.07U 📉
Crappy way to end #HarvestSZN 🌾💩
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf
🏹 Chiefs -3 (-125) – 1.25U
🐅 Bengals +7.5 (-110) – 1U
🐦🔥 Falcons -2.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+542) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Time to carve out some covers 🔪
#NFL #Week13 #GamblingBluesky #TowelieBetz #HarvestSZN
🏹 Chiefs -3 (-125) – 1.25U
🐅 Bengals +7.5 (-110) – 1U
🐦🔥 Falcons -2.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+542) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Time to carve out some covers 🔪
#NFL #Week13 #GamblingBluesky #TowelieBetz #HarvestSZN
❌ Saints -2
❌ Cardinals +2.5 (on the hook 🪝)
✅ Rams -7
❌ Parlay all 3
✅ Drake Maye o249.5 Passing Yards
Net Profit: -1.41U
Heaven will have to wait another week… 🪽
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week12
❌ Saints -2
❌ Cardinals +2.5 (on the hook 🪝)
✅ Rams -7
❌ Parlay all 3
✅ Drake Maye o249.5 Passing Yards
Net Profit: -1.41U
Heaven will have to wait another week… 🪽
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week12
⚜️ Saints -2 (-110) – 1.25U
♦️Cardinals +2.5 (-110) – 1U
🐏 Rams -7 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+581) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Divine Judgment from the Skis 🎿
#NFL #Week12 #GamblingBluesky #TowelieBetz
⚜️ Saints -2 (-110) – 1.25U
♦️Cardinals +2.5 (-110) – 1U
🐏 Rams -7 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+581) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Divine Judgment from the Skis 🎿
#NFL #Week12 #GamblingBluesky #TowelieBetz
❌ Bengals +5.5
✅ Panthers +4
❌ Commanders +2.5 (on the hook 🪝)
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: -1.36U
Bumbled in the Jungle… 🤕
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week11
❌ Bengals +5.5
✅ Panthers +4
❌ Commanders +2.5 (on the hook 🪝)
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: -1.36U
Bumbled in the Jungle… 🤕
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week11
🐈⬛ Panthers +4 (-110) – 1.25U
🐅 Bengals +5.5 (-110) – 1U
🪖 Commanders +2.5 (-105) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+611) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
I ain’t got time to bleed, just covers
#NFL #Week11 #GamblingBluesky
🐈⬛ Panthers +4 (-110) – 1.25U
🐅 Bengals +5.5 (-110) – 1U
🪖 Commanders +2.5 (-105) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+611) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
I ain’t got time to bleed, just covers
#NFL #Week11 #GamblingBluesky
✅ Jets +2.5
✅ Rams -5.5
✅ Chargers -2.5
✅ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: +6.71U 📈
Week 10 = Sweep City 🧹
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #HarvestSZN
✅ Jets +2.5
✅ Rams -5.5
✅ Chargers -2.5
✅ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: +6.71U 📈
Week 10 = Sweep City 🧹
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #HarvestSZN
⚡️1 to go
✅ #Jets +2.5
✅ #Rams -5.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5
#JetUp #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #GamblingBluesky #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf
⚡️1 to go
✅ #Jets +2.5
✅ #Rams -5.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5
#JetUp #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #GamblingBluesky #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf
⚡️🐏 2 to go
✅ #Jets +2.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5
🔮 #Rams -5.5
#JetUp #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky
⚡️🐏 2 to go
✅ #Jets +2.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5
🔮 #Rams -5.5
#JetUp #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky
✈️ Jets +2.5 (-115) – 1.25U
🔋 Chargers -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🐏 Rams -5.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+540) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Electric sheep and covers, like tears in rain 🌧️
#NFL #Week10 #GamblingBluesky #HarvestSZN
✈️ Jets +2.5 (-115) – 1.25U
🔋 Chargers -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🐏 Rams -5.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+540) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Electric sheep and covers, like tears in rain 🌧️
#NFL #Week10 #GamblingBluesky #HarvestSZN
✅ Bears -2.5
✅ Rams -14
❌ Chargers -9.5 (blew the loaf 😅)
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: +0.22U 📈
Back at it next week, the sweep in coming 🧹🔜
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week9
✅ Bears -2.5
✅ Rams -14
❌ Chargers -9.5 (blew the loaf 😅)
❌ Parlay all 3
Net Profit: +0.22U 📈
Back at it next week, the sweep in coming 🧹🔜
#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week9
🐻 #Bears -2.5 (-120) – 1.25U
⚡️ #Chargers -9.5 (-115) – 1U
🐏 #Rams -14 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+554) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
#HarvestSZN hits different when the crop’s pure ⚡️🌾💨
#NFL #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky
🐻 #Bears -2.5 (-120) – 1.25U
⚡️ #Chargers -9.5 (-115) – 1U
🐏 #Rams -14 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+554) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
#HarvestSZN hits different when the crop’s pure ⚡️🌾💨
#NFL #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky
⚡️👨🍳🚬
#TowelieTicket #SundayMeatloaf #Week9 #NFL
⚡️👨🍳🚬
#TowelieTicket #SundayMeatloaf #Week9 #NFL
❌ Jaguars +3.5
✅ Browns -2.5
❌ Chargers -1.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ Kyren Williams ATTD
❌ #BroncosLay
Total Profit: -3.42U 📉
Bro… this #Stacktober run been rough 🍂😅
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #StaySpooky👻
❌ Jaguars +3.5
✅ Browns -2.5
❌ Chargers -1.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ Kyren Williams ATTD
❌ #BroncosLay
Total Profit: -3.42U 📉
Bro… this #Stacktober run been rough 🍂😅
#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #StaySpooky👻
🐆 #Jaguars +3.5 (-120) – 1.25U
🐶 #Browns -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🪫 #Chargers -1.5 (-120) – 0.88U
🔗 #Parlay all 3 (+516) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Tea? Nah mate, we drinking The Juice 🍊💨 Breakfast of Champions 🇬🇧👨🍳
#NFL #ToweliesTicket #GamblingBlueSky
🐆 #Jaguars +3.5 (-120) – 1.25U
🐶 #Browns -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🪫 #Chargers -1.5 (-120) – 0.88U
🔗 #Parlay all 3 (+516) – 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Tea? Nah mate, we drinking The Juice 🍊💨 Breakfast of Champions 🇬🇧👨🍳
#NFL #ToweliesTicket #GamblingBlueSky
Not the best showing for our NFC South #underdawgs (or Broncos touchdowns) 😅
✅ Panthers +3
❌ Saints +3.5
❌ Titans +4.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ JK Dobbins ATTD
Total Profit: -2.38U 📉
#TowelieBetz #NFL #Week6 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky
Not the best showing for our NFC South #underdawgs (or Broncos touchdowns) 😅
✅ Panthers +3
❌ Saints +3.5
❌ Titans +4.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ JK Dobbins ATTD
Total Profit: -2.38U 📉
#TowelieBetz #NFL #Week6 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky