And here #NielLAnderson takes the pulpit to pound on about hetero marriage is the ONLY marriage. I thought we swallowed our bigot medicine with #Oaks' talk earlier, but they have to have this inferior GA reinforce the message right after #SusanHPorter finishes talking to the kids. #GeneralCONference

#SusanHPorter is cut out for the job. Every cult knows one of the most powerful tools in the toolbox is indoctrinating youth before critical faculties emerge. They believe Easter bunny, why not Easter martyred carpenter? I just wish she would talk to kids like young humans, not like babies. #GenCONf

After singing break, #SusanHPorter taking on the baby voice to talk to the kids and tell them how special they are. It's all about getting them while they're young and who better than a perpetually-smiling Primary General President to help kids feel peculiar and chosen.

#GeneralCONf #ItsAllACon