Deadbeat dads are the real superstraights
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Deadbeat dads are the real superstraights
Eventually the 'superstraights' will reach the stage of 'breathing is gay'
June 11, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Eventually the 'superstraights' will reach the stage of 'breathing is gay'
just got off the phone with all of the gundam wing boys. they all proudly proclaimed themselves to be superstraights, except for duo who is just normal straight and quatre who is now a girl
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
just got off the phone with all of the gundam wing boys. they all proudly proclaimed themselves to be superstraights, except for duo who is just normal straight and quatre who is now a girl
remember superstraights lol
March 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
remember superstraights lol
OK superstraights
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
OK superstraights
there's a lot of douchebaggery online but the superstraights are among the douchebaggiest
June 2, 2024 at 3:01 AM
there's a lot of douchebaggery online but the superstraights are among the douchebaggiest
Getting Big American Mad that they don't have a silver straighttime for Proud White Superstraights Like Me
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Getting Big American Mad that they don't have a silver straighttime for Proud White Superstraights Like Me
superstraights think this guy is straight. They're wrong, but they think that. Take that to the bank.
June 25, 2024 at 12:31 PM
superstraights think this guy is straight. They're wrong, but they think that. Take that to the bank.
Nobody here but us superstraights 🤭
February 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Nobody here but us superstraights 🤭
They died a death after several superstraights and super gays found trans women/men hot before they knew they were trans.
Interestingly enough I don’t think I spotted any GC lesbians cringy enough to declare themselves super gay/lesbian probably because it sounds like a viz character.
Interestingly enough I don’t think I spotted any GC lesbians cringy enough to declare themselves super gay/lesbian probably because it sounds like a viz character.
February 16, 2026 at 11:03 AM
They died a death after several superstraights and super gays found trans women/men hot before they knew they were trans.
Interestingly enough I don’t think I spotted any GC lesbians cringy enough to declare themselves super gay/lesbian probably because it sounds like a viz character.
Interestingly enough I don’t think I spotted any GC lesbians cringy enough to declare themselves super gay/lesbian probably because it sounds like a viz character.
also "fidelity month"
...who's gonna tell the Superstraights(TM) that non-cishet people don't like cheating either and that doesn't change when you're not a cishet couple? Or that poly people existing isn't cheating just because it's not monogamy?
...who's gonna tell the Superstraights(TM) that non-cishet people don't like cheating either and that doesn't change when you're not a cishet couple? Or that poly people existing isn't cheating just because it's not monogamy?
"Nuclear family month"? Lol good luck with that bullshit.
Also is the Guardian a Starmer mouth piece or what?
Also is the Guardian a Starmer mouth piece or what?
Red states push conservative rebrands of Pride month in backlash to LGBTQ+ celebrations
Republican states rebrand June as ‘nuclear family month’ or ‘fidelity month’ in latest attack on LGBTQ+ communities
www.theguardian.com
June 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
also "fidelity month"
...who's gonna tell the Superstraights(TM) that non-cishet people don't like cheating either and that doesn't change when you're not a cishet couple? Or that poly people existing isn't cheating just because it's not monogamy?
...who's gonna tell the Superstraights(TM) that non-cishet people don't like cheating either and that doesn't change when you're not a cishet couple? Or that poly people existing isn't cheating just because it's not monogamy?
They do this bc they think we're dumb enough to accept anyone blindly. Same with superstraights. We don't. REAL gays punch abusers with bricks.
June 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
They do this bc they think we're dumb enough to accept anyone blindly. Same with superstraights. We don't. REAL gays punch abusers with bricks.
Nah, SuperStraights was way, WAY gayer.
August 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Nah, SuperStraights was way, WAY gayer.
I'm going to clarify: I'm lesbian and so is my girlfriend. The black and orange hearts were meant to summon skyhub, not to signal the superstraights.
January 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'm going to clarify: I'm lesbian and so is my girlfriend. The black and orange hearts were meant to summon skyhub, not to signal the superstraights.
Take those "superstraights" for all they're worth!
September 25, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Take those "superstraights" for all they're worth!
new social technologies like this are actually at least as useful for new Sygn microdemographics and people trying to negotiate relationships outside of inertial gendered structures as for the tpot superstraights currently implementing them. we shouldn't be shitting on this!
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
new social technologies like this are actually at least as useful for new Sygn microdemographics and people trying to negotiate relationships outside of inertial gendered structures as for the tpot superstraights currently implementing them. we shouldn't be shitting on this!
They are the ones who are going to get out of the whole thing better because they won't have to be afraid of accidentally blue-balling on a less than "100% purebred female" & having too feel gay for that (Oh, poor superstraights!).
Meanwhile all women (aside from a few old, rich women) get it worse.
Meanwhile all women (aside from a few old, rich women) get it worse.
March 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
They are the ones who are going to get out of the whole thing better because they won't have to be afraid of accidentally blue-balling on a less than "100% purebred female" & having too feel gay for that (Oh, poor superstraights!).
Meanwhile all women (aside from a few old, rich women) get it worse.
Meanwhile all women (aside from a few old, rich women) get it worse.
Xitter has poisoned my thoughts on super- next to any sexuality/identity thanks to superstraights and supergays so I present you:
Gender superfluid. A genderfluid folk who exhibits superiority in dating and ONLY accepting the existence of other genderfluid folk. XD
Gender superfluid. A genderfluid folk who exhibits superiority in dating and ONLY accepting the existence of other genderfluid folk. XD
December 12, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Xitter has poisoned my thoughts on super- next to any sexuality/identity thanks to superstraights and supergays so I present you:
Gender superfluid. A genderfluid folk who exhibits superiority in dating and ONLY accepting the existence of other genderfluid folk. XD
Gender superfluid. A genderfluid folk who exhibits superiority in dating and ONLY accepting the existence of other genderfluid folk. XD
"Gamergate 90 failed because we had cowards who wouldn't agree that enjoying a videogame was gay. Gamergate 91 is only going to be superstraights who hate video games and have the pallor of a corpse because going outside is also woke"
April 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Gamergate 90 failed because we had cowards who wouldn't agree that enjoying a videogame was gay. Gamergate 91 is only going to be superstraights who hate video games and have the pallor of a corpse because going outside is also woke"
Happy Pride Day (55th anniversary of Stonewall).
June 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Happy Pride Day (55th anniversary of Stonewall).
Maybe I'm remembering wrong but I feel like this flag was born as some 4chan psyop, like "Superstraights" and all that. I'll have to verify that later, not 100% sure
September 17, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Maybe I'm remembering wrong but I feel like this flag was born as some 4chan psyop, like "Superstraights" and all that. I'll have to verify that later, not 100% sure
Not even the superstraights. Remember them? Where are they. Where have all the flowers gone. Ou sont les neiges d'antan.
October 31, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Not even the superstraights. Remember them? Where are they. Where have all the flowers gone. Ou sont les neiges d'antan.
They're gonna run out of recruits. So many guys playing lady videogame characters will get flagged by the superstraights
March 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
They're gonna run out of recruits. So many guys playing lady videogame characters will get flagged by the superstraights
Sephora? Wait until the GQP superstraights learn to read and find out about that one.
November 16, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Sephora? Wait until the GQP superstraights learn to read and find out about that one.