Recent PAUH¹ protests stirred up controversy on Haunted Housing in #SurrealEstates, local Hamletsville business owner Patch Caulking (@NiceCaulk) spat the following:

These spectral squatters claim "unfinished business" while refusing to work?? An admission to selfish laziness, I say!!

also something in therapy I need to talk about how #SurrealEstates will sooner broach contemplation and mechanization of death than ever ask "hey so where do babies come from?"

I assumed we all spawned as fully-formed individuals with implanted, fragmented memories of childhood. No? Dang..

started writing Brandstore, the OmegaMart Braunstein of #SurrealEstates, for a potential City campaign but set entirely within said outlet.

So far: A GeekSquad building Sword Art Second Life w/ stolen data

Traitor Zhao's Fractal Tofu, freshly-fried in the liminal kitchen, 100% food-grade

Ever ran a TTRPG & thought "if only I could Mind Freak these fucking PCs" ???
Well #SurrealEstates has the NPC for you

Charlatan Soul, Close-up Psychonaut (he/fae)
HAS: camera crew, emo aesthetic (knockoff), absolutely zero psychic abilities
WANT: to FUCK your DREAMS
DO: mediocre sleight-of-hand

Been playing Seaside Radio these past few days as part of #SurrealEstates and been really loving it!

Almost definitely will be using parts of this, if not all, for future GSA posts. And when suddenly a rich lesbian shows up to seduce the host, I want it known that was the tarot's fault NOT MINE!!

Slopification finally takes the GCU, chat.

Odd Physician just never gets to be Jumbo Jizzard even in her own movie?? Yeah, sure was Mindlessness but show me ONE good cumshot in this movie, let alone a Multiorgasm!!

I give this goonviewing a "Denial Kink Needs Edging" /10
#SurrealEstates

PUBLIC CUNT-SERVING ANNOUNCEMENT

If you spot errant arson in your neighbourhood DO NOT attempt home extinguishment.

Leave it to the Kids In Corduroy with MegaDrencherz Technology to wash away your worries #SurrealEstates

I make weird TTRPG fragments such as a loyalty punch card that reshapes reality :D

It comes from a living phantasmetropolis called #SurrealEstates which also includes a Garbage Dump Commune containing a lesbian motorcycle + gun fu padawan: imaginationsimulations.itch.io/junkntrunk

Don't believe I've shared this here but if you're at all a Slugblaster fan you should also check out Radio Free Lutesse!!

It's got a little extra crunch that adds a LOT for a skater TTRPG. I'd love to run it in #SurrealEstates some time :D

Hey did anyone else see Sasquatch at Portabella Station?? Dude was crushing YYZ!! #SurrealEstates

Recent disappearances of the feline persuasion appear to be on the rise in Nowhere.

After reports from Topia residents, locals have begun accusations towards a Pygmy Trash Grizzly supposedly spotted scuttering off with satchels of kittens from said site.
#SurrealEstates

Your Fourth-Eye Forecast with Nak Brax

melancholic rains & befittingly brooding breeze pick up near Latenite next Bunsday

Residents are reminded to leave rooftop vigilantes (or similar street-level supers) to dramatic lightning redirection, else risk becoming another Inkblot #SurrealEstates

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I know Mayor Goobin promised funds to "Clowncatcher initiatives" or whatever but Gewberton events have only seen an increase in Clown appearances, especially since kids birthdays ceased.

Honestly I'm strongly considering these so-called conspiracies regarding HOA lacing helium! #SurrealEstates

this is also definitely a #SurrealEstates post. Someone complaining that their driver claims dragonzord but was clearly piloting a wyvernzord.

Trans girlthing creative here! Come check out the weird contemporesque fantasy super-city of #SurrealEstates!

It's got: Canned food trucks, necromantic pop idols, An Utterly Unremarkable Landmark (for sale), and so much more!

Learn more & support here
imaginationsimulations.itch.io/gsa

Passou por aqui alguém indicando Twin Peaks no Mercadoplay, fui sapear lá e pra quem gosta de ficção científica tem Projeto Lazarus e SurrealEstates que são bem legaiszinhas