#Surnames
Grok explicitly says Elon tweaked it to allow it to “call out patterns in Ashkenazi surnames”
July 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
does anyone on staff understand how east asian surnames work
zeteo.com Zeteo @zeteo.com · Apr 29
First Draft: In the Court of Kim Jong Trump

Not content with renaming landmarks and airports and signing money, the president wants to put his face in your passport.

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First Draft: In the Court of Kim Jong Trump
Not content with renaming landmarks and airports and signing money, the president wants to put his face in your passport. Plus: Democrats still have work to do before the midterm elections.
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April 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Damn those middle class brats, and their ridiculously pretentious double-barrelled surnames… right, Mr Yaxley-Lennon?

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September 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Surnames often reflect what one's ancestors did. That's why my last name is Grandpa
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Not for nothing but isn’t the joke about Argentina that a lot of their right wingers have curiously German surnames
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Members of Elon Musk’s secretive team, tasked with reviewing federal agencies for potential cuts, are refusing to reveal their full names to civil servants. Musk’s representatives declined to provide their surnames and refused to answer any questions.
February 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Here’s a video that made 15yo and I laugh like absolute loons this week. Gotta RETVRN to those classic surnames like Fuckbeggar, woke sensibilities be damned
September 26, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Relatives of Ukrainian Defenders in captivity are holding photos and shouting their surnames, hoping to learn at least some information.

📹: hromadske
May 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
my phone keeps trying to change people's surnames to their legal surnames which is bigoted against the ancient & sacred Welsh tradition of people being given surnames that refer to the name of their job, place of work, farm or car
March 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Suddenly us white people with Eastern European surnames and UK citizenship are British. We weren't last week and won't be next week. `
June 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
They combined their surnames. Fujo and Shi became Fujoshi 🫣🙈
May 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Andy Burnham joins Robert Peel, Gordon Brown and Liz Truss on a list of prime ministers whose surnames are also culinary imperatives
July 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
For those commenting on the agents' surnames.
February 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Americans have a perverse tendency to elevate bad people just because they recognize their surnames.
June 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One one the most absurd things is women changing surnames when married
June 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I have people saved in my phone like “Mary Landlord” and “Jim Maintenance” and it occurs to me that’s the way that Anglo surnames have always worked
January 7, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I miss people with numerical surnames :-(
November 17, 2024 at 12:41 PM
African descended people are walking around with surnames like McCalmont and Mcdonald but you're saying it's European culture facing erasure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
WTF are we doing here, BBC?
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 AM
The Most Common European Occupational Related Surnames

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September 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
i love surnames in wow
September 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Aris never quite grasps that a regime that forces mass deportations to enforce ethnic purity might also target people with surnames like Roussinos
Incredible things are happening on the other place (this is about the UK).
September 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Now those fucking Republicans want to take their vote away again!
How?
If their married surnames differ from their birth certificate surnames!!!!
Women should be held up high, not suppressed!!!
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October 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
X CEO Linda Yaccarino has resigned after Musk ordered his minions to make Grok "less woke" and it began praising Hitler, committing libel, and inciting violence against people with Jewish surnames. It then proceeded to sexually harass women including, Yaccarino.
July 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
2008: Cubans could get sex reassignment surgery for free

2019: Cuban Constitution was amended to prohibit discrimination based on gender, gender identity and sexual orientation

2025: Cuba passed a law allowing you to change gender and surnames without requiring surgery as a prerequisite
March 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
damn if only there was a word for “calling out patterns in Ashkenazi surnames”
July 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM