#Surprise
Surprise!
November 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Surprise surprise!
November 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Surprise! Senile Satan lied again.
November 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
No surprise here. Fuck Putin.
October 31, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District
November 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
🎉 🎉🎉SURPRISE!!!🎉🎉🎉
“October Surprise” and it’s just a series of awful people setting their own careers on fire
Haley Stevens managed to steal the "worst move in an election ever" designation from Vivek Ramaswamy. Not easy.
November 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
November 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
#vgencomm skeb/surprise-me/wing-it for weirdmew!

#furry #furryart
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Countries where Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal
November 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
A big sweet surprise
November 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Surprise Surprise Mother Fucker
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October 30, 2026 at 6:37 AM
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Surprise, surprise: Trump, who routinely pardons fraudsters and presides over the most corrupt administration ever, has no interest in actually addressing waste, fraud, and abuse.

Apparently, fraud is only a problem when they can scapegoat Somali Minnesotans.
Q: If the administration has declared on waste and fraud, could you explain the $420 million overpayment for a prison in Appleton, MN, when they company offered it to the state for $75m?

BESSENT: I don't know anything about that. That's a waste of our time.
October 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Jon on Haley Stevens's surprise switcharoo across party lines to endorse "nightmare" Mike Rogers
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Halloween Surprise
November 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
“October Surprise” and it’s just a series of awful people setting their own careers on fire
Haley Stevens managed to steal the "worst move in an election ever" designation from Vivek Ramaswamy. Not easy.
November 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Surprise, surprise loooooooooots of Dems locations
November 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I thought the October surprise was the president being accused of another rape
Allegations that Democrat Mary Peltola’s campaign secretly worked to recruit a spoiler candidate to help her party win the pivotal Alaska seat—and potentially retake control of the Senate—has become this midterm election’s biggest October surprise. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4yPvMTG
October 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
As Gomer Pyle used to say, "surprise, surprise, surprise" !!!
November 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
What a surprise that Trump and his henchman Blanche are sending their army of “monitors” to Democratic areas and places where there are high numbers of Black and Hispanic voters.
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The real october surprise
November 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Surprise, surprise… MLA Jason Stephan and his UCP pals all voted together.

The motion they voted down? To reject Alberta separation and affirm that we are proud Canadians.
November 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Special surprise on the TL later if Texas goes blue 💢⭕️💢
November 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
the Herman Cain twitter account:
Surprise Motherfucker
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November 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
surprise~ 🤍
November 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM